Random, stupid things on your mind

[Walks_At_Night]

Nearby, US17 and maybe I95 are shut down because a naked man has parked his car in a ditch near a bridge and claims a bomb is inside. He’s threatening to kill people.

I hate people like this.  If you’re going to blow up something, pull the pin.

UPDATE - social media is reporting snipers in the area.

Florida Man moved north a bit?

[anniem]

"Just Say No"

I like this video--soy boy terrorist antifa get their ass kicked by American Patriots

These things can happen.

[JUAN]

I know people are on the edges of their seats.  The naked man was caught after police sent in a robot.  They haven’t said if there was a bomb.

[Walks_At_Night]

I know people are on the edges of their seats.  The naked man was caught after police sent in a robot.  They haven’t said if there was a bomb.

They didn't even waste the guy with a killbot, huh?

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[PB]

Nearby, US17 and maybe I95 are shut down because a naked man has parked his car in a ditch near a bridge and claims a bomb is inside. He’s threatening to kill people.

I hate people like this.  If you’re going to blow up something, pull the pin.

UPDATE - social media is reporting snipers in the area.

Why couldn't he just go interrupt a baseball game, like everyone else?

[GravitySucks]

They didn't even waste the guy with a killbot, huh?

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@Walks_At_Night @juan see what y’all started?

https://twitter.com/dallastexastv/status/1390802774821060620

[Camazotz Automat]

@Camazotz Automat

While hot on the scent trail of an IBM Selectric in Waco, TX, I stumbled upon a rare find.

 
To paraphrase Frank Herbert:

"Recovered IBM Selectrics must flow - to guarantee the Typewriter Guild's impact."

[GravitySucks]

@FISH do you get a second chance at hitting the trifecta?

https://nypost.com/2021/05/09/kentucky-derby-winner-medina-spirit-fails-post-race-drug-test/

[GravitySucks]

This is some Florida level shit right here folks

Guy out on bond for murder grabs his runaway tiger and runs from the police while out on bond for a murder charge.

https://dailycaller.com/2021/05/10/bengal-tiger-loose-houston-man-wanted-murder/

[sean92008]

Thought that I had moments ago:

I wonder if there is a leash that you could put on a snake.

I have a neighbor who likes to show off that he's well to do and his kids are little fucking monsters. I am finding evidence that they have come on to my property a few times, they even rode a bicycle over a lizard, which had to be intentional.

My thought was, a venomous snake on a leash might serve a wonderful purpose...

[KSM]

Thought that I had moments ago:

I wonder if there is a leash that you could put on a snake.

I have a neighbor who likes to show off that he's well to do and his kids are little fucking monsters. I am finding evidence that they have come on to my property a few times, they even rode a bicycle over a lizard, which had to be intentional.

My thought was, a venomous snake on a leash might serve a wonderful purpose...

They intentionally ran over a lizard? Little fuckers.  I am assuming your front yard? is wide open and not fenced in.  @sean92008

Sometimes people who try to convey to others that they are wealthy are completely full of shit and their entire financial life is a house of cards. I've known people like that. They live in an upscale neighborhood in a large extravagant home but with very little furniture as they are payment poor struggling to make the monthly on the place. They don't go out for dinner or have much of a life outside the prison house.

[sean92008]

They intentionally ran over a lizard? Little fuckers.  I am assuming your front yard? is wide open and not fenced in.  @sean92008

Sometimes people who try to convey to others that they are wealthy are completely full of shit and their entire financial life is a house of cards. I've known people like that. They live in an upscale neighborhood in a large extravagant home but with very little furniture as they are payment poor struggling to make the monthly on the place. They don't go out for dinner or have much of a life outside the prison house.

BINGO! except they are blowing credit (Tesla) and junk food (McDonald's, pizza).
Yeah, I've dealt with that a lot with managers, publishers and promoters. I learned to be judgmental as fuck.  Best people I've dealt with? Old Lexus owners, especially the womans 😁.

No fence in the front, small wall.  Parents have been told to keep their kids off my property after lizard murder and intrusions into my courtyard and backyard.

[PB]

... I have a neighbor who likes to show off that he's well to do and his kids are little fucking monsters. I am finding evidence that they have come on to my property a few times, they even rode a bicycle over a lizard, which had to be intentional...

My assumption in these situations is people like this don't understand civilized discussion, so after a brief attempt at pleasantness and reason, I just go straight to being the bigger A-hole.  I guarantee they wouldn't like me, and I wouldn't see much of them after that (just don't be caught on video, play the victim and deny everything if the neighbors ask, lol... 'bleep' these people).

Come in my yard and kill an animal...

[KSM]

Come in my yard and kill an animal...

I don't know that the lizard was @sean92008 's    he lives quite close to a lagoon so perhaps it was just a wild lizard from the.........lagoon!  Like the creature from the black one.

BINGO!

 

[PolkaDot]

How nice, everyone's bonding over lizards, snakes, and assholes.