Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

I got mine at Canada House in Berlin last week and it was the first time it came in packaging with a square card.
I also saw you can get them on Amazon now too with 100% of the money going where it is supposed to go.

Canada House? In Berlin?

Huh.. interesting looking building.
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[KSM]

It was suggested that I sick the 'Real Bad Army' on my critics but I am too cheap to spring for the uniforms.

[KSM]

For various reasons TELLS are much harder to reply to than ASKS.

[PolkaDot]

Dearest Bart,

This weekend I was an asshole. I did an asshole thing and then had asshole thoughts instead of apologizing.

I misgendered a teenager. I realized after the fact that this person was introduced to me as a he but I later referred to her him as “she”. It was the boobs that threw me. I realized my mistake and immediately thought “fuck it, they can find me in 5-8 years after their brain fully develops and they’ve had ample time to experiment a bit to let me know how they ended up landing on the gender spectrum”.

This is surely a sign I am getting old, but that is a question for the ask thread I suppose.

Sincerely,

Dot (she/her)

[PolkaDot]

Bart, you should make us a bellgab advent calendar. A daily surprise or gift. Not EVERY day could be a spite gift though- that would not be in the spirit of the season.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, you should make us a bellgab advent calendar. A daily surprise or gift. Not EVERY day could be a spite gift though- that would not be in the spirit of the season.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, WOMAN!

[KSM]

Bart, you should make us a bellgab advent calendar. A daily surprise or gift. Not EVERY day could be a spite gift though- that would not be in the spirit of the season.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, WOMAN!

[PolkaDot]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, WOMAN!

Oh my, imagine my embarrassment.
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That being said, there’s no reason to yell.

And I’d still like gifts.

[KSM]

Oh my, imagine my embarrassment.
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That being said, there’s no reason to yell.

And I’d still like gifts.

I have a GIF.    looks like I'm passing a kidney stone
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[Walks_At_Night]

^^^^ Straining at a stool.  Take it easy man.  That is how Elvis went out.

[KSM]

^^^^ Straining at a stool.  Take it easy man.  That is how Elvis went out.

Can we take it a little further and say it's more like maniacal laugh defecation?

[KSM]

UP from 2024.
I was expecting the absolute opposite, who are these crazies? 
Must be doing something wrongrightish.

[KSM]

Bot, if baby didn't have back, baby would not have a spine to hold up baby's top half leaving baby a folded over mess of skin and flesh drooping over at the hips. Therefore it is essential that baby have back.

Real body horror sorta stuff here..

Po' baby

[damon]

UP from 2024.
I was expecting the absolute opposite, who are these crazies? 
Must be doing something wrongrightish.

You have trolls who listen to your show plus a jedi warrior from San Diego California KSM.

How are you doing Bart??

[Martinez Moobs]

You have trolls who listen to your show plus a jedi warrior from San Diego California KSM.

How are you doing Bart??

This is a tell thread (generally not somewhere you’d ask for the millionth time how <random person name> is doing with a question mark at the end of the sentence).  Observe the following example.

Bart:  I like cheeses. Particularly Swiss.  That is all.