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KSM

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2670 on: May 04, 2020, 09:59:24 PM »
Deer in the area?  Septic tank in the front?
No septic in city. No deer. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square. I suspect garden but why out front???  he is such a fucktard.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2671 on: May 04, 2020, 10:06:58 PM »
No septic in city. No dear. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square. I suspect garden but why out front???  he is such a fucktard.

Why not a raised bed is what I'm thinking...  Better drainage.  Footing for a pad.  Is he the type to have a bistro set to sit at?

If not, a koi pond or water feature might be in the works.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2672 on: May 04, 2020, 10:14:26 PM »
Why not a raised bed is what I'm thinking...  Better drainage.  Footing for a pad.  Is he the type to have a bistro set to sit at?

If not, a koi pond or water feature might be in the works.
Koi? I wish. Nah, he's a hippy type and his parents are mixed race weirdos. Dad looks like Gandalf and mom looks like Golem. Whatever he has planned is sub-par and underwhelming. I wish he would move or die or something.

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« Reply #2673 on: May 04, 2020, 10:18:41 PM »
Koi? I wish. Nah, he's a hippy type and his parents are mixed race weirdos. Dad looks like Gandalf and mom looks like Golem. Whatever he has planned is sub-par and underwhelming. I wish he would move or die or something.

He's got crabgrass, doesn't he?

Yep, I bet!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2674 on: May 04, 2020, 10:23:32 PM »
He's got crabgrass, doesn't he?

Yep, I bet!
He had normal grass but I do hope he gets crabs.  I'll keep you posted. I will.

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« Reply #2675 on: May 04, 2020, 10:29:49 PM »
He had normal grass but I do hope he gets crabs.  I'll keep you posted. I will.

Have you seen Roger Cook and an Ask This Old House trailer?

Weird.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2676 on: May 04, 2020, 10:59:40 PM »
No septic in city. No deer. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square. I suspect garden but why out front???  he is such a fucktard.

A guy around the corner and down a ways has his entire front yard made into a garden. His front yard gets better sun.

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« Reply #2677 on: May 04, 2020, 11:15:33 PM »
A guy around the corner and down a ways has his entire front yard made into a garden. His front yard gets better sun.
And so does this guys front yard but I don't like him. He's not going about it the right way - it's damn ugly so far and I doubt some fucking carrot tops are going to brighten up the street. He's a hillbilly hippie/hippy whatever!  You wouldn't like em' either.

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« Reply #2678 on: May 04, 2020, 11:16:37 PM »
And so does this guys front yard but I don't like him. He's not going about it the right way - it's damn ugly so far and I doubt some fucking carrot tops are going to brighten up the street. He's a hillbilly hippie/hippy whatever!  You wouldn't like em' either.

A ganja garden? 😁

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« Reply #2679 on: May 04, 2020, 11:19:03 PM »
… He is the most punchable asshole in the world. His face is perfectly round and he's a really annoying cunt. He's short and has freckles and smiles at everyone on the street as if he's everybody's friend. He sucks!...

You live across the street from Ian Punnitt?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2680 on: May 04, 2020, 11:20:19 PM »
A ganja garden? 😁
You live across the street from Ian Punnitt?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2681 on: May 05, 2020, 12:00:10 AM »
You live across the street from Ian Punnitt?

+1 😁😁😁

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2682 on: May 05, 2020, 07:39:54 AM »
No septic in city. No deer. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square.

Midget graves.


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2683 on: May 05, 2020, 08:15:12 AM »
I didn’t realize the K in @KSM32 was for Karen.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #2684 on: May 05, 2020, 09:09:46 AM »
Felt guilty when I pulled out the electric hedge clipper...  Kept thinking "Roger Cook would not like this."

Can anybody tell I've been binging "This Old House?"