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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3390 on: January 08, 2026, 08:06:50 PM »
By Saturday I should have a pretty good TELL. Stay chuned.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3391 on: January 09, 2026, 07:03:44 AM »
By Saturday I should have a pretty good TELL. Stay chuned.

I seem to have forgotten what had me so convinced I would have a worthwhile TELL. Dude I got one day! One day to TELL!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3392 on: January 09, 2026, 12:03:14 PM »
Here you go Bart.  Team work is *everything*


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3393 on: January 10, 2026, 07:57:06 AM »
Ok well this is all I got. Recently bought one of these and they work well and are oh-so convenient as one can easily take it from axe to axe completely cordless without all the mucky-muck.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3394 on: January 10, 2026, 08:00:15 AM »
Axe?  This is the tell thread.  I know, poor joke.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3395 on: January 10, 2026, 08:13:09 AM »
Axe?  This is the tell thread.  I know, poor joke.
;D  haha

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3396 on: January 10, 2026, 09:55:17 AM »
My husband has never been as sexy as this morning when the keurig  broke down - NO MORNING COFFEE!?!?!- man, he busted that thing apart and had it reworking and reassembled before you could say ‘morning blowie’. It was beautiful

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3397 on: January 10, 2026, 10:40:26 AM »
My husband has never been as sexy as this morning when the keurig  broke down - NO MORNING COFFEE!?!?!- man, he busted that thing apart and had it reworking and reassembled before you could say ‘morning blowie’. It was beautiful

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Unplug it and turn it upside down in the sink for 10 minutes.
That's for the Keurig.
Same intructions for canoodling but change unplug to plug.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3398 on: January 10, 2026, 04:40:07 PM »
My husband has never been as sexy as this morning when the keurig  broke down - NO MORNING COFFEE!?!?!- man, he busted that thing apart and had it reworking and reassembled before you could say ‘morning blowie’. It was beautiful

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Looks like he's doing a little drywall work while he's at it?  I see he's got things nicely mudded back there.  Hope you're not too sore to sit down.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3399 on: January 16, 2026, 03:29:55 PM »
A recent study shows bi and pansexual people have the highest sex drive.
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2026-01-people-reveals-sexual-desire-age.html
In my experience it's lead guitar players.  Drummers probably are about the same but have much less success in accomplishing it.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3400 on: January 16, 2026, 04:09:17 PM »
A recent study shows bi and pansexual people have the highest sex drive.

I'd have to research whatever a pansexual is. 

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3401 on: January 16, 2026, 04:13:37 PM »
I'd have to research whatever a pansexual is.
I think it is someone who will pleasure itself on anything that holds still long enough.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3402 on: January 16, 2026, 04:21:00 PM »
I think it is someone who will pleasure itself on anything that holds still long enough.

Ahhh.  That just came up earlier this week.  Talking to my neighbors when some old boy drove by in a ram shackle pick up. 
They informed my that the gentleman was a "sow f*cker" whom was caught having a dangerous liaison with a pig way back
when during their high school days.   Some sins are never forgotten I suppose.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3403 on: January 16, 2026, 04:44:53 PM »
I'd have to research whatever a pansexual is.
They're into pans.
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A recent study shows bi and pansexual people have the highest sex drive.
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2026-01-people-reveals-sexual-desire-age.html
In my experience it's lead guitar players.  Drummers probably are about the same but have much less success in accomplishing it.
Gonna use that!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #3404 on: January 16, 2026, 05:04:16 PM »
They're into pans.

Lower left is pretty damn hot.....