Random, stupid things on your mind

[Bart Ell]

If I win a lottery, I will hire a mafia hitman to kill everybody who brings frivolous lawsuits against me.

Falkie effect.

[TigerLily]

@ShayP

I want to try this out. My skin recovers within the hour from mosquito saliva, but I experience memorable and longterm blisters and sometimes scarring from fire ant venom. The little bastards. 

https://www.bugbitething.com/


https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1053/0662/files/This_is_the_Big_Bite_Thing_rev.mp4

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Don't like bugs you say? Check this beauty from (of course) West Texas. The Vinegaroon or Whip Scorpion

Summer rains bring acid-shooting ‘land lobsters’ out of hiding in Texas

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Vinegaroons pose dual threats to those who happen to annoy them. They can use their heavy pincers to pinch and shoot a "well-aimed" concoction of 85% acetic acid (which smells like vinegar) from the base of their whip-like tails.

The spray is not considered to be venomous for people, and vinegaroons aren't all that interested in humans. To catch their prey, vinegaroons use their long, thin front legs to sense vibrations from animals including millipedes, scorpions, crickets and cockroaches.

[sean92008]

It's not just me...
Neighbor's parents have been in town. Heard grandmother absolutely shit talk about her grandkids.
The nicest thing muttered was "stupid" parents.
Manchild daddy is pathetic, stereotypical waste of planet's resources.
Too bad she wasn't Falkie's mom.

[KSM]

It's not just me...
Neighbor's parents have been in town. Heard grandmother absolutely shit talk about her grandkids.
The nicest thing muttered was "stupid" parents.
Manchild daddy is pathetic, stereotypical waste of planet's resources.
Too bad she wasn't Falkie's mom.

Fuck.  Dude doesn't that belong in the neighbor thread?  @sean92008 jus sayin' 

[sean92008]

Fuck.  Dude doesn't that belong in the neighbor thread?  @sean92008 jus sayin' 

There's a neighbor thread?  Oh, that's a new one, isn't it???

[KSM]

There's a neighbor thread?  Oh, that's a new one, isn't it???

Mmyeah    inspired partly by you and your neighbor reports.

[sean92008]

Mmyeah    inspired partly by you and your neighbor reports.

...and what about your neighbor with the chicken wire contraption in his yard???

[KSM]

...and what about your neighbor with the chicken wire contraption in his yard???

...I'll answer that in the appropriate thread. Fuckin' stubborn guy you are, man.

[sean92008]

I got a friendly business email from someone whose signature line includes "(Pronouns: she/her/hers)"

My reply included "Pronouns: dude/guy/hey"

I wonder how that will be perceived now that I've sent it.

🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Camazotz Automat]

I got a friendly business email from someone whose signature line includes "(Pronouns: she/her/hers)"

My reply included "Pronouns: dude/guy/hey"

I wonder how that will be perceived now that I've sent it.

Finally!

Cousin Itt is on the cusp of becoming a breakthrough mascot of the  main steam.
 
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[ItsOver]

Finally!

Cousin Itt is on the cusp of becoming a breakthrough mascot of the  main steam.
 
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Ha!  Herman approves, even though he’s from an alternate entertainment format from ago.  He ain’t no hater!

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[Camazotz Automat]

Ha!  Herman approves, even though he’s from an alternate entertainment format from ago.  He ain’t no hater!

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Speaking of Herman and his family...

eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.

How about me?  I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.

While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.

If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.

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[ItsOver]

Speaking of Herman and his family...

eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.

How about me?  I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.

While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.

If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.

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Heh, heh... yes, indeed, “Lily” was quite the hottie in her prime.  For me, I’m fighting off Paladin for a young Marilyn.

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In their prime, they wouldn’t be caught “dead” in a place like EllGab.

[sean92008]

Speaking of Herman and his family...

eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.

How about me?  I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.

While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.

If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.

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Was there such a thing as female ejaculation back in those days?

Just asking...

[GravitySucks]

If @KSM played baseball

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2021/07/savannah-bananas-baseball-player-introduced-himself-video-bill-leroy