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PolkaDot

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3105 on: June 20, 2020, 04:05:27 PM »
If one considers dealing with airheads like you a benefit :-\
You should be so lucky. Any other wistful thoughts you’d like to share with the class?
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3106 on: June 20, 2020, 04:07:54 PM »
You should be so lucky. Any other wistful thoughts you’d like to share with the class?
Lucky like a bleeding urethra ::)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3107 on: June 20, 2020, 04:14:40 PM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3108 on: June 20, 2020, 08:27:37 PM »
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3109 on: June 20, 2020, 08:46:50 PM »
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.

That seems fair to me.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3110 on: June 20, 2020, 10:22:44 PM »
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.
Baseball.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3111 on: June 20, 2020, 11:11:55 PM »
Rick Wakeman or Gregg Allman...

I don't remember. Maybe both, but probably not.

Tony Kaye, yes.


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3112 on: June 21, 2020, 04:18:25 AM »
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.

@Bart Ell
In thinking about it, I would say that would depend on whether you are right or left handed.  For the sake of arguement, we'll assume you are a righty.  Your left ball would then be the favored due to the mechanics of the situation.  When you go to jiggle them as a righty, the left nut is lovingly cupped by the index and  fore fingers and encased around the top by the thumb.  Whereas the right gonad only receives attention from the ring and pinky fingers.  It is not fair really but that is how it is.

The illustration below is of a circle change-up grip.  It is not completely accurate but this is a family board after all.  In the situation being discussed the index finger would be closer to the fore finger but the point is made I think.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3113 on: June 21, 2020, 05:06:40 AM »
@Bart Ell
In thinking about it, I would say that would depend on whether you are right or left handed.  For the sake of arguement, we'll assume you are a righty.  Your left ball would then be the favored due to the mechanics of the situation.  When you go to jiggle them as a righty, the left nut is lovingly cupped by the index and  fore fingers and encased around the top by the thumb.  Whereas the right gonad only receives attention from the ring and pinky fingers.  It is not fair really but that is how it is.

The illustration below is of a circle change-up grip.  It is not completely accurate but this is a family board after all.  In the situation being discussed the index finger would be closer to the fore finger but the point is made I think.

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Interesting theory but I give them ambidextrous ball love.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3114 on: June 21, 2020, 05:13:57 AM »
Interesting theory but I give them ambidextrous ball love.

Heck with the circle-change grip.  I use the Palmball grip.  It's even better in hot weather after you've been holding a slushie.  Preferably blue raspberry flavor. 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3115 on: June 21, 2020, 06:12:33 AM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3117 on: June 21, 2020, 06:19:30 AM »
So what is up with this?

https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1273238275692658688

Great.  Why did I look at that.  A guy in a skin suit.  Dude...where the hell do you find this stuff!?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3118 on: June 21, 2020, 06:24:37 AM »
SHOW US THE PEEHOLE AREA!

Do you think that is what it is going on?  You ask a young hottie out, things progress nicely unitl things get dark and intimate.
You peel the curtain back and Kam Fong is in there?   The horror.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3119 on: June 21, 2020, 06:26:44 AM »
Great.  Why did I look at that.  A guy in a skin suit.  Dude...where the hell do you find this stuff!?

China Nonghua News.  Says so right there on it.  I check it thrice daily myself - who doesn't?