Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

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Ben, this isn't a political thread.

[damon]

@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you to have a good weekend.

[KSM]

The bass player

[Bart Ell]

The bass player

That man fucks hard!

[TigerLily]

The bass player

Dear Bartrofsky
This is an ask but I have to be close to the evidence. I've noticed this before. Why do female guitarists cover their breasts with their instruments but male guitar players cover their genitals?
Your Secret Admirer

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bartrofsky
This is an ask but I have to be close to the evidence. I've noticed this before. Why do female guitarists cover their breasts with their instruments but male guitar players cover their genitals?
Your Secret Admirer

I welcome this ask in the tell thread because it gives @Walks_At_Night an excuse to watch Jess Greenberg.
It is near their boobies when they are sitting.

It gets crotchy when they stand
@ShayP gets called in for this one

[KSM]

Dear Bartrofsky
This is an ask but I have to be close to the evidence. I've noticed this before. Why do female guitarists cover their breasts with their instruments but male guitar players cover their genitals?
Your Secret Admirer

@TigerLily Like those fuckers will give you a straight answer    The chick with the acoustic guitar was seated. It's that simple. She just happens to be busty. Nothing more. OK? The metal chick was standing, and moving about while her guitar strap held it at whatever her comfortable playing position is. It's that simple. There's nothing TITS or GENITAL about it.

When I hang a Les Paul around my neck the body (of the guitar) covers my private region (huge package) unless I'm doing the salami down the leg look and then, ladies have a real nice time at the show. Either way it is all about comfort.

[Bart Ell]

@TigerLily Like those fuckers will give you a straight answer    The chick with the acoustic guitar was seated. It's that simple. She just happens to be busty. Nothing more. OK? The metal chick was standing, and moving about while her guitar strap held it at whatever her comfortable playing position is. It's that simple. There's nothing TITS or GENITAL about it.

When I hang a Les Paul around my neck the body covers my private region (huge package) unless I'm doing the salami down the leg look and then, ladies have a real nice time at the show. Either way it is all about comfort.

Thanks for repeating my answer.
It was very necessary.

[KSM]

Thanks for repeating my answer.
It was very necessary.

Whoa! WHOOAA!! Like Hold the Phone, man!  I had to elaborate. You gave a boobie answer. I also used my grand description to insert my generous package with my explanation.

[TigerLily]

I welcome this ask in the tell thread because it gives @Walks_At_Night an excuse to watch Jess Greenberg.
It is near their boobies when they are sitting.

That's a nice show and tell. I especially like the beauty spot on her right breast. Dear Goddess. Why wasn't I born lesbian?

It gets crotchy when they stand
@ShayP gets called in for this one

/I like to that. They are real grrrrllls

Thank you to both gentemen for your answers. The show and tell was especially enlightening

[TigerLily]

Thanks for repeating my answer.
It was very necessary.

Cue Capt. Kirk to kick furniture around

[ShayP]

@ShayP gets called in for this one

They could all use me as a sex toy.  (My apologies to the ladies here, I can't help myself sometimes)  Or, just someone for companionship.  Maybe someone to make them feel safe.  Make me feel safe for that matter.  Those chicks can play.

[ShayP]

@TigerLily Like those fuckers will give you a straight answer    The chick with the acoustic guitar was seated. It's that simple. She just happens to be busty. Nothing more. OK? The metal chick was standing, and moving about while her guitar strap held it at whatever her comfortable playing position is. It's that simple. There's nothing TITS or GENITAL about it.

When I hang a Les Paul around my neck the body (of the guitar) covers my private region (huge package) unless I'm doing the salami Vienna Sausage down the leg poking out look and then, ladies have a real nice time at the show. Either way it is all about comfort.

It is all about comfort.

[ShayP]

Cue Capt. Kirk to kick furniture around

Always at your beck and call. 

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[Walks_At_Night]

I welcome this ask in the tell thread because it gives @Walks_At_Night an excuse to watch Jess Greenberg.

Thank you Sir. I think she is more of Gravity's type but that was enjoyable nonetheless.