Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

Ladies and Gentleman, the Clayton Bigsby of the pride world has checked in!
A long haired boy known to wear spandex raging against the gays?
You are not fooling anyone, Pride Clayton.

How dare you mention Russia!
Adorable.
Blackhawks won't wear Pride jerseys, cite Russian law

No spandex. Ever. Jeans, wife-beaters, and boots. That was our law.  Nice try though..  well.. not really.

AGAIN. RUSSIA. And the Blackhawks? Who cares. What Bettman said stands for itself and he sure as shit didn't mention your 'mother Russia' How many other players won't wear so-called pride jerseys bacause of their religion or anything else like personal choice? 

Fuck sakes, you're one-note Johnny.


We'll just stick with hash brown tells and such. Seems to be all you can handle. 

[JUAN]

Makes me miss Dave Schultz.

[Bart Ell]

No spandex. Ever. Jeans, wife-beaters, and boots. That was our law.

My sincere apologies.
You do not wear spandex.
You dress like Sandi Saraya.

Smoke filled room
Champagne on ice...

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[KSM]

My sincere apologies.
You do not wear spandex.
You dress like Sandi Saraya.

Smoke filled room
Champagne on ice...

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We had a drummer (incredible drummer, Grant wade from Calgary) who wore spandex sometimes. Women use to point out that he literally had no ass, and his spandex were indeed baggy in the back. Funny stuff. I would walk by and say, "Hey Grant, niiiiice tailbone"

And yes. For your sake I looked exactly like Sandi. Still do. 

When we, you and I, were is Aspen and you got your dick stuck in the tailpipe of my Camino I didn't complain, but you sure did as I drove back to Canada with you back there. Fortunately the way we had you duct taped to the rear of the car held you in place until we reached Tom's Gay Garage in Dog River Sask. 

oooh the times..

[sean92008]

The depths necessary to come up with that story... Uhem, true genius.  I couldn't fathom such an incident. It must be a Canadian thing. They're all funny and friendly up there.  No?

The talk of spandex and Sandi Saraya (don't think I've heard her name before) made me think of something that happened this weekend. I caught myself saying out loud to myself "that is the most beautiful woman in the world" about this woman walking through Target. I figured out something that was a little disturbing. She looked a lot like one of my childhood friends and a singer I have worked with.

That was a boner killer.

[KSM]

The depths necessary to come up with that story... Uhem, true genius.  I couldn't fathom such an incident. It must be a Canadian thing. They're all funny and friendly up there.  No?

The talk of spandex and Sandi Saraya (don't think I've heard her name before) made me think of something that happened this weekend. I caught myself saying out loud to myself "that is the most beautiful woman in the world" about this woman walking through Target. I figured out something that was a little disturbing. She looked a lot like one of my childhood friends and a singer I have worked with.

That was a boner killer.

I too have never heard of this "Sandi" Maybe she was big in Quebec in 1982.

Thanks for the disjointed and pointless story about a woman in phag haven Target that may or may not be a dude singer chick that might not be who you think it was and is to this and that very day etc etc yada yada yada..

[JUAN]

Since she has five kids, I wonder what she looks Like now.

[KSM]

Dinner was fantastic. The chicken was almost perfect, maybe 5 minutes overcooked but that was miniscule in the scheme of things. The potatoes with garlic and lemon turned out very well. It was a very tasty success.

No, no humping. There wasn't any humping. Not even a handjob. In short - no cumming.

[JUAN]

You didn't mention if she liked it, so she must not have appreciated your effort.  Throw her back and fish for another.

[KSM]

You didn't mention if she liked it, so she must not have appreciated your effort.  Throw her back and fish for another.

She loved it. Sent me a text the next morning to tell me that she was still thinking about the chicken.

Make your own jokes from there. 

But she really did like it. Bit right in didn't even wait until I started eating. The wonderful roast chicken smell was like food foreplay and once it was in front of her she couldn't help herself. (The woman, not the chicken)

[TigerLily]

She loved it. Sent me a text the next morning to tell me that she was still thinking about the chicken.

Make your own jokes from there. 

But she really did like it. Bit right in didn't even wait until I started eating. The wonderful roast chicken smell was like food foreplay and once it was in front of her she couldn't help herself. (The woman, not the chicken)

It's about time that prime cut of beefcake was back on the market

[Walks_At_Night]

Sent me a text the next morning to tell me that she was still thinking about the chicken.

Rhode Island Red on her mind. That's a good sign.

[KSM]

It's about time that prime cut of beefcake was back on the market

In the meat section?

Rhode Island Red on her mind.

She didn't mention being on her period.. Unless that's who "Aunt Flow" is! 

[KSM]

After twenty years of using cheap D'Aderio strings I'm switching to Ernie Ball or some other brand.  The high E's always break within a month or two of being strung. Not just on one guitar but on several over the years.

[damon]

@Bardell I'm here to tell you that @KSM is an awesome human being.