Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

No you're not!
You're ignoring your most primal instincts.


You need a little some KSM do ya'

Me n' the pink, Bart n' the stink!!  Although he'll take issue with that.

That's why I'm banned

[TigerLily]

You're banned. But not in the zoo? Or even the nursery? How does that work? Should we start a petition to get you caged?

[KSM]

Should we start a petition to get you caged?

Yes.

[TigerLily]

Yes.

Lock you up?. And throw away the key?

[KSM]

Lock you up?. And throw away the key?

Sounds fair. I have outlived my usefulness.

God Bless JayGab.

[GravitySucks]

I laughed way too hard at this

https://twitter.com/spacecorpsus/status/1216073390185943040

[GravitySucks]

https://www.kcentv.com/mobile/article/news/local/worlds-largest-snickers-bar-unveiled-in-waco/500-f7040bd6-04ca-452e-830c-1d282855ad1b

[PB]

I laughed way too hard at this

You probably saw this, lots of great memes going around..

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/01/17/isiss-very-own-jabba-hutt-captured-mosul.html 

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[Chimp Covfefe]

Me n' the pink, Bart n' the stink!!  Although he'll take issue with that.

That's why I'm banned

Dibs on the mouth

[GravitySucks]

[FISH]

In the style of @FISH

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/as-happy-as-a-clam.html

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[FISH]

You probably saw this, lots of great memes going around..

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/01/17/isiss-very-own-jabba-hutt-captured-mosul.html 

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The 560-pound mufti Abu Abdul Ba wants to be a starfish.
https://twitter.com/_yasmeeeen_/status/1216801690017505280

[PB]

Putting the fat in fatwa

[KSM]

Lost my coffee spoon.   I hope it didn't fall behind the stove! This would be bad as annual check behind the stove day was three days ago and I've a long time to wait for it to swing back around. And what if the world blows up before then, I'm screwed.

It was a perfect little scoop for loading the perfect ratio of coffee beans to the machine. I had to use a teaspoon today and kind of eyeball it   Failure is the result as my brew is weak and watery. I will drink the whole half pot as I do not believe in wasting water or coffee beans.

[GravitySucks]

Lost my coffee spoon.   I hope it didn't fall behind the stove! This would be bad as annual check behind the stove day was three days ago and I've a long time to wait for it to swing back around. And what if the world blows up before then, I'm screwed.

It was a perfect little scoop for loading the perfect ratio of coffee beans to the machine. I had to use a teaspoon today and kind of eyeball it   Failure is the result as my brew is weak and watery. I will drink the whole half pot as I do not believe in wasting water or coffee beans.

A drop of L.O.C. makes your water wetter and you can use less coffee beans.