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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4260 on: February 25, 2021, 05:51:38 PM »
If your day is spent worrying about the sex of a toy potato then you may want to spend more time on pornhub.com

That's what makes this story so insane.  Who are these people?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4261 on: February 25, 2021, 06:03:25 PM »
I was blocked on all platforms by them when I demanded they make a Potato Prick that was beer can thick.
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That's not cost effective.  It'd be like buying two toys when you only want one.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4262 on: February 25, 2021, 07:04:01 PM »
That's not cost effective.  It'd be like buying two toys when you only want one.
@Bart Ell has a fascination with west coast penis.  He tried to buy one of my molds off of etsy but was filtered out by my distributor, Lynn!  Evil Lynn.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4263 on: February 25, 2021, 07:19:46 PM »
@Bart Ell has a fascination with west coast penis.  He tried to buy one of my molds off of etsy but was filtered out by my distributor, Lynn!  Evil Lynn.

Evil Lynn fucked me over!
I was really looking forward to adding that mold to my BOTCHED CIRCUMCISIONS collection.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4264 on: February 25, 2021, 07:44:16 PM »
Evil Lynn fucked me over!
I was really looking forward to adding that mold to my BOTCHED CIRCUMCISIONS collection.
Hehehe

Ever see the plaster caster chicks collection?  It's pretty funny.  I think they were from Chicago..    Made fr a good song too.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4265 on: February 26, 2021, 08:28:48 AM »
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump.  Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself.  This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work.  As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4266 on: February 26, 2021, 11:25:26 AM »
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump.  Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself.  This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work.  As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.

Humm...  Sounds like there might be a little fantasy role playing coming up. 😁😁😁😁

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4267 on: February 26, 2021, 01:26:47 PM »
I saw a plastic surgeon this afternoon to whom I was referred for removal of a suspicious growth on the side of my face.  I asked him if he could give me a dueling scar while he was at it.  Yeah, I know--he didn't think it was funny either.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4268 on: February 26, 2021, 02:02:31 PM »
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump.  Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself.  This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work.  As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.
Cut Alejandro a little slack. After he lost command of the strike zone, it was all down hill for him.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4269 on: February 26, 2021, 03:00:51 PM »
Humm...  Sounds like there might be a little fantasy role playing coming up. 😁😁😁😁

Well, there is that.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4270 on: February 26, 2021, 03:49:50 PM »
Cut Alejandro a little slack. After he lost command of the strike zone, it was all down hill for him.





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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4271 on: February 26, 2021, 05:16:27 PM »
I saw a plastic surgeon this afternoon to whom I was referred for removal of a suspicious growth on the side of my face.  I asked him if he could give me a dueling scar while he was at it.  Yeah, I know--he didn't think it was funny either.

Yes, it is funny.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4272 on: February 26, 2021, 06:35:08 PM »
Yes, it is funny.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4273 on: February 27, 2021, 06:24:04 PM »
I spent last week skiing at Park City, Utah. Until Thursday sometime around 1:30. As I was cruising down a really nice run something happened. Wish I knew what. I was skiing alone at the time.  Pretty sure someone ran into me. My only memory is someone in a pale blue ski outfit helping me stand up. I don’t remember any conversation. Next thing I know I was down at the halfway point where I was supposed to meet the two ladies I was skiing with for lunch. When they saw me my helmet and gloves were on the ground and I was searching for my phone. Which I never did find. About 20 minutes of lost time. I sat down for a few hours while I tried to remember what happened and took inventory of what hurt. Since I obviously had a concussion and my ribs and back really hurt, I waited as long as I could before I skied to the bottom.

At the bottom I went to lost and found to see if someone turned in my iPhone. No luck, but they did convince me to let them call an ambulance. Spent the next 5-6 hours in an ER. CT scans showed 3 compression fractures to Thorasic vertebrae but no broken ribs and no brain bleeds. They fitted me for a rather expensive looking back brace and sent me on my way. I flew back home yesterday in the back brace which was strategically placed to aggravate all the places my ribs hurt.

I had set my phone to airplane mode right before I skied down so I can’t locate it using “Find my phone”. I hope someone finds it so I can see what happened. I was filming when I crashed. I am sure someone crashed into me from behind. I don’t fall down skiing on my own accord. And I certainly don’t get a concussion wearing a helmet.

I normally go into full blackout mode when I hit my head. That has happened several times. What is strange about this time is that I do have a glimpse of the memory of the gent in the pale blue outfit helping me get up. No memory of the crash or the rest of the run down. And the rest of that run wasn’t just an easy cruiser. Several tricky spots and several chances to take a wrong turn. I’m surprised I wound up in the exact spot where I was supposed to meet my friends. 

Today I got a new phone. Lost all my contacts and everything I had on it since April 2019. I think I might have a backup on my laptop but my laptop is up at my woods. I’m going up there Monday with hopes that I at least backed up my photos. Especially the ones from Thailand.

My back is stiff but my spine doesn’t hurt. My ribs hurt, but only when I breathe.

I hope I recover quickly. I am driving up to Colorado Friday for 3 weeks of skiing. I will not let this retire me for the season after missing most of last year due to COVID quarantines.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4274 on: February 27, 2021, 06:31:44 PM »
I spent last week skiing at Park City, Utah. Until Thursday sometime around 1:30. As I was cruising down a really nice run something happened. Wish I knew what. I was skiing alone at the time.  Pretty sure someone ran into me. My only memory is someone in a pale blue ski outfit helping me stand up. I don’t remember any conversation. Next thing I know I was down at the halfway point where I was supposed to meet the two ladies I was skiing with for lunch. When they saw me my helmet and gloves were on the ground and I was searching for my phone. Which I never did find. About 20 minutes of lost time. I sat down for a few hours while I tried to remember what happened and took inventory of what hurt. Since I obviously had a concussion and my ribs and back really hurt, I waited as long as I could before I skied to the bottom.

At the bottom I went to lost and found to see if someone turned in my iPhone. No luck, but they did convince me to let them call an ambulance. Spent the next 5-6 hours in an ER. CT scans showed 3 compression fractures to Thorasic vertebrae but no broken ribs as no brain bleeds. They fitted me for a rather expensive looking back brace and sent me on my way. I flew back home yesterday in the back brace which was strategically placed to aggravate all the places my ribs hurt.

I had set my phone to airplane mode right before I skied down so I can’t locate it using “Find my phone”. I hope someone finds it so I can see what happened. I was filming when I crashed. I am sure someone crashed into me from behind. I don’t fall down skiing on my own accord. And I certainly don’t get a concussion wearing a helmet.

I normally go into full blackout mode when I hit my head. That has happened several times. What is strange about this time is that I do have a glimpse of the memory of the gent in the pale blue outfit helping me get up. No memory of the crash or the rest of the run down. And the rest of that run wasn’t just an easy cruiser. Several tricky spots and several chances to take a wrong turn. I’m surprised I wound up in the exact spot where I was supposed to meet my friends. 

Today I got a new phone. Lost all my contacts and everything I had on it since April 2019. I think I might have a backup on my laptop but my laptop is up at my woods. I’m going up there Monday with hopes that I at least backed up my photos. Especially the ones from Thailand.

My back is stiff but my spine doesn’t hurt. My ribs hurt, but only when I breathe.

I hope I recover quickly. I am driving up to Colorado Friday for 3 weeks of skiing. I will not let this retire me for the season after missing most of last year due to COVID quarantines.

You fought the bear...and the bear won! Seriously. Glad that it seems like you are doing ok and hope you don't have any long term effects from it. Having your bell rung is probably the last thing you need.