Random, stupid things on your mind

[whoozit]

https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784

Nice beavers don’t taste fishy at all.

[anniem]

I blame Heather Wade.

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[anniem]

https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784

Hi, are you home?

[GravitySucks]

Hi, are you home?

Nope. Still in Colorado.

[sean92008]

Speaking of places, I guess I'm going to need to move. 

My dream place would be out of california, In-N-Out Burger, Costco, Home Depot, Lowe's, Walmart and low taxes (reflected in low gas prices, economical housing, etc...)

I'm screwed, aren't i? I don't think I'm going to find any place like that.

I have thought about South Dakota, Wyoming, Idaho, Tennessee...

I have a limited ceiling on my budget.  I thought of buying a place but I guess I should rent and make sure I like some place first, right?

[anniem]

Nope. Still in Colorado.

Having fun? Relaxing?

[anniem]

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[KSM]

Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA!    I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!

I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.

[sean92008]

Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA!    I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!

I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.

Use my line:  Why thank you for the offer!  Send me the tickets...  Open bar? Massages?  😁😁😁

No? 

Oops, our passports have expired, not enough time to get them renewed.... I sent a check, they cashed it. They must have lost it in processing...

[PolkaDot]

Nope. Still in Colorado.

Stay awhile, Texans have a habit of doing that in our fair state.

[PolkaDot]

Speaking of places, I guess I'm going to need to move. 

My dream place would be out of california, In-N-Out Burger, Costco, Home Depot, Lowe's, Walmart and low taxes (reflected in low gas prices, economical housing, etc...)

I'm screwed, aren't i? I don't think I'm going to find any place like that.

I have thought about South Dakota, Wyoming, Idaho, Tennessee...

I have a limited ceiling on my budget.  I thought of buying a place but I guess I should rent and make sure I like some place first, right?

You're going to have to move to the boonies.

[PolkaDot]

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[PolkaDot]

Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA!    I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!

I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.

Stop being such a grump @KSM ! You might actually enjoy yourself. Or your wife could leave your grump ass at home with the other growly husbands and take me instead. I want to watch fish through the floor. Sun gives me freckles.

[PB]

Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA!    I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!

I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.

So they're basically sending you a bill for thousands of dollars, a long-ass flight, and to go on a vacation they want.  Great.  It's not even a wedding, frankly I don't think there is any obligation on your part, so it's up to you whether you want to go or not (''you'', meaning your wife, so you're screwed). 

It might be fun, I'm more of a packpack through Asia type, so I'd be bored after about 20 minutes on the beach - unless there was something else to do

[ItsOver]

https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784

Ha!  Glad to see they have a supervisor available for the all-important beaver watching job.