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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2445 on: April 05, 2020, 09:59:42 PM »
Imagine if you're a pitchfork company and you land the contract for hell! Looking at some of the artwork it seems like they might go through a lot of pitchforks down there. If I were trying to close the deal I'd offer pitchforks with aluminum handles rather than the classic wooden handle that will surely catch fire in all that extreme heat.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2446 on: April 05, 2020, 10:28:30 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 05, 2020, 09:59:42 PM
Imagine if you're a pitchfork company and you land the contract for hell! Looking at some of the artwork it seems like they might go through a lot of pitchforks down there. If I were trying to close the deal I'd offer pitchforks with aluminum handles rather than the classic wooden handle that will surely catch fire in all that extreme heat.

See you in Ell my friends.  8)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2447 on: April 06, 2020, 09:18:54 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 05, 2020, 09:59:42 PM
Imagine if you're a pitchfork company and you land the contract for hell! Looking at some of the artwork it seems like they might go through a lot of pitchforks down there. If I were trying to close the deal I'd offer pitchforks with aluminum handles rather than the classic wooden handle that will surely catch fire in all that extreme heat.

See you in Ell my friends.  8)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2448 on: April 06, 2020, 11:21:46 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2449 on: April 06, 2020, 01:05:25 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on April 06, 2020, 09:18:54 AM
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2450 on: April 06, 2020, 06:54:50 PM »
Ain't fuckin' around with this covid shit!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2451 on: April 06, 2020, 07:07:11 PM »
Quote from: Covid Penis on April 06, 2020, 06:54:50 PM
Ain't fuckin' around with this covid shit!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2452 on: April 06, 2020, 07:31:54 PM »
Quote from: Covid Penis on April 06, 2020, 06:54:50 PM
Ain't fuckin' around with this covid shit!

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You spelled pussy wrong.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2453 on: April 06, 2020, 07:42:26 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on April 06, 2020, 07:31:54 PM
You spelled pussy wrong.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2454 on: April 06, 2020, 08:09:17 PM »
Quote from: Covid Penis on April 06, 2020, 07:42:26 PM
Not your best work GS, whereas I am always in prime form.

Where did you find the small size N95?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2455 on: April 06, 2020, 08:26:21 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on April 06, 2020, 08:09:17 PM
Where did you find the small size N95?
Me thinks the "Rocket scientist" doth protest too much.  ;)  Bothers you that much does it?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2456 on: April 06, 2020, 08:35:51 PM »
Quote from: Covid Penis on April 06, 2020, 08:26:21 PM
Me thinks the "Rocket scientist" doth protest too much.  ;)  Bothers you that much does it?

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He wants a rocket ride, he wants a rocket ride
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2457 on: April 06, 2020, 08:41:42 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 06, 2020, 08:35:51 PM
Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
He wants a rocket ride, he wants a rocket ride
Baby's on his knees, baby wants to please
He wants a rocket ride, he wants a rocket ride
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2458 on: April 06, 2020, 08:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Covid Penis on April 06, 2020, 08:41:42 PM
"But When I saw You Comin' Outta' school That day!" - The Simmons

#Creepiest line ever written

Ummmm....

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2459 on: April 06, 2020, 08:47:33 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 06, 2020, 08:46:34 PM
Ummmm....

Daddy says she’s too young but she’s old enough for me.
Ahh  the case could be made.  :-\  yeah
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