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PolkaDot

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3420 on: September 02, 2020, 08:11:10 AM »
In most rooms of the house, yes.
WRONG! All the rooms. Your interview is over. NEXT!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3421 on: September 02, 2020, 08:11:57 AM »
Global Cases are only 25,658,847
We will be fine
Think of it as population control.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3422 on: September 02, 2020, 09:09:55 AM »
WRONG! All the rooms. Your interview is over. NEXT!

Oooh  ::)  fuckin pleeaaase. I am the beginning, And the End.

pfft  "NEXT!" she says  hahahaha

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3423 on: September 02, 2020, 11:49:56 AM »
Think of it as population control.

Not enough people die of it. The next one needs to target perfectly healthy people between the ages of 18 and 60.

Only 6% of the 185,000 US deaths (which were projected to be 2 million) were completely free of pre-existing conditions including gunshots, traffic accidents, suicide, cancer, etc. The next Chinese virus needs to be much less discriminatory and targeted to the people in the middle. You may recall that there was a flu about a decade ago that was primarily targeting children.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3424 on: September 02, 2020, 03:04:37 PM »
Helpful tip with super glue as your solution...

I tore a fingernail almost to the cuticle.  I dropped enough glue to go all the way around the entire surface of the nail and along the edge, gluing it to my skin as well.





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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3425 on: September 04, 2020, 01:27:06 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3426 on: September 04, 2020, 04:32:25 PM »
Helpful tip with super glue as your solution...

I tore a fingernail almost to the cuticle.  I dropped enough glue to go all the way around the entire surface of the nail and along the edge, gluing it to my skin as well.






I once super glued my right index finger tip to my mustache but I don't want to talk about it. 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3427 on: September 04, 2020, 05:10:23 PM »
Woman glued up her own vagina in attempt to frame ex-boyfriend for crime.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-glued-up-vagina-attempt-22621636

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3428 on: September 04, 2020, 05:31:21 PM »
I once super glued my right index finger tip to my mustache but I don't want to talk about it.

It would have been more interesting if it were your pinky... Bwahahaha!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3429 on: September 05, 2020, 11:42:56 AM »
I heard a reference to this skit last night on Red Eye Radio (I successfully avoid Coast to Coast 99% of the time nowadays).

I remember seeing this skit as a kid. Richard Pryor and George Carlin being on SNL were must see episodes, even as a kid!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3430 on: September 05, 2020, 03:09:52 PM »
I heard a reference to this skit last night on Red Eye Radio (I successfully avoid Coast to Coast 99% of the time nowadays).

I remember seeing this skit as a kid. Richard Pryor and George Carlin being on SNL were must see episodes, even as a kid!

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Haha, I remember seeing that one too.  Saturday Night Live was must see TV every week, regardless of hosts and guests.  When Chevy Chase left, that was ok, but when when Aykroyd and Belushi left I never even watched another episode.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3431 on: September 06, 2020, 05:27:48 PM »
Only a couple weeks of peaches left.
Damn asshole peach trees.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3432 on: September 07, 2020, 03:53:40 PM »
@KSM32

I think they meant to put this under your door. 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3433 on: September 07, 2020, 04:04:28 PM »
@KSM32

I think they meant to put this under your door.
He’s just upset over the new Canadian rule requiring the wearing of masks during sex.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3434 on: September 07, 2020, 06:19:48 PM »
Today I learned Canada has a space program