Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

You can't wind down yet @Bart Ell - great things are afoot. Sofia, Conkrite's Ghost and Morgus continue their duel with Noory, Tiger Lily is battling like 5 dudes in the politics, NHL season is kicking off in earnest, KSM is a stranger in a strange land, the gears are a turnin' in Senda's head as he plots his next scam and after today's quiz, the 100 Years Ago Today thread has potential to turn into 50 Shades of Grey.

Lily is leaving the board.

I don't find this land all that strange. Cheaper beer, that's about it so far.

[Walks_At_Night]

Lily is leaving the board.

I don't find this land all that strange. Cheaper beer, that's about it so far.

Well that doesn't help the winding down.............   

Although kudos on cheaper beer! 

[Bart Ell]

You can't wind down yet @Bart Ell

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

Actually I meant I am winding down the absentee part, this place will be around as long as there is a Slobbo to taunt and a quiz to take.

[KSM]

this place will be around as long as there is a Slobbo to taunt and a quiz to take.

What about noses?

[ShayP]

Actually I meant I am winding down the absentee part, this place will be around as long as there is a Slobbo to taunt and a quiz to take.

I can take the role of the Slobbo if he fades into oblivion.  Falkie version 2.0     I'm from Pittsburgh and sadly overweight.  That's a starting point.

However it would be a version where everything was actually clean and not in a disgusting environment. 

Now it occurs to me that the premise won't work.   

 

[GravitySucks]

What about noses?

Wrong thread

[ShayP]

Lily is leaving the board. 

Really? @KSM

[Chefist]

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

Actually I meant I am winding down the absentee part, this place will be around as long as there is a Slobbo to taunt and a quiz to take.

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[Bart Ell]

What about noses?

You blew it!

[GravitySucks]

I can take the role of the Slobbo if he fades into oblivion.  Falkie version 2.0     I'm from Pittsburgh and sadly overweight.  That's a starting point.

However it would be a version where everything was actually clean and not in a disgusting environment. 

Now it occurs to me that the premise won't work.   

 

@ShayP just aim the webcam towards the paint spill in the hallway, make sure the hem on the yellow sundress is framed in the video and eat one of those Primanti Brothers sandwiches from hell and call the trolls and haters a bunch of jag offs and the super chat donations will roll in. #TheRealGuyFromPittsburghThatReallyLivesInPittsburgh™️ #EffTheCatsTheMoneyIsToBuyMeSandwiches

[Walks_At_Night]

@ShayP just aim the webcam towards the paint spill in the hallway, make sure the hem on the yellow sundress is framed in the video and eat one of those Primanti Brothers sandwiches from hell and call the trolls and haters a bunch of jag offs and the super chat donations will roll in. #TheRealGuyFromPittsburghThatReallyLivesInPittsburgh™️ #EffTheCatsTheMoneyIsToBuyMeSandwiches

Try it for a week Shay. I did and highly recommend it. I ate like Senda. Alternated between horrible, O-ring rending, Elvis-like straining at a stool, grinding horrible constipation to explosive diarrhea so bad I could barely make it to the bowl.  Gained 8 pounds in 7 days. I smelled like Senda. Turned off the A/C and got a great ass sweat going. I looked like Senda. Stopped changing clothes or combing my hair. Got some shirt stains going but kepth the faith and wore it three days in a row. I became Senda. Lost all motivation and drive to accomplish anything. Became lethargic and basically could only lie around.

See how it goes - it is a deeply spiritual experience. You will learn much about yourself. It will change you.........forever.

[KSM]

Really? @KSM

Word has it..

[Bart Ell]

I can take the role of the Slobbo if he fades into oblivion.  Falkie version 2.0     I'm from Pittsburgh and sadly overweight.  That's a starting point.

However it would be a version where everything was actually clean and not in a disgusting environment. 

Now it occurs to me that the premise won't work.   

 

START LETTING THE SHIT PILE UP!

[paladin1991]

Lily is leaving the board.

I don't find this land all that strange. Cheaper beer, that's about it so far.

TL is leaving?  Hmm, I don't see a Sex Dungeon reservation in my book.

[paladin1991]

I can take the role of the Slobbo if he fades into oblivion.  Falkie version 2.0     I'm from Pittsburgh and sadly overweight.  That's a starting point.

However it would be a version where everything was actually clean and not in a disgusting environment. 

Now it occurs to me that the premise won't work.   

 

Come on dude.  YOu ever pull a prison train for a dozen of the darker folk?