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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2145 on: June 21, 2021, 07:50:18 PM »
Quote from: KSM on June 21, 2021, 06:27:43 PM


IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO? EVERY TIME I SIGN IN I GET EXITED FOR A SECOND THAT SOMEONE LIKES ME ENOUGH TO MESSAGE ME BUT MY DREAM IS QUICKLY SHATTERED AS THE CRUEL AND BRUTAL TRUTH CRASHES IN.


Exited or excited? Not trying to be cruel or brutal but I'll simplify it for you. If you're with a girl and there's hope for an intimate evening you can get excited. If there's not a chance in hell of intimacy you get exited. Note the difference.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2146 on: June 21, 2021, 07:54:23 PM »
Quote from: KSM on June 21, 2021, 06:27:43 PM
BART MY MESSAGE BOX SAYS "MY MESSAGES {1} BUT THERE IS NO MESSAGE IN MY BOX. BEEN THAT WAY FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS.

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO? EVERY TIME I SIGN IN I GET EXITED FOR A SECOND THAT SOMEONE LIKES ME ENOUGH TO MESSAGE ME BUT MY DREAM IS QUICKLY SHATTERED AS THE CRUEL AND BRUTAL TRUTH CRASHES IN.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2147 on: June 21, 2021, 08:28:03 PM »
Quote from: Bobs Your Uncle on June 21, 2021, 07:50:18 PM
Exited or excited? Not trying to be cruel or brutal but I'll simplify it for you. If you're with a girl and there's hope for an intimate evening you can get excited. If there's not a chance in hell of intimacy you get exited. Note the difference.

Signed, your friend the dingus
BOB I HAVE A 10.7" PENIS SO I DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Quote from: PolkaDot on June 21, 2021, 07:54:23 PM
This is an ask. Where's the moderator when you need one?
MODERATE YER ASS!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2148 on: June 21, 2021, 08:35:24 PM »
Quote from: KSM on June 21, 2021, 08:28:03 PM
BOB I HAVE A 10.7" PENIS SO I DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MODERATE YER ASS!!

Now, that was a tell.
Exited it was.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2149 on: June 22, 2021, 06:15:07 AM »
Quote from: KSM on June 21, 2021, 08:28:03 PM
BOB I HAVE A 10.7" PENIS SO I DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MODERATE YER ASS!!

I was just trying to be helpful. Sorry if I made you lose your erection.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2150 on: June 22, 2021, 06:19:46 AM »
Quote from: KSM on June 21, 2021, 08:28:03 PM
BOB I HAVE A 10.7" PENIS SO I DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Nobody uses tenths of an inch.  Have you confused inches and centimeters again?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2151 on: June 29, 2021, 09:37:34 AM »
Happy Birthday to this singer guy at 2:49  unless you want to sit through all the other guys segments.

Fuckin corny video..  sheesh!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2152 on: July 02, 2021, 10:02:53 AM »
Whenever the next site maintenance or software update happens I suspect the ghost message will move on into the light.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2153 on: July 03, 2021, 02:36:59 AM »
Quote from: KSM on July 02, 2021, 10:02:53 AM
Whenever the next site maintenance or software update happens I suspect the ghost message will move on into the light.
I was wondering . . . well, at least you aren't the only one. ;)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2154 on: July 03, 2021, 02:37:55 AM »
Quote from: whoozit on June 22, 2021, 06:19:46 AM
Nobody uses tenths of an inch.  Have you confused inches and centimeters again?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2155 on: July 03, 2021, 02:42:00 PM »
@Bart Ell  I'm here to tell you that you are awesome and I hope that you have an awesome 4th of July too.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2156 on: July 04, 2021, 03:01:04 AM »
Quote from: damon on July 03, 2021, 02:42:00 PM
@Bart Ell  I'm here to tell you that you are awesome and I hope that you have an awesome 4th of July too.

Happy Ellgab Eve to you too, @damon

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2157 on: July 04, 2021, 05:32:24 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on July 04, 2021, 03:01:04 AM
Happy Ellgab Eve to you too, @damon

Goodness, hard to believe that much time has passed.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2158 on: July 05, 2021, 03:01:28 PM »
@Bart Ell

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2159 on: July 05, 2021, 03:09:36 PM »
Happy EGD to you, too, @anniem and everyone else.
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