Random, stupid things on your mind

[sean92008]

His lack of teeth due to a diet of beans and other soft edibles did play a part in the way he sounded.  He was reported to have extremely bad breath.

Ya' know, the more I hear about that guy.. 

I feel as if Falkie might be related to däs fürher.

[FISH]

Strange to hear Hitler not shouting or losing his temper.

I must be crazy..I believe in ghost.

[Walks_At_Night]

Ahhhh.  Hitler.  It is almost springtime at that. I always found Norm MacDonald's confusion over Hitler's vaunted oration skills funny:

[Walks_At_Night]

Regarding Hitler's book Mein Kampf.  There was that time that the Kommandant of Stalag 17, gave the boys of Barrack #4 a copy of Mein Kampf for Christmas. They didn't seem to appreciate it too much so they took it out on Feldwebel Schultz:

More recently, the little boy who asked for Minecraft but got Mein Kampf is a classic:

[Kidnostad]

While listening to Sirius Old Time Radio today I heard a robot say to a human female "I want you to oil me, Lola."  Okay, that's gotta be robot porn, no?

[TigerLily]

While listening to Sirius Old Time Radio today I heard a robot say to a human female "I want you to oil me, Lola."  Okay, that's gotta be robot porn, no?

I would imagine more often than not when a human says it to another human. Unless there is sun, sand and sea involved. And even then. But leave Dorothy and the Tin Man out of it

[anniem]

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[KSM]

I would imagine more often than not when a human says it to another human. Unless there is sun, sand and sea involved. And even then. But leave Dorothy and the Tin Man out of it

Dr. Oz is a fraud. He didn't give me the courage I asked for 

[Kidnostad]

I would imagine more often than not when a human says it to another human. Unless there is sun, sand and sea involved. And even then. But leave Dorothy and the Tin Man out of it

Point taken.   But still, for a radio program aired in 1951 that's some pretty racy stuff.  Oh, and the robot wound up killing her because she rejected his advances.  So there's that.  (Reminds of a microwave I once owned.)

[KSM]

@Walks_At_Night

Forgive me but I feel like you would buy this just to have it. Being completely honest here I am seriously considering picking up a bottle. It just, seems, right!  Any thoughts? Even as a novelty item or conversation piece on the work bench.  You first..

http://costaricaconfidential.com/2016/08/wd-40-launches-mens-fragrance/

[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night

Forgive me but I feel like you would buy this just to have it. Being completely honest here I am seriously considering picking up a bottle. It just, seems, right!  Any thoughts? Even as a novelty item or conversation piece on the work bench.  You first..

http://costaricaconfidential.com/2016/08/wd-40-launches-mens-fragrance/

@KSM
Oh hell yeah! I'd totally get that. It would have to sit on the workbench as a novelty though.  Mrs. Walks...well she has a thing about smells from chemicals. 
In fact just today, she made me go out in the garage when I was going to use some Goof-Off to get the barcode label that was gummed all over the new pitcher she bought.
Goof Off has a good honest smell to it, right?   She just wouldn't have it.

Years ago, before I learned to handle work stress better, I ended up with an ulcer and got put off from work for a few weeks. Doctor suggested I get a relaxing hobby.
Figured I'd build a model plane. Ulcer or not, Doctor's advice or not. Banished due to the smell. 
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[Bart Ell]

Futsal? Never heard of it until a couple of days ago.

Look at this little prick go!
A true magician.

[KSM]

@KSM
Oh hell yeah! I'd totally get that. It would have to sit on the workbench as a novelty though.  Mrs. Walks...well she has a thing about smells from chemicals. 
In fact just today, she made me go out in the garage when I was going to use some Goof-Off to get the barcode label that was gummed all over the new pitcher she bought.
Goof Off has a good honest smell to it, right?   She just wouldn't have it.

Ok. I've ordered a bottle.  Worst case scenario I'll give it to a guy downtown who'd love to drink it.

Years ago, before I learned to handle work stress better, I ended up with an ulcer and got put off from work for a few weeks. Doctor suggested I get a relaxing hobby.
Figured I'd build a model plane. Ulcer or not, Doctor's advice or not. Banished due to the smell. 
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"There's always basket weaving" - Art Bell

[sean92008]

Ok. I've ordered a bottle.  Worst case scenario I'll give it to a guy downtown who'd love to drink it.

The stuff is my go-to on a lot of things. I used it to save a dry clean only jacket after it got a couple of drops of latex paint on it.  It's also great for cleaning up grout that's gotten paint on it. Latex paint, that is. I don't know about oil-based.

I love the smell, too. As for a cologne that smells like it, I bet all the young huffing girls would want a piece of that action 😁😁😁😁

[sean92008]

Getting depressed watching videos about why K-Mart, Sears, Circuit City and a myriad of other stores have failed.  Really gut punching.