Tell Bart Anything

[paladin1991]

Bart!!  Europe needs you!  Intervene in the MidCat project.  Save the Euros.  The Filthy Fucking french (tm pending) are stonewalling the project.
 The FFf are trying to shut the Portuguese and the Spaniards out of selling energy to Europe.  The FFf want to sell only french  nuke power to the rest of Europe.
The Filthy Fuckers!
BArt! Help!
You are Europes last best hope.

[Bart Ell]

Bart!!  Europe needs you!  Intervene in the MidCat project.  Save the Euros.  The Filthy Fucking french (tm pending) are stonewalling the project.
 The FFf are trying to shut the Portuguese and the Spaniards out of selling energy to Europe.  The FFf want to sell only french  nuke power to the rest of Europe.
The Filthy Fuckers!
BArt! Help!
You are Europes last best hope.

Midcat?
Sounds like someone started fucking their pet and got stuck...
MIDCAT!

[KSM]

Why is it in my chair? 

LOL @PolkaDot Yes, it is/was in your chair. I thought the colors went well and the poor guitar had been on his feet all day. Just needed some down time in a Christmassy cigar chair.

[KSM]

On a whim. I bought some turkey bacon the other day whilst out. Don't know why and I do not like it.

WHIMS ARE ASSHOLES!

[PolkaDot]

Midcat?
Sounds like someone started fucking their pet and got stuck...
MIDCAT!

You’re a dark little dude.

[KSM]

You’re a dark little dude.

..no, he's a white guy.. meh *shrug*

[KSM]

I did not know about this. I assume you did.

https://www.howardstern.com/show/2018/07/25/photos-tan-mom-battles-pale-mom-pay-view-beauty-competition/

[KSM]

You're an absentee landlord. C'mon man! Put some effort into this shit! Hand out pizza and doughnuts or something! Free coffee will no longer suffice.

[Bart Ell]

You're an absentee landlord. C'mon man! Put some effort into this shit! Hand out pizza and doughnuts or something! Free coffee will no longer suffice.

I am winding down folks, I am winding down.

[KSM]

I am winding down folks, I am winding down.

Well then STOP using sex as a weapon! It's dang frustrating, man!

[Bart Ell]

Well then STOP using sex as a weapon! It's dang frustrating, man!

Stop trying to pull the trigger of my love gun then.

[KSM]

Stop trying to pull the trigger of my love gun then.

Point of no return. And now you know the score.

[Bart Ell]

Point of no return. And now you know the score.

Feel it coming.

[KSM]

Feel it coming.

Very, deep purple.

[Walks_At_Night]

I am winding down folks, I am winding down.

You can't wind down yet @Bart Ell - great things are afoot. Sofia, Conkrite's Ghost and Morgus continue their duel with Noory, Tiger Lily is battling like 5 dudes in the politics, NHL season is kicking off in earnest, KSM is a stranger in a strange land, the gears are a turnin' in Senda's head as he plots his next scam and after today's quiz, the 100 Years Ago Today thread has potential to turn into 50 Shades of Grey.