Tell Bart Anything

[PolkaDot]

Bartlett,
I'm putting off going to the grocery. I hate it that much...but I'm too damn picky to have it delivered. Also, Im half-heartedly trying to sabotage my new routine by being unprepared.

So far, it's working.

With Love,
Dot

[whoozit]

Hey Bart,  we’re meeting at Monkee Joe’s at 2:00 for a 40 mile ride.  Don’t forget to wax your chain.

[PolkaDot]

Don’t forget to wax your chain.

I've heard Bart takes his personal grooming very seriously.
Also, if he wears those little shorts be sure to take pictures.

[HamsterMuscle]

If we removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0%.

[whoozit]

Hey Bart, I rode 101 miles today.  I looked for you but you weren’t there.

[KSM]

Hey Bart, I rode 101 miles today.  I looked for you but you weren’t there.

Coz he has four wheels. You'll never catch him.

[KSM]

Bart I think if I were a can of fish I'd be sardines. Skinless and boneless.

[KSM]

TELL/ASK

Tony is one of my favorite singers of all time. Always will be.

He has some moments throughout this video in the lows and ultra highs but his high mids are quite compromised as he resorts to a pinch as opposed to the bottle-neck-octave method that never fails. Why would he do this?  Far from a Vince Neil 'performance' but.. *sigh*

Would you say this is just laziness on his part?

[Bart Ell]

Would you say this is just laziness on his part?

1. Wrong thread.
2. Folds get old.

[KSM]

1. Wrong thread.
2. Folds get old.

1. I'll decide what goes where.
2. You're probably right. He's ancient.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Do you happen to remember The Greaseman, who was a DJ back in the day?  I think he kind of shot himself in the foot more than once and his career petered out.
He is still out there though.  Down at the Cineplex slinging that grease just like in days of yore.

[JUAN]

Dougie has fattened up.  When he got to Jacksonville in 1975, he was 6’ 2” and 150-pounds. 

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Do you happen to remember The Greaseman, who was a DJ back in the day? 

Another damn ask in the tell!

All I know about the man is that Howard goofed on him quite often.

[Walks_At_Night]

Another damn ask in the tell!

Guilty as charged. It started off as a "Hey Bart! The Greaseman is still hanging on....."  The realized you might not be with Greaseman so I should have switched threads but didn't. Imagine my embarrasement. I would ask what my penance should be but that is a question.

[Bart Ell]

so I should have switched threads but didn't.

It starts with being too lazy to switch threads and it ends with you sitting in a pile of your own trash and having only one murking booner.