Tell Bart Anything

[PolkaDot]

Good news: I’m visiting home and have been loaned a very nice Lexus that I’m trying hard not to fall in love with. I’m fairly certain that the Spousal Unit has started having psychic heart palpitations that lead to his little diamond maker puckering up (but he has no idea why).

Bad news: I’m feeling bored in the evenings and the Lexus is a gas guzzler.

[KSM]

Don't know if you watched any of those Geezer.Rock videos on the page I sent you but in one of them the guitar player is wearing black leather slip-on (from the front) flip-flops. It is unbelievable. Nothing short of disgusting. Wouldn't see that in Circus or Hit Parader. Noooo Siree!

[Bart Ell]

Don't know if you watched any of those Geezer.Rock videos on the page I sent you but in one of them the guitar player is wearing black leather slip-on (from the front) flip-flops. It is unbelievable. Nothing short of disgusting. Wouldn't see that in Circus or Hit Parader. Noooo Siree!

Yeah but they record in green screen audio!

[KSM]

Haven't replied to that band yet. Watched all their videos yesterday, and for the life of me I don't know why. I would look like Zack Wylde with those guys (one of these things is not like the others)


Anyways:
A TELL:
Last night I watched the HBO Woodstock 99 documentary on Netflix. My God what a shit show. Literally. They thought they were rolling around in mud in 110-120 F heat! Overflowing shithouses was the least of the problems that fateful weekend.

Nothing but a big bowl 'o' Wrong. And poo!

[JUAN]

This vocal SSB is even more over played than the Saturday night one.  Paul Hornsby and Count Basie would cry.
The bass singer was wandering all over the place.

[TigerLily]

Good news: I’m visiting home and have been loaned a very nice Lexus that I’m trying hard not to fall in love with. I’m fairly certain that the Spousal Unit has started having psychic heart palpitations that lead to his little diamond maker puckering up (but he has no idea why).

Bad news: I’m feeling bored in the evenings and the Lexus is a gas guzzler.

Oh  @PolkaDot  This may solve all your problems: A Lexus Hybrid  Maybe Santa Spousal Unit will cough up for one more Christmas present!

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[PolkaDot]

Oh  @PolkaDot  This may solve all your problems: A Lexus Hybrid  Maybe Santa Spousal Unit will cough up for one more Christmas present!

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I like the way you think @TigerLily . Unfortunately, we just had 2nd Christmas and there was no car...there was a ski weekend though, which is nice. Besides, I know the Spousal Unit would say "What's wrong with your current Hybrid?". Which would lead to the discussion about how I have 50 pairs of black shoes that all look the same...

He starts to spiral after that. 

Men have very delicate constitutions, one really must handle them with kid gloves. Also, not discussing and just doing has worked well for me in the past so maybe I should go car shopping? What are you doing tomorrow around 11?

[JUAN]

Second Christmas was determined by @KSM to come on January 22nd this year so you still have a chance.

[PolkaDot]

Second Christmas was determined by @KSM to come on January 22nd this year so you still have a chance.

@KSM is a bit of a cheapskate, I don't know that he'd buy me the lexus without trading favors and nothing good could come cum of that.

[TigerLily]

I like the way you think @TigerLily . Unfortunately, we just had 2nd Christmas and there was no car...there was a ski weekend though, which is nice. Besides, I know the Spousal Unit would say "What's wrong with your current Hybrid?". Which would lead to the discussion about how I have 50 pairs of black shoes that all look the same...

He starts to spiral after that. 

Men have very delicate constitutions, one really must handle them with kid gloves. Also, not discussing and just doing has worked well for me in the past so maybe I should go car shopping? What are you doing tomorrow around 11?

I would love to be your companion in crime Christmas shopping. There's a few things on my list I didn't get. Perfect for second Christmas shopping. We could meet halfway. I know a nice spa in Scottsdale. And since @JUAN wants to be helpful he can carry the bags

[TigerLily]

@KSM is a bit of a cheapskate, I don't know that he'd buy me the lexus without trading favors and nothing good could come cum of that.

Probably the best you could get would be a motorized bike. Not that it might not be a fun ride

[JUAN]

And since @JUAN wants to be helpful he can carry the bags

That could be read several ways.

[KSM]

Second Christmas was determined by @KSM to come on January 22nd this year so you still have a chance.

That is true! It is C2 on 01/22! Gonna be merry! ALONE - but MERRY!

@KSM is a bit of a cheapskate, I don't know that he'd buy me the lexus without trading favors and nothing good could come cum of that.

KSM is not a cheapskate. Ok, I'll buy you a Lexus. Or as you say, "lexus" <

I Kay-Ess-Emm do herby solemnly declare that I will purchase @PolkaDot the aforementioned motor vehicle in the 12th month of the year of our Lord, 2023.  Fuck sakes. It never ends. 

[HamsterMuscle]

And since @JUAN wants to be helpful he can carry the bags

I doubt that he is strong enough to carry the both of you.

[KSM]

I doubt that he is strong enough to carry the both of you.