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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4485 on: March 17, 2021, 08:26:07 PM »
Back in the day I worked part-time bartending.  After working until closing one St. Patrick's day night my fingers were stained with green food coloring for three days.  Have had an aversion to green beer ever since.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4486 on: March 17, 2021, 09:39:28 PM »
Back in the day I worked part-time bartending.  After working until closing one St. Patrick's day night my fingers were stained with green food coloring for three days.  Have had an aversion to green beer ever since.


My memory may be failing me, I believe the last time I had green beer may have been with a drinking buddy named Dan McLain (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_Dick_Montana)

I don't know how I found my car and, I remember this clearly, after drinking all-you-can-drink green beer by paying $5 for a beer cup, that I found myself driving on the freeway not knowing how I got to that point.  That was the last time I was a blotto driver.

That night also included me (accidentally) butting heads with a beautiful blonde who approached me with an offer to dance (I think).  My profuse apologies followed. 

I remember the place, Jose Murphy's. I remember the street. I remember looking for my car. I remember realizing I was on the freeway. I remember the things I remember in vivid color, BUT today I called a vowel a noun.

I promised myself that, once I get bad, I'm outta here.


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4487 on: March 17, 2021, 09:54:37 PM »


My memory may be failing me, I believe the last time I had green beer may have been with a drinking buddy named Dan McLain (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_Dick_Montana)

I don't know how I found my car and, I remember this clearly, after drinking all-you-can-drink green beer by paying $5 for a beer cup, that I found myself driving on the freeway not knowing how I got to that point.  That was the last time I was a blotto driver.

That night also included me (accidentally) butting heads with a beautiful blonde who approached me with an offer to dance (I think).  My profuse apologies followed. 

I remember the place, Jose Murphy's. I remember the street. I remember looking for my car. I remember realizing I was on the freeway. I remember the things I remember in vivid color, BUT today I called a vowel a noun.

I promised myself that, once I get bad, I'm outta here.



Remember the green vomit?  Yeah, I do too. 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4488 on: March 17, 2021, 10:13:22 PM »
Remember the green vomit?  Yeah, I do too.

My excesses rarely got me to vomit.  I made many-a-deal with god in exchange to avoid vomiting.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4489 on: March 17, 2021, 10:16:10 PM »
My excesses rarely got me to vomit.  I made many-a-deal with god in exchange to avoid vomiting.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4491 on: March 19, 2021, 03:44:40 PM »
Over the years I would travel to visit how others celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day.
2021, I am home. My roots? Go read “Angela’s Ashes.” My family’s ham and cabbage dinner is similar to a collard greens recipe. However, I don’t use smoked ham hocks. I buy a cheap salty greasy piece of pork (butt/shoulder). The grease and salt makes the cabbage and potatoes wonderful. No reason to add a bunch of newfangled ingredients. Corned Beef and horseradish? Corned Beef is for the Hoity-toity folks. Corned beef has no grease or salt…so what good it is? 
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LOL, no offense taken @FISH ....I've been called worse. ;) Corned Beef is literally Salted Beef (ya know, the "corned" part?) But Okay. You do you. And I will definitely pass on the uplifting read, I don't want to cry myself to sleep.  :'(
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4492 on: March 19, 2021, 03:47:46 PM »
You wouldn't eat it because your pea-brain is incapable of comprehending how special it is. Like I need a + fucking 1 ::)
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And you're right, I should have said -2 !!!  :o
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4493 on: March 19, 2021, 03:54:09 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4494 on: March 19, 2021, 04:12:22 PM »
LOL, no offense taken @FISH ....I've been called worse. ;) Corned Beef is literally Salted Beef (ya know, the "corned" part?) But Okay. You do you. And I will definitely pass on the uplifting read, I don't want to cry myself to sleep.  :'(
@PolkaDot ...well you are a Hoity-toity type of gal.
I saw you the other night eating an English Tea Cucumber Sandwich with the crust removed.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4495 on: March 19, 2021, 06:49:20 PM »
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And you're right, I should have said -2 !!!  :o
GIMME MY POINT BACK!!!  YEAOTCH!!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4496 on: March 20, 2021, 06:34:52 AM »
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4497 on: March 20, 2021, 06:56:34 AM »
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?
@KSM  calls me ‘fishywishy.’  I have earned the right to sing IRISH PUB SONGS.
My middle name is Mary. Molly is the nickname for Mary. "Molly Malone" (also known as "Cockles and Mussels" or "In Dublin's Fair City") is a popular song set in Dublin, Ireland, which has become its unofficial anthem. The song tells the fictional tale of a FISHWIFE who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin. Mary Malone died on 13 June 1699. June 13th is "Molly Malone Day.” I was born on the 13th of June and I live very close to a river.
I am starting to feel so alone in EllGab.  I am surrounded by clean non-city people.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4498 on: March 20, 2021, 07:06:58 AM »
What reverb unit do you folks think the EVPs carry around with them?

Furman rack mount - What Jerry Garcia used to use.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #4499 on: March 20, 2021, 07:17:52 AM »
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?
@KSM  calls me ‘fishywishy.’  I have earned the right to sing IRISH PUB SONGS.
My middle name is Mary. Molly is the nickname for Mary. "Molly Malone" (also known as "Cockles and Mussels" or "In Dublin's Fair City") is a popular song set in Dublin, Ireland, which has become its unofficial anthem. The song tells the fictional tale of a FISHWIFE who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin. Mary Malone died on 13 June 1699. June 13th is "Molly Malone Day.” I was born on the 13th of June and I live very close to a river.
I am starting to feel so alone in EllGab.  I am surrounded by clean non-city people.

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It all depends. If the city is in a crazy stupid state, all one can do is go non-city.