Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

It will fit right in.

It is beautiful..

[sean92008]

It is beautiful..

Not Stratty enough.

What's Yngwie Malmsteen putting his name on lately? Huh?

There are tons of luthiers in the greater Denver area, have you had a chance to check any out?
 

[KSM]

Not Stratty enough.

What's Yngwie Malmsteen putting his name on lately? Huh?

There are tons of luthiers in the greater Denver area, have you had a chance to check any out?

Not Stratty enough? ugh Buddy, ol pal, my friend, you do not understand what playing these fuckers is like. Like a 6 lane freeway at 4 am after you've dropped off a beautiful whore at her moms place coz she accidentally shit on the glass coffee table and now you're the only driver on the road.

Actually I was aware of all the string specialists in the city, but my eyes are on the Lynch line. By the time I'm done I'll have a beautiful mix of ESP and LTD's on the wall. They are the ONLY deviation from a Les Paul for me.

...I just ain't a Fender guy. Respect for those who are, but.. 

[KSM]

@sean92008 And this beauty!  CAN YOU STAND THE GREATNESS!?!  And who is this Ing-vey you speak of?

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[sean92008]

@sean92008 And this beauty!  CAN YOU STAND THE GREATNESS!?!  And who is this Ing-vey you speak of?

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No sustainiac?

I'm not big on adorned guitars... Or black ones. 

Banana yellow, OK!

I do like direct-mount pickups.

[KSM]

..I was contemplating the eventual-probable-suggestion that the Name That Nose game should be a sticky. That's what I was doing @Bart Ell and that is what I am telling you.

[Bart Ell]

..I was contemplating the eventual-probable-suggestion that the Name That Nose game should be a sticky. That's what I was doing @Bart Ell and that is what I am telling you.

Nobody likes a sticky nose.

[KSM]

Nobody likes a sticky nose.

Why do you hate America          ?

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[Bart Ell]

Why do you hate America          ?

HOW DARE YOU!
I like America just fine... it's those damn Americans that I can't stand.

[ShayP]

I like America just fine... it's those damn Americans that I can't stand.

That hurts man. Words can hit harder than a fist. 

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[Bart Ell]

That hurts man. Words can hit harder than a fist. 

I am married to an American and I have dual citizenship so I am allowed to use the A word!

[Walks_At_Night]

I am married to an American and I have dual citizenship so I am allowed to use the A word!

You married her just for access to the cheap chicken, right?

[Bart Ell]

You married her just for access to the cheap chicken, right?

I was already a dual citizen before but that would be a quality reason for matrimony... although Big Farma has been chicken gouging lately.
I think it is because a bunch of crazies started buying up all the chicken medication because someone on Telegram told them to.

[ShayP]

Bart, since @TigerLily, in the 'Ask Bart Anything' thread shared that she lost her virginity in the 90's, I just wanted to tell you that I lost mine in the 80's.  Back when I found AquaNet hair spray to be an aphrodisiac.

[PolkaDot]

@sean92008 And this beauty!  CAN YOU STAND THE GREATNESS!?!  And who is this Ing-vey you speak of?

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Why is it in my chair?