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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2010 on: February 25, 2021, 01:49:50 PM »
Bobby! Is that where you've been hanging out all this time? Welcome home, @Bobs Your Uncle . If I'd known I would have baked you a cake

I like cake. You know TL, you give good post.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2011 on: February 26, 2021, 10:26:37 PM »
Thanks! What can I say Jay practically screams for a beating.  8)

I hear he screams after a beating - from you
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2012 on: February 26, 2021, 10:27:25 PM »
I like cake. You know TL, you give good post.

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Re: Bart Tell Anything
« Reply #2013 on: February 27, 2021, 04:05:45 AM »
I like cake. You know TL, you give good post.

I need another 3 pounds of that Amish cheese, @Bobs Your Uncle
Would you be a doll and pick that up on your weekly run?

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Re: Bart Tell Anything
« Reply #2014 on: February 27, 2021, 06:13:47 AM »
I need another 3 pounds of that Amish cheese, @Bobs Your Uncle
Would you be a doll and pick that up on your weekly run?

I would but it took be a week to get that smell out of car. Dogs followed me home. People looked at me funny and stepped back. Frankly I don't know how you can eat the stuff!

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Re: Bart Tell Anything
« Reply #2015 on: February 27, 2021, 06:40:35 AM »
I need another 3 pounds of that Amish cheese, @Bobs Your Uncle
Would you be a doll and pick that up on your weekly run?

I'm thinking that "Amish cheese" is code for something else.  I'm not a narc though.  Just sayin'.

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Re: Bart Tell Anything
« Reply #2016 on: February 27, 2021, 07:17:31 AM »
I'm thinking that "Amish cheese" is code for something else.  I'm not a narc though.  Just sayin'.

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Re: Bart Tell Anything
« Reply #2017 on: February 27, 2021, 03:10:14 PM »

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2018 on: February 28, 2021, 06:56:22 PM »
I hear he screams after a beating - from you
If I find out he likes it even a little, I'll stop immediately. @TigerLily
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2019 on: March 02, 2021, 11:20:21 AM »
Last Friday I slipped on ice getting out of my truck in a crowded parking lot. I didn't think anybody saw me but as I regained erect stature I was met with the sound of laughing children in a car across the row from me.  Not so long story short they're now in my freezer, yada yada yada..

Who's laughing now, Bart.  <- 100% TELL

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2020 on: March 02, 2021, 12:35:56 PM »
Last Friday I slipped on ice getting out of my truck in a crowded parking lot. I didn't think anybody saw me but as I regained erect stature I was met with the sound of laughing children in a car across the row from me.  Not so long story short they're now in my freezer, yada yada yada..

Who's laughing now, Bart.  <- 100% TELL
Job Well Done. @KSM
WORD ON THE STREET was those kids were drunk and driving in a free car given to them FREE by Kars4Kids.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2021 on: March 02, 2021, 01:57:20 PM »
Job Well Done. @KSM
WORD ON THE STREET was those kids were drunk and driving in a free car given to them FREE by Kars4Kids.

And they were abusive to the transmission of the machine.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2022 on: March 02, 2021, 02:38:39 PM »
Last Friday I slipped on ice getting out of my truck in a crowded parking lot. I didn't think anybody saw me but as I regained erect stature I was met with the sound of laughing children in a car across the row from me.  Not so long story short they're now in my freezer, yada yada yada..

Who's laughing now, Bart.  <- 100% TELL

I'm glad you were able to get it up again.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2023 on: March 02, 2021, 06:43:50 PM »
Job Well Done. @KSM
WORD ON THE STREET was those kids were drunk and driving in a free car given to them FREE by Kars4Kids.
And they were abusive to the transmission of the machine.
I'm glad you were able to get it up again.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2024 on: March 02, 2021, 07:15:57 PM »
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