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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1815 on: November 13, 2020, 10:05:48 AM »
In about an hour I'll be on the road heading out to a cabin in a tiny mountain town called Wells. There is a movie being shot there over the weekend so I'll try for an Ell-Bomb should the opportunity present itself.

Porno?  ???

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« Reply #1816 on: November 13, 2020, 10:10:38 AM »
Porno?  ???

The kind of porn that gets shot in those hick towns is the kind of porn that can only be found for sale on the dark web.

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« Reply #1817 on: November 13, 2020, 10:12:58 AM »
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1818 on: November 13, 2020, 08:45:08 PM »
Porno?  ???
Shortly after our arrival we were informed that the production had been cancelled due to the covids.  :-\

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1819 on: November 14, 2020, 11:46:01 AM »
I am ashamed to say that we came home early. In fact we got up at 2:40 AM, packed up and drove several hours in very unsavory conditions just to get home to our own bed. I've turned into a city boi :-[

Always remember to take your own pillows! And that damned electric baseboard heater heat mad it impossible to sleep for any length of time.

Cabin was was an old coal miner building over 100 yrs. May have been haunted. I swear somebody grabbed my Dingaling in the shower and whisper yelled "GET OUT!"-"BUT LEAVE THIS HERE!"

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« Reply #1820 on: November 14, 2020, 11:52:33 AM »
Started watching Ted Lasso on Apple TV. I feel a bit indoctrinated, but it’s cute. I like it.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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« Reply #1821 on: November 14, 2020, 11:54:18 AM »
I am ashamed to say that we came home early. In fact we got up at 2:40 AM, packed up and drove several hours in very unsavory conditions just to get home to our own bed. I've turned into a city boi :-[

Always remember to take your own pillows! And that damned electric baseboard heater heat mad it impossible to sleep for any length of time.

Cabin was was an old coal miner building over 100 yrs. May have been haunted. I swear somebody grabbed my Dingaling in the shower and whisper yelled "GET OUT!"-"BUT LEAVE THIS HERE!"
Is this a princess and the pea story for the modern man?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1822 on: November 14, 2020, 11:59:57 AM »
Is this a princess and the pea story for the modern man?
Not sure what you're getting at there but I'm quite sure it was most directed at me in the meanest way.

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« Reply #1823 on: November 14, 2020, 04:17:11 PM »
Started watching Ted Lasso on Apple TV. I feel a bit indoctrinated, but it’s cute. I like it.

Bairyn said we should watch it since it is done by Scrubs guy.
I DID NOT EXPECT CUTE!


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« Reply #1824 on: November 14, 2020, 04:17:54 PM »
I am ashamed to say that we came home early. In fact we got up at 2:40 AM, packed up and drove several hours in very unsavory conditions just to get home to our own bed. I've turned into a city boi :-[

Always remember to take your own pillows! And that damned electric baseboard heater heat mad it impossible to sleep for any length of time.

Cabin was was an old coal miner building over 100 yrs. May have been haunted. I swear somebody grabbed my Dingaling in the shower and whisper yelled "GET OUT!"-"BUT LEAVE THIS HERE!"

Coal miner ghosts love pricks.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1825 on: November 14, 2020, 10:40:02 PM »
Bairyn said we should watch it since it is done by Scrubs guy.
I DID NOT EXPECT CUTE!
Finished it tonight. It was a nice warm fuzzy. Do it!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1826 on: November 17, 2020, 02:34:27 PM »
I suddenly want an ice cream. Any ice cream. In a cone.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1827 on: November 17, 2020, 03:34:29 PM »
I suddenly want an ice cream. Any ice cream. In a cone.

I think the flavor choice should have been included in that post, along with a type of cone.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1828 on: November 17, 2020, 07:11:29 PM »


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@PolkaDot  This ice cream building gif looks like the many lady hands over the baseball bat.

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« Reply #1829 on: November 18, 2020, 12:25:49 PM »
@PolkaDot  This ice cream building gif looks like the many lady hands over the baseball bat.
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.