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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1140 on: August 22, 2019, 07:27:05 PM »
Man, that was worth the price of admission right there. That dudes gonna be eatin' ass for weeks! I assume that's his wife beating him..
LOLOL  yep  Every Christmas I have about 8-12 gifts of all sizes to wrap and it's always the same with taped patches and all kinds of fuckery. some end up a little bald on one side with not enough coverage so that's the side that faces inward at the tree. Even a tiny box of Fendi screws me.

@KSM how do you install flooring with tight tolerances if you do not have the spatial awareness and manual dexterity to use gift wrap?  Don’t you own a staple gun?  Geez.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1141 on: August 22, 2019, 08:03:55 PM »
@KSM how do you install flooring with tight tolerances if you do not have the spatial awareness and manual dexterity to use gift wrap?  Don’t you own a staple gun?  Geez.
@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts?  :o

Other than that ridiculous query you make a somewhat valid point. I don't know why I can't wrap an aesthetically pleasing package. My WORK, work is impeccable. Perhaps I should put my work clothes and knee pads on when gift wrapping.

And I could've done without the "geez" that one really hurt, man.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1142 on: August 22, 2019, 08:12:51 PM »
@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts?  :o

Other than that ridiculous query you make a somewhat valid point. I don't know why I can't wrap an aesthetically pleasing package. My WORK, work is impeccable. Perhaps I should put my work clothes and knee pads on when gift wrapping.

And I could've done without the "geez" that one really hurt, man.

@KSM You see?  This is why next week’s client had the foresight to proclude possession of cell phones on the jobsite. You would be searching for what type type of staples work best for gift wrapping and would end up buying yourself a new Hilty gun - which, while it gas its uses, wreaks havoc on lingerie.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1143 on: August 22, 2019, 08:53:07 PM »
@KSM You see?  This is why next week’s client had the foresight to proclude possession of cell phones on the jobsite. You would be searching for what type type of staples work best for gift wrapping and would end up buying yourself a new Hilty gun - which, while it gas its uses, wreaks havoc on lingerie.
Not bad, but I don't wear lingerie. Well, I might when I'm watching my Y&R stories"  ;D
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1144 on: August 23, 2019, 06:35:50 AM »
Today I woke up in the best mood I've been in for a very long time.  Safe to say, maybe 6 months?  Anyway...

Crab cakes.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1145 on: August 23, 2019, 06:53:23 AM »
Time spent with cats is never wasted.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1146 on: August 23, 2019, 01:15:25 PM »
Today I woke up in the best mood I've been in for a very long time.  Safe to say, maybe 6 months?  Anyway...


#BartEffect

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1147 on: August 23, 2019, 06:42:07 PM »
#BartEffect

@Bart Ell   That 'effect' has also required me to use more Gold Bond powder.  Not sure why...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1148 on: August 23, 2019, 07:07:48 PM »
Stop giving gifts, problem solved

@PB   Your solution seems too simple.  I feel it could complicate things during future holidays and events.  I will take it under advisement though.  :D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1149 on: August 24, 2019, 05:56:03 AM »
@Bart Ell   That 'effect' has also required me to use more Gold Bond powder.  Not sure why...

A slight side effect of the #BartEffect.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1150 on: August 24, 2019, 01:27:21 PM »
@Spookcat  Do you have any cowbell?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1151 on: August 24, 2019, 09:54:39 PM »
@Spookcat  Do you have any cowbell?

No. Just cows.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1152 on: August 24, 2019, 11:10:35 PM »
No. Just cows.
You can get them with bells, you know. Cowbells ;) Ours did.

Well, until we killed them all :-\
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1153 on: August 25, 2019, 01:17:25 AM »
You can get them with bells, you know. Cowbells ;) Ours did.

Well, until we killed them all :-\
I can't believe how much better I am than everybody else. See you next weekend, Fuckfaces! :)
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1154 on: August 25, 2019, 09:58:25 PM »
I can't believe how much better I am than everybody else. See you next weekend, Fuckfaces! :)
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.


Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
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