Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

That’s why you crack those fuckers on the bowl instead of the counter @juan.

Even better you can use a drill 1/4inch bit drilling just through the shell at the top and the bottom of the pancake oops, sorry, EGG! You then press your lips airtight around the holes and blow into them and watch the shell begin to fall away in large segments leaving nothing but the well peeled gift from baby Jesus. Try it, it works. @BartEllProducer @juan

I know what I'm talking about!

[sean92008]

It's autumnal equinox. I didn't have to worry about an animal sacrifice this year. My little cat who was a runt and forever stuck at the size of a 5 or 6 month old kitten helped me out. She is the worst huntress. The most she can usually catch is a bug or more often a left over lizard my hunter is done with. But at 4 in the morning when I opened my back door a very unpleasant surprise was waiting for me. An artfully placed dead little mouse with an army of ants already covering it. I nearly stepped on it. Lovely. Nice way to celebrate the Equinox. Mabon Blessings to All

My Familiar. The Huntress
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Speaking of hunting...  My cats are strictly indoors after living near train tracks, learning about how native birds are being killed and then I saw some kid ride his bicycle right at a cat and kick it...

With my three cats, they have come to expect to have me throw their treats. I cannot skip a day without hearing about it from them (the three of them simultaneously with their long drawn-out growling-like meows). They get highly agitated, they have been so spoiled.  I get the treats and throw them in an area that's about 1400 square feet.  They chase them and that is what they enjoy. Each of the three has their own turf, they don't cross into the others' either.  When I grab the bag, they go and stand in the middle of each of their sections. They're getting their hunt on.  😺😺😺

[Ghost BEP]

Even better you can use a drill 1/4inch bit drilling just through the shell at the top and the bottom of the pancake oops, sorry, EGG! You then press your lips airtight around the holes and blow into them and watch the shell begin to fall away in large segments leaving nothing but the well peeled gift from baby Jesus. Try it, it works. @BartEllProducer @juan

I know what I'm talking about!

I’ll let you make yourself a YouTube egg star first.

#EggBlower

[KSM]

I’ll let you make yourself a YouTube egg star first.

#EggBlower

I'll make an eggsample out of you.  That's all I got.

[ShayP]

@ShayP You make deviled eggs? Nice! I used to absolutely love them until at a BBQ years ago when there was a rather generous amount of eggshell in one sudden bite of an otherwise perfect egg. Fucking ruined me from them.  Same thing happened with pancakes on my 18th birthday, again eggshells! Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings. Fuck.

Anyways, I hope yours were good. And shell-less

@KSM  Oh yeah.  I love deviled eggs and I make them in a variety of ways.  You won't find a piece of shell in any eggs I make, ever.  I'm trying to figure out how someone made deviled eggs that had shells in them.  I can see why you were put off.  The pancake thing too.  Ugh.  I totally understand avoiding foods after a bad experience.  I did the same with chicken wings.  Didn't eat them for 30 years.  Now I crush them.   

[TigerLily]

Speaking of hunting...  My cats are strictly indoors after living near train tracks, learning about how native birds are being killed and then I saw some kid ride his bicycle right at a cat and kick it...

With my three cats, they have come to expect to have me throw their treats. I cannot skip a day without hearing about it from them (the three of them simultaneously with their long drawn-out growling-like meows). They get highly agitated, they have been so spoiled.  I get the treats and throw them in an area that's about 1400 square feet.  They chase them and that is what they enjoy. Each of the three has their own turf, they don't cross into the others' either.  When I grab the bag, they go and stand in the middle of each of their sections. They're getting their hunt on.  😺😺😺

Great story. Cats are so smart. And looks like they have taught you the Big Lesson. We work for them

[sean92008]

Great story. Cats are so smart. And looks like they have taught you the Big Lesson. We work for them

Yep.  I am reminded of that every time I'm home and they need to use the litter box. I must come with them.

What's so incredibly amazing that I learned about kitties is that they pronounce the word hu-man the same way the Ferengi do.

Tonight, they did the simul-meow on me trying to get a second round of Temptations treats. It didn't work but two followed me to bed. Maybe they feel guilty for trying to take advantage of me. Maybe they're just waiting for me to die so that they can have their "treat" that I didn't give them earlier 🙄

[KSM]

@KSM  Oh yeah.  I love deviled eggs and I make them in a variety of ways.  You won't find a piece of shell in any eggs I make, ever.  I'm trying to figure out how someone made deviled eggs that had shells in them.  I can see why you were put off.  The pancake thing too.  Ugh.  I totally understand avoiding foods after a bad experience.  I did the same with chicken wings.  Didn't eat them for 30 years.  Now I crush them.   

@ShayP  Well you're giving me something to think about. Might have to ease up and try them again. According to the person I've promised to fuck the rest of my life she makes great deviled eggs, but I've never wanted to find out. I shall give in.. maybe this weekend.

ok, you can't just drop a bad chicken wing tease. What happened, undercooked and you got deathly ill? Or something completely strange.

[GravitySucks]

@ShayP  Well you're giving me something to think about. Might have to ease up and try them again. According to the person I've promised to fuck the rest of my life she makes great deviled eggs, but I've never wanted to find out. I shall give in.. maybe this weekend.

ok, you can't just drop a bad chicken wing tease. What happened, undercooked and you got deathly ill? Or something completely strange.

I had a grilled wing in Thailand. It was smaller than a chicken wing. I asked my Thai friend what kind of wing it was. Her answer was “little bird”. It wasn’t bad but I stopped at one.

[ShayP]

@ShayP  Well you're giving me something to think about. Might have to ease up and try them again. According to the person I've promised to fuck the rest of my life she makes great deviled eggs, but I've never wanted to find out. I shall give in.. maybe this weekend.

ok, you can't just drop a bad chicken wing tease. What happened, undercooked and you got deathly ill? Or something completely strange.

@KSM  Have your lady make you those eggs man!  I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells. 

Alright, regarding the chicken thing.  When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned.  There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken.  I never had a wing before.  She said "try it."  I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way.  Not totally raw but grossly undercooked.   She thought by my expression I was just being fussy.  I told her I didn't want it.  She told me to eat it.  I bit into it again.  Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips.  I almost puked.  Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked. 

It really affected me for years.  I only would eat poultry if it was boneless.  (Breasts, tenders)  Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings.  I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

@KSM  Have your lady make you those eggs man!  I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells. 

Alright, regarding the chicken thing.  When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned.  There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken.  I never had a wing before.  She said "try it."  I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way.  Not totally raw but grossly undercooked.   She thought by my expression I was just being fussy.  I told her I didn't want it.  She told me to eat it.  I bit into it again.  Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips.  I almost puked.  Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked. 

It really affected me for years.  I only would eat poultry if it was boneless.  (Breasts, tenders)  Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings.  I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.

I know how that is. When I was younger I had a Twix candy bar and got sick. I know it wasn't the candy but I've never eaten a Twix bar since.

[PB]

@KSM  Have your lady make you those eggs man!  I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells. 

Alright, regarding the chicken thing.  When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned.  There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken.  I never had a wing before.  She said "try it."  I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way.  Not totally raw but grossly undercooked.   She thought by my expression I was just being fussy.  I told her I didn't want it.  She told me to eat it.  I bit into it again.  Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips.  I almost puked.  Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked. 

It really affected me for years.  I only would eat poultry if it was boneless.  (Breasts, tenders)  Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings.  I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.

Wings are comprised of bone and skin (fat), with very little meat.  To me they aren't really worth the time it takes to get to the tiny meat part, and covering them with goo so people will eat the skin is just gross and fattening.

[Walks_At_Night]

I had a grilled wing in Thailand. It was smaller than a chicken wing. I asked my Thai friend what kind of wing it was. Her answer was “little bird”. It wasn’t bad but I stopped at one.

Morg...........................?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Wings are comprised of bone and skin (fat), with very little meat.  To me they aren't really worth the time it takes to get to the tiny meat part, and covering them with goo so people will eat the skin is just gross and fattening.

depends on the bird....

smoked goose wings..
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[KSM]

@KSM  Have your lady make you those eggs man!  I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells. 

Alright, regarding the chicken thing.  When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned.  There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken.  I never had a wing before.  She said "try it."  I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way.  Not totally raw but grossly undercooked.   She thought by my expression I was just being fussy.  I told her I didn't want it.  She told me to eat it.  I bit into it again.  Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips.  I almost puked.  Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked. 

It really affected me for years.  I only would eat poultry if it was boneless.  (Breasts, tenders)  Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings.  I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.

Shit, we're heading to a wing place in about 30 minutes or whenever she's done "getting dressed" all kinds of wings in all sizes and sorts. Why is it that I can order the duck breast that comes medium rare? Still a fucking bird! We had both on our farm when I was a little shit so I always assumed they have to be cooked the same.