Random, stupid things on your mind

[GravitySucks]

Ummmm....

Daddy says she’s too young but she’s old enough for me.

spread mayonnaise and kaopectate all over your body

[GravitySucks]

@Covid Penis got a haircut!!!

https://i.imgur.com/PAHXI2Z.mp4

[KSM]

@Covid Penis got a haircut!!!

https://i.imgur.com/PAHXI2Z.mp4

HELL    YEAH!!!   I'm a DeWalt Man! proud of it!

Thank you for that

[JayGab]

Hey @paladin1991 where you at you lil fruit!

[paladin1991]

Hey @paladin1991 where you at you lil fruit!

Shit Neegro.  I'se right here.

[JayGab]

Shit Neegro.  I'se right here.

You so small I dint see ya'  And don't act like we got some shitass rapport cuz we ain't. You a bowl o' fruit.

..The problem with you is that you die in your first answer back.    oh well..   have fun with yer lil dick at the computer all night for tomorrow you clean the latrine.

[paladin1991]

You so small I dint see ya'  And don't act like we got some shitass rapport cuz we ain't. You a bowl o' fruit.

..The problem with you is that you die in your first answer back.    oh well..   have fun with yer lil dick at the computer all night for tomorrow you clean the latrine.

Tell yo mama Ise got another nickel bag.  That be good for another all night ride.

[KSM]

I'm having beef tongue for dinner. Essentially my food will be tasting Me!   Mmmm   I'm good!

[Bart Ell]

I'm having beef tongue for dinner. Essentially my food will be tasting Me!   Mmmm   I'm good!

I go to this fancy restaurant that only uses the tongue.
They cut out the tongue and toss the rest of the cow into the river.
The restaurant is called From The Mouth... Of Decadence!

[TigerLily]

I go to this fancy restaurant that only uses the tongue.
They cut out the tongue and toss the rest of the cow into the river.
The restaurant is called From The Mouth... Of Decadence!

You eat only the tongue while I'm Goin' Hungry

[TigerLily]

You eat only the tongue while I'm Goin' Hungry

... for my Song

[KSM]

You eat only the tongue while I'm Goin' Hungry

... for my Song

@TigerLily
Oh somethings in the works, trust me.  I came up with some thing at work today that'll have you petitioning Bart to ban my Gorgeous Muscular Perfect Bowling Ball glutes ASS!

[sean92008]

I am very proud of my wife who actually fired up and used a table saw today to help her crew meet a deadline they were not going to make. She cut shims and even plunged a perfect rectangle in the middle of a piece of flooring!!  Never ever used a saw of any kind before. Neither of my guys would even attempt a four way plunge for the first two months I had them. 

Hmm..  and she didn't even break a nail. Came home bragging and now she's at the gym. Fuckin' Superwoman!

Starting to wonder if I'm good enough for her 

Remain obedient.

[KSM]

Remain obedient.

SHE'S NOT OBEDIENT AT ALL!  what should I do?

[TigerLily]

@TigerLily
Oh somethings in the works, trust me.  I came up with some thing at work today that'll have you petitioning Bart to ban my Gorgeous Muscular Perfect Bowling Ball glutes ASS!

Intriguing ... BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY FOR MY SONG!