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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2535 on: April 11, 2020, 04:41:32 PM »
@ShayP Maybe this will help.

As my wife was showering upstairs this morning suddenly water started coming out of the main floor bathroom doorway just pouring out from the top trim that surrounds the door. By the time I caught it I'd say it looked to be about three cups of water had came through. Well, this is a nasty can of evil plumbing worms that may now be open. I am not a plumber by any stretch of the imagination and because it's Easter weekend we can't get one in. I have done what I can and when all the silicone and sticky shit I got all over the place dries I'll turn on the water and see what happens. She hasn't even seen the mess I've made in her beautiful tub and around the faucet and everything else. There is no winning here - just degrees of losing.  I could end up with a mold issue, drywall rot - who fucking knows ::)

To make matters worse I did legs before tackling the water issue and I have sprained my right ASS CHEEK!! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AN ANUS AND I CAN'T CAULK IT!!!

I don’t believe you. Pictures of your wife in the shower, or it didn’t happen.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2536 on: April 11, 2020, 04:51:49 PM »
@ShayP Maybe this will help.
To make matters worse I did legs before tackling the water issue and I have sprained my right ASS CHEEK!! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AN ANUS AND I CAN'T CAULK IT!!!

This tickles me to no end. And by all means try the caulk.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2537 on: April 11, 2020, 04:52:23 PM »
I don’t believe you. Pictures of your wife in the shower, or it didn’t happen.
Perv!  ::)
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2538 on: April 11, 2020, 05:10:56 PM »
…  I sat here in a 3-story...

Crawl space, main floor, attic?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2539 on: April 11, 2020, 05:20:54 PM »
Perv!  ::)

“Trust but verify.”  Ronald Reagan
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2540 on: April 11, 2020, 05:39:33 PM »
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...

On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court).  Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.

I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished. 

Argh.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2541 on: April 11, 2020, 05:42:47 PM »
Think of the lagoon as your pool ;)
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2542 on: April 12, 2020, 10:16:25 PM »
Perhaps you should rethink how you measure accomplishment.

Tons of fun and not enough putting up with a little shit.  If I only applied myself...

Argh.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2543 on: April 14, 2020, 10:22:28 PM »
@Walks_At_Night

You might like this one.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2544 on: April 14, 2020, 10:51:12 PM »
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...but there is some freaky porn that I may have watched...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2546 on: April 15, 2020, 01:39:23 PM »
https://twitter.com/ameliahammy/status/1250450746795008002

I just assume that means the cream is 30% more rich compared to what they had before.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2547 on: April 15, 2020, 01:48:50 PM »
I just assume that means the cream is 30% more rich compared to what they had before.

So would it roughly be three quarters & one quarter vs half & half?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2548 on: April 16, 2020, 12:53:41 PM »
This woman's shoulder mobility is amazing! It's almost uncomfortable to watch but I'm mesmerized.

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            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2549 on: April 16, 2020, 01:32:40 PM »
So would it roughly be three quarters & one quarter vs half & half?

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