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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2910 on: June 24, 2023, 06:48:57 AM »
From a Stern/Greaseman video.
The more things change...


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2911 on: June 24, 2023, 07:53:53 AM »
Another damn ask in the tell!


Ok, fine. Here's one.

I like to make my own hashbrowns. I make enough to last two weeks, seven mornings per week. They're delicious; I use diced onions as well as red and yellow peppers in the hand cut tatoes. I season it all with S&P of course but also add smoky paprika, hot chipoltle chili powder and a pinch of onion powder. This results in a beautiful and inviting orange redish color. Sometimes I will add whole cooked sausages and diced cooked bacon in the mix. Just top with 3 eggs sunny-side-up.

I digress, Bart.
The key before any of the above is to have all the potatoes cut uniformly so that they cook evenly. You have to boil them for a few minutes as if you're making mashed, but you're not making mashed. You want the potato cuts to be slightly softened but NOT mushy. This is because you'll be cooking them again in the frying pan with butter after all of the all the other things I mentioned  are added.

Well.. I made a batch on Thursday night and I forgot about the potatoes in the boiling water. They got fairly soft. Overcooked. I shrugged it off as I cussed myself out and added all the other ingredients and proceeded as usual.

The result is a sort of delicious breakfast mash with mixed in sausages and bacon cuts. Makes me angry to eat it but I do. The egg yolks just bleed into the muck rather than coat the individual hashbrown cuts ETC.

..argh

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2912 on: June 24, 2023, 08:15:10 AM »
Bart,

I didn't need to see this picture. Rusty and Jerome are some beardo.  :'(

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2913 on: June 24, 2023, 08:33:00 AM »
Bart,

I didn't need to see this picture. Rusty and Jerome are some beardo.  :'(

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Jerome is getting fisted!

I saw something about a week ago that I never thought I would see - I saw Casey and Finnegan in their treehouse.
They are making a documentary for Prime I believe and have recreated the set.
You may not know this but I am a grown ass man, WAN.
As a grown ass man I am not ashamed to admit that seeing that in person was magical.
MAGICAL!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2914 on: June 24, 2023, 08:36:13 AM »
Ok, fine. Here's one.

I like to make my own hashbrowns. I make enough to last two weeks, seven mornings per week. They're delicious; I use diced onions as well as red and yellow peppers in the hand cut tatoes. I season it all with S&P of course but also add smoky paprika, hot chipoltle chili powder and a pinch of onion powder. This results in a beautiful and inviting orange redish color. Sometimes I will add whole cooked sausages and diced cooked bacon in the mix. Just top with 3 eggs sunny-side-up.

I digress, Bart.
The key before any of the above is to have all the potatoes cut uniformly so that they cook evenly. You have to boil them for a few minutes as if you're making mashed, but you're not making mashed. You want the potato cuts to be slightly softened but NOT mushy. This is because you'll be cooking them again in the frying pan with butter after all of the all the other things I mentioned  are added.

Well.. I made a batch on Thursday night and I forgot about the potatoes in the boiling water. They got fairly soft. Overcooked. I shrugged it off as I cussed myself out and added all the other ingredients and proceeded as usual.

The result is a sort of delicious breakfast mash with mixed in sausages and bacon cuts. Makes me angry to eat it but I do. The egg yolks just bleed into the muck rather than coat the individual hashbrown cuts ETC.

..argh

You made Mish-Mash.


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2915 on: June 24, 2023, 08:37:39 AM »

You may not know this but I am a grown ass!
As a grown ass man
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2916 on: June 24, 2023, 08:40:09 AM »
You made Mish-Mash.



I love that guy!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2917 on: June 24, 2023, 08:41:08 AM »
The director recently posted a pic of this magical event.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2918 on: June 24, 2023, 08:48:20 AM »
The director recently posted a pic of this magical event.

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Holy Cow!

I wanna see that! Looks at Casey's head!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2919 on: June 24, 2023, 02:26:38 PM »
Holy Cow!

I wanna see that! Looks at Casey's head!

It looks perfect. If it is on Prime I'll definitely watch.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2920 on: June 24, 2023, 05:24:03 PM »
Bart, this is great news! Finally folks can just go to a hockey game!!

YAAAAAAAY


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2921 on: June 24, 2023, 05:33:36 PM »
Ok, fine. Here's one.

I like to make my own hashbrowns. I make enough to last two weeks, seven mornings per week...

Enough for Falkie for two weeks, Falkie and Kathie, what?

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« Reply #2922 on: June 24, 2023, 05:37:58 PM »
Bart, this is great news! Finally folks can just go to a hockey game!!

YAAAAAAAY

Fantastic news... although your little video got it wrong.
They stopped all themed jersey nights, including those gay ass military nights!

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Hockey Fights Cancer? GONE!

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Who cares how much money auctioning those jerseys made for the various charities as long as a few creampuffs don't have to put a warmup jersey on for 10 minutes when the arena is 90% empty anyway.

At least Edmonton aren't crybaby pussies...

https://twitter.com/ctvedmonton/status/1672372559076106240

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2923 on: June 24, 2023, 06:11:42 PM »
Fantastic news... although your little video got it wrong.
They stopped all themed jersey nights, including those gay ass military nights!

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Hockey Fights Cancer? GONE!

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Who cares how much money auctioning those jerseys made for the various charities as long as a few creampuffs don't have to put a warmup jersey on for 10 minutes when the arena is 90% empty anyway.

At least Edmonton aren't crybaby pussies...

https://twitter.com/ctvedmonton/status/1672372559076106240

GOOD!  Fuck all the appreciation and virtue signal nights.

Back to the game, I say!


And when the players in Edmonton grow a set, things will be right with that team as well.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2924 on: June 24, 2023, 08:12:31 PM »
Fantastic news... although your little video got it wrong.
They stopped all themed jersey nights, including those gay ass military nights!

... Hockey Fights Cancer? GONE!

Who cares how much money auctioning those jerseys made for the various charities as long as a few creampuffs don't have to put a warmup jersey on for 10 minutes...

No one told the teams or the league they had to do away with the other jerseys.  Maybe they're the creampuffs.

It always cracks me up though when millionaire musicians, or in this case teams and players do something wanting the fans to pay for their charities, then pat themselves on the back.