Random, stupid things on your mind

[anniem]

I always knew @anniem  had hidden depths and great complexity. But I will be nicer to her now

Impossible! You are as nice as nice can be.

[KSM]

I like the way you think. @KSM      I have a specific place for things.  It has to be the same every time.  Nothing can be moved.  No deviation from how I set it up.  Back when I was married that remained a problem between my wife and I for many years.  As soon as I walked in the living room I'd know if the end table has been moved, even if was by one inch.  Even the loading of the dishwasher had to be done a certain way.  If I saw it wasn't the way I do it I'd reload it.  I could give many other examples.   In hindsight I can see how it was very taxing living with me.   

@ShayP  So often women these days don't understand real genius even when they live with it. I know how you feel   Or, felt..

[KSM]

On the way back to town today we noticed this poor bugger. No match for a big truck - I estimate she had been dead for 6-9 hours which is disturbing because it had been light for a good seven hours by now. It may have been avoidable.. This was on a straight stretch of road but who knows the exact circumstances.    Definitely bummed my wife out.

In case you can't tell that's a moose. About 900 LBs.

[GravitySucks]

On the way back to town today we noticed this poor bugger. No match for a big truck - I estimate she had been dead for 6-9 hours which is disturbing because it had been light for a good seven hours by now. It may have been avoidable.. This was on a straight stretch of road but who knows the exact circumstances.    Definitely bummed my wife out.

In case you can't tell that's a moose. About 900 LBs.

Damn. Lots of wasted meat. 

[KSM]

Damn. Lots of wasted meat.

The many crows and big ole buzzard that flew off as I pulled up are quite happy. Saw them head back to dinner in the rear view as we drove away.

[Bart Ell]

The many crows and big ole buzzard that flew off as I pulled up are quite happy. Saw them head back to dinner in the rear view as we drove away.

Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?

[KSM]

Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?

I was in no mood for such play as we were arguing about my male vanity issues. You have them too!

[Bart Ell]

I was in no mood for such play as we were arguing about my male vanity issues. You have them too!

In what is now just over 10 years of marriage there has not been a single argument about anything.
It is probably all being saved up for one huge one.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN!

[KSM]

In what is now just over 10 years of marriage there has not been a single argument about anything.
It is probably all being saved up for one huge one.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN!

I WANT to argue. I need it!
I crave the attention that comes after the tension.

Our arguments are ridiculous. We argue about whether a paint color is really a true green or not. I'll argue about anything to push those buttons.
I WANT ME TO GO TO JAIL! Sex Jail!!
I know what I'm doing.      pretty much

[GravitySucks]

Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?

Though his life has been varied, and his women been loose, he’s never had anything quite like a moose. 

[KSM]

Though his life has been varied, and his women been loose, he’s never had anything quite like a moose.

Dr. Seuss? Brown Eggs & Spam?

[GravitySucks]

Dr. Seuss? Brown Eggs & Spam?

See if you can learn it before 2nd Christmas

http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/themoose.htm

[KSM]

See if you can learn it before 2nd Christmas

http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/themoose.htm

See if you can learn this before next 1st Christmas. Or the one after.

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[PolkaDot]

On the way back to town today we noticed this poor bugger. No match for a big truck - I estimate she had been dead for 6-9 hours which is disturbing because it had been light for a good seven hours by now. It may have been avoidable.. This was on a straight stretch of road but who knows the exact circumstances.    Definitely bummed my wife out.

In case you can't tell that's a moose. About 900 LBs.

On the up side she'll make a good many scavengers' dinner.

[PolkaDot]

The many crows and big ole buzzard that flew off as I pulled up are quite happy. Saw them head back to dinner in the rear view as we drove away.

Well, there you go!