Random, stupid things on your mind

[GravitySucks]

@ShayP

My friend,

Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that?  That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?

I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.

I can't help it if I'm;

"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it.  It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"

I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.

The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.

[ShayP]

@ShayP

My friend,

Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that?  That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?

I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.

I can't help it if I'm;

"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it.  It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"

I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.

Now now Man Bun. @KSM32  By "different worlds" I mean no offense.  I just have never had long hair, used a nighttime facial moisturizer, facial masks, and all that jazz.  My body has turned to mashed potatoes over the years.  I haven't shaved in 4 months, or cut my hair (not long yet, I was bald).  I have no libido.  I'm on the precipice of losing the will to live.  My lawn sucks.  I'm shitty at home repairs.  I don't drink craft beers.  On and on and on...

So yeah...different worlds so to speak.      

[KSM]

The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.

Cute. But naahh   

[ShayP]

The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.

LMAO!!!! 

[Bart Ell]

@ShayP

My friend,

Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that?  That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?

I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.

I can't help it if I'm;

"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it.  It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"

I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.

I pay people to rub my feet.
I keep my bunghole very clean and don't make skid marks.
I sometimes pop my socks in the drawer to have a hot foot treat.
I keep areas that go in or around a mouth hair free.
I get massages at places that don't offer happy endings.
I enjoy using deep cleansing pore strips.
Alberto Vo5 Hot Oil treatment? YES PLEASE!
I make sure my entire dump is flushed so Bairyn does not have to see a floating turd ( @PolkaDot )
At least once a month I touch the top of my head and breathe a sigh of relief when there are no spots where I feel scalp.
I AM THE BART AND I AM A REAL MAN!

[Bart Ell]

The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.

How will he get them off their sisters?

[KSM]

Now now Man Bun. @KSM32  By "different worlds" I mean no offense.  I just have never had long hair, used a nighttime facial moisturizer, facial masks, and all that jazz.  My body has turned to mashed potatoes over the years.  I haven't shaved in 4 months, or cut my hair (not long yet, I was bald).  I have no libido.  I'm on the precipice of losing the will to live.  My lawn sucks.  I'm shitty at home repairs.  I don't drink craft beers.  On and on and on...

So yeah...different worlds so to speak.      

oh   wanna borrow my beltsander? 

[KSM]

I pay people to rub my feet.
I keep my bunghole very clean and don't make skid marks.
I sometimes pop my socks in the drawer to have a hot foot treat.
I keep areas that go in or around a mouth hair free.
I get massages at places that don't offer happy endings.
I enjoy using deep cleansing pore strips.
Alberto Vo5 Hot Oil treatment? YES PLEASE!
I make sure my entire dump is flushed so Bairyn does not have to see a floating turd ( @PolkaDot )
At least once a month I touch the top of my head and breathe a sigh of relief when there are no spots where I feel scalp.
I AM THE BART AND I AM A REAL MAN!

HERE  HeEeere

[Bart Ell]

I have no libido. 

THAT IS NO WAY TO LIVE!

[ShayP]

oh   wanna borrow my beltsander? 

LOL!!! Sure. 

[ShayP]

THAT IS NO WAY TO LIVE!

I KNOW!

[GravitySucks]

How will he get them off their sisters?

This isn’t Arkansas. We have standards. Has to at least be a second cousin.

[PB]

...  I don't drink craft beers...

THAT IS NO WAY TO LIVE!

[anniem]

Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night.

Is the hair tie.....*gulp*....

PINK?

[PolkaDot]

I pay people to rub my feet.
I keep my bunghole very clean and don't make skid marks.
I sometimes pop my socks in the drawer to have a hot foot treat.
I keep areas that go in or around a mouth hair free.
I get massages at places that don't offer happy endings.
I enjoy using deep cleansing pore strips.
Alberto Vo5 Hot Oil treatment? YES PLEASE!
I make sure my entire dump is flushed so Bairyn does not have to see a floating turd ( @PolkaDot )
At least once a month I touch the top of my head and breathe a sigh of relief when there are no spots where I feel scalp.
I AM THE BART AND I AM A REAL MAN!

Thanks @Bart Ell  My day just wouldn't  have been complete.
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