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PolkaDot

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2400 on: March 31, 2020, 03:50:30 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on March 31, 2020, 01:56:50 PM
Now now Man Bun. @KSM32  By "different worlds" I mean no offense.  I just have never had long hair, used a nighttime facial moisturizer, facial masks, and all that jazz.  My body has turned to mashed potatoes over the years.  I haven't shaved in 4 months, or cut my hair (not long yet, I was bald).  I have no libido.  I'm on the precipice of losing the will to live.  My lawn sucks.  I'm shitty at home repairs.  I don't drink craft beers.  On and on and on...

So yeah...different worlds so to speak.  ;)   :D  ;D
@ShayP - Dude SNAP out of it!!!
You gotta drink better beer!  :o
Don't tell TurdBart or HairMetal but chicks dig bald guys- but ya gotta shave the face.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2401 on: March 31, 2020, 03:59:38 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 03:50:30 PM
chicks dig bald guys- but ya gotta shave the face.

Biggest lie ever told on this board... and @ponyboysunset used to post here so that is saying a lot!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2402 on: March 31, 2020, 04:20:16 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 03:50:30 PM
@ShayP - Dude SNAP out of it!!!
You gotta drink better beer!  :o
Don't tell TurdBart or HairMetal but chicks dig bald guys...

They're all wearing hats

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2403 on: March 31, 2020, 06:37:47 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 03:59:38 PM
Biggest lie ever told on this board... and @ponyboysunset used to post here so that is saying a lot!
Now Bart, we still think you’re pretty. No reason to get sensational.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

PolkaDot

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2404 on: March 31, 2020, 06:38:58 PM »
Quote from: PB on March 31, 2020, 04:20:16 PM
They're all wearing hats
TurdBart and HairMetal? Naaa- I have it on good authority they hate hats (and caps).
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2405 on: March 31, 2020, 06:40:07 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 06:37:47 PM
Now Bart, we still think you’re pretty. No reason to get sensational.

Sensational you say?
I WANT DETAILS AND I WANT THEM NOW!!!

(fake entitlement)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2406 on: March 31, 2020, 06:41:53 PM »
Quote from: anniem on March 31, 2020, 06:40:07 PM
Sensational you say? ;)
I WANT DETAILS AND I WANT THEM NOW!!!

(fake entitlement)
@anniem - you’re stirring up trouble again!!! Once Bart gets going it’s at least a week’s worth of entertainment.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2407 on: March 31, 2020, 07:23:53 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 03:59:38 PM
Biggest lie ever told on this board... and @ponyboysunset used to post here so that is saying a lot!

@Bart Ell,  who is that?  Must be before my time.  Three words... is it Pony Boys Unset?  I'm confused.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2408 on: March 31, 2020, 07:34:16 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 06:37:47 PM
No reason to get sensational.

I have always been sensational.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2409 on: March 31, 2020, 07:34:36 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on March 31, 2020, 06:41:53 PM
@anniem - you’re stirring up trouble again!!!

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Once Bart gets going it’s at least a week’s worth of entertainment.

I agree, though sometimes things go longer.  Hee hee hee

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2410 on: March 31, 2020, 07:35:52 PM »
Quote from: Chimp_Covfefe on March 31, 2020, 07:23:53 PM
@Bart Ell,  who is that?  Must be before my time.  Three words... is it Pony Boys Unset?  I'm confused.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2411 on: March 31, 2020, 07:43:33 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 07:35:52 PM
A FILTHY SLOPPY ANIMAL THAT I CALLED A CANCER WITHIN 8 DAYS OF THIS SITE BEING BORN!

Was it the tattoo of the fish with a laser cannon on its head?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2412 on: March 31, 2020, 07:44:40 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on March 31, 2020, 07:43:33 PM
Was it the tattoo of the fish with a laser cannon on its head?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2413 on: March 31, 2020, 07:47:06 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 31, 2020, 07:44:40 PM
THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!

Horror due to the blue fishy or the fact that she rocks a bigger set of pipes than @KSM32?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2414 on: March 31, 2020, 07:47:51 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 31, 2020, 07:47:06 PM
Horror due to the blue fish or the fact that she has a bigger set of pipes than @KSM32?

YES!

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