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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2955 on: July 16, 2023, 03:19:26 AM »
@Bardell I'm here to tell you that @KSM is an awesome human being.
He won't tell me that.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2956 on: July 16, 2023, 08:24:58 AM »
He won't tell me that.
@Bardell is just a scared little commie who only trolls on people who is weaker then himself. That why he didn't tell you yet.  But that is why you're awesome and he is not.
Bart ell, you are not awesome.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2957 on: July 16, 2023, 09:26:32 AM »
@Bardell is just a scared little commie who only trolls on people who is weaker then himself. That why he didn't tell you yet.  But that is why you're awesome and he is not.
Bart ell, you are not awesome.

It seems we do this dance every few months.
You try to get my attention and then rage quit when I respond to you.
You then try to register a new handle (I believe this last time you tried to come back a Fred Flintstone)
Once you realize that doesn't work you come back like George Costanza showing up for work after being fired.

I want you to know my heart is not in it, this is me giving minimum effort...

Are you aware @KSM has messaged me multiple times about you?
I won't post the actual messages but I will paraphrase the content...
He believes you have -3 chromosomes.
That does not mean you have 3 fewer than a normal brained person, it means he feels you were made with 3 chromosomes that come from something other than a human.
When I asked for clarification he mentioned that he does not believe those 3 are from a higher life form.
He thinks one may be from a toad, one from a fragment of dinosaur scat that defrosted sometime in the 1960s and the third comes from a piece of Hubba Bubba spit out by a 3 tooth inbred porcupine.

He also said he believes your story about being in the air force.
He thinks you were a crash test dummy for them.
They were not worried about brain damage because, you know, you can't damage something that is not there.

I hope you enjoy your weekend!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2958 on: July 16, 2023, 09:43:52 AM »
It seems we do this dance every few months.
You try to get my attention and then rage quit when I respond to you.
You then try to register a new handle (I believe this last time you tried to come back a Fred Flintstone)
Once you realize that doesn't work you come back like George Costanza showing up for work after being fired.

I want you to know my heart is not in it, this is me giving minimum effort...

Are you aware @KSM has messaged me multiple times about you?
I won't post the actual messages but I will paraphrase the content...
He believes you have -3 chromosomes.
That does not mean you have 3 fewer than a normal brained person, it means he feels you were made with 3 chromosomes that come from something other than a human.
When I asked for clarification he mentioned that he does not believe those 3 are from a higher life form.
He thinks one may be from a toad, one from a fragment of dinosaur scat that defrosted sometime in the 1960s and the third comes from a piece of Hubba Bubba spit out by a 3 tooth inbred porcupine.

He also said he believes your story about being in the air force.
He thinks you were a crash test dummy for them.
They were not worried about brain damage because, you know, you can't damage something that is not there.

I hope you enjoy your weekend!

Hmm, well this is going in a strange direction.
I have never played the part of the 'bad guy' here, but rather the 'baby face' (I just learned those phrases. It's wrasslin' speak)
I maintain my awesomeness and proclaim my innocence.

@damon No need to quit. Just carry on and be awesome. Also, no need to reply to Bard. He's just a big poopface.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2959 on: July 16, 2023, 09:49:30 AM »
Hmm, well this is going in a strange direction.
I have never played the part of the 'bad guy' here, but rather the 'baby face' (I just learned those phrases. It's wrasslin' speak)
I maintain my awesomeness and proclaim my innocence.

I get it.
Your mom taught you to not to pick on the slow boy in public.
She never said anything about laughing at him behind his back, though.
If she only knew how much you do that about @damon !
She would wash your fingers out with soap.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2960 on: July 16, 2023, 09:55:00 AM »
I get it.
Your mom taught you to not to pick on the slow boy in public.
She never said anything about laughing at him behind his back, though.
If she only knew how much you do that about @damon !
She would wash your fingers out with soap.

I have beautiful hands. Masculine and very pleasing to the eye as they blend into my masculine beautifully developed forearms. Mom washing my fingers will only help accentuate the pure awesomeness of my awesomeness fingers awesome.

Pay him no heed Damon. I am pure as the driven snow. Wherever the snow is..

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2961 on: July 16, 2023, 09:57:21 AM »
Hmm, well this is going in a strange direction.
I have never played the part of the 'bad guy' here, but rather the 'baby face' (I just learned those phrases. It's wrasslin' speak)
I maintain my awesomeness and proclaim my innocence.

@damon No need to quit. Just carry on and be awesome. Also, no need to reply to Bard. He's just a big poopface.
Yes I don't mind Bart. He just needs to man up and move in with falkie.that would be a great show to watch. @Bardell btw I have my DD214 that proves that I was in the air force.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2962 on: July 16, 2023, 09:57:32 AM »
Pay him no heed Damon. I am pure as the driven snow. Wherever the snow is..

So you are now denying writing that damon was made of equal parts rotting cabbage and pickled cabbage?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2963 on: July 16, 2023, 10:00:42 AM »
Yes I don't mind Bart. He just needs to man up and move in with falkie.that would be a great show to watch. @Bardell btw I have my DD214 that proves that I was in the air force.

The DD stands for Dumb Dummy.
DD is also short for DCTD = Dumb Crash Test Dummy.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2964 on: July 16, 2023, 10:05:30 AM »
The DD stands for Dumb Dummy.
DD is also short for DCTD = Dumb Crash Test Dummy.
What ever Bart. I know that you're just a loser like falkie.lol

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2965 on: July 16, 2023, 10:10:25 AM »
What ever Bart. I know that you're just a loser like falkie.lol

In all seriousness I want to congratulate you for finally getting this sign installed outside your place.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2966 on: July 16, 2023, 10:20:12 AM »
In all seriousness I want to congratulate you for finally getting this sign installed outside your place.

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What ever bardell. If it makes you feel better by attacking me then go ahead. Lol

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2967 on: July 16, 2023, 10:29:42 AM »
What ever bardell. If it makes you feel better by attacking me then go ahead. Lol

I am sure @bateman will enjoy this mystery finally being solved.

After @KSM did some digging he found out @damon was part of this pilot project -

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It turns out that @damon heard "pilot project" and figured he was in the air force.
He spent 14 years stuffing special order novelty teddy bears all the while thinking he was in the air force.
All because they said it was a pilot project.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2968 on: July 16, 2023, 10:39:24 AM »
Yeah but, @KSM is still awesome, right @Bardell ?
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. JUSTICE FOR THE GIRLS

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2969 on: July 16, 2023, 10:39:57 AM »
I am sure @bateman will enjoy this mystery finally being solved.

After @KSM did some digging he found out @damon was part of this pilot project -

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It turns out that @damon heard "pilot project" and figured he was in the air force.
He spent 14 years stuffing special order novelty teddy bears all the while thinking he was in the air force.
All because they said it was a pilot project.
You're an idiot Bart. LoL