Random, stupid things on your mind

[sean92008]

Monthly cost for middle class guy for sex $3,000 a month.

Additional food, car, insurance, clothing, utilities, girl on the side to relax the guy from the stress the wife causes...

😁😁😁

[KSM]

Monthly cost for middle class guy for sex $3,000 a month.

Additional food, car, insurance, clothing, utilities, girl on the side to relax the guy from the stress the wife causes...

😁😁😁

Oh,        my goodness.

[sean92008]

Talk about weird coincidences...

I was given the telephone number of a supposedly 22-year-old person.

As I do with anybody that I am going to be dealing with or giving my home address to, I Google the phone number in various formats (dashes, parentheses, no spaces at all...)

That phone number and this person's first name brought up and Arabic Twitter page of an American band from 12 years ago. So the phone number was the URL for the status and the band had somebody by this same name in it.  Too fucking weird.

No coincidences though. She might be a vampire or some undead entity. Highlander!

[PB]

Talk about weird coincidences...

I was given the telephone number of a supposedly 22-year-old person.

As I do with anybody that I am going to be dealing with or giving my home address to, I Google the phone number in various formats (dashes, parentheses, no spaces at all...)

That phone number and this person's first name brought up and Arabic Twitter page of an American band from 12 years ago. So the phone number was the URL for the status and the band had somebody by this same name in it.  Too fucking weird.

No coincidences though. She might be a vampire or some undead entity. Highlander!

Or their offspring

[sean92008]

Or their offspring

Not too many women have "Juniors" - although a stage name homage to a dead mother might be involved...

[PB]

Not too many women have "Juniors" - although a stage name homage to a dead mother might be involved...

Typically, but I've run into several lately.

[ShayP]

I suck at wrapping gifts? 

[Walks_At_Night]

I suck at wrapping gifts? 

Order a Jennifer Fisher. Probably no need to wrap, right @PolkaDot?

[ItsOver]

Ooh!  I’ve been invited to Betty White’s birthday party... kind of.

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 Join the party of the century on January 17th, as Betty White turns 100-years-old! To mark the momentous milestone, Betty is inviting her fans to celebrate with her at this one-time-only exclusive event.
 
Connect with fans across the country, as Betty celebrates along with a star-studded cast of friends who love her, including: Ryan Reynolds, Tina Fey, Robert Redford, Lin Manuel- Miranda, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Jay Leno, Carol Burnett, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel, Valerie Bertinelli, James Corden, Wendie Malick, and Jennifer Love Hewitt among many others. Plus, you’ll experience Betty's funniest moments on The Golden Girls, hosting SNL, Hot in Cleveland, The Proposal, The Mary Tyler Moore Show—and a lost episode from Betty’s early sitcom. And there’s plenty of revealing insider stories of Betty's amazing life and career.

[whoozit]

Ooh!  I’ve been invited to Betty White’s birthday party... kind of.

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 Join the party of the century on January 17th, as Betty White turns 100-years-old! To mark the momentous milestone, Betty is inviting her fans to celebrate with her at this one-time-only exclusive event.
 
Connect with fans across the country, as Betty celebrates along with a star-studded cast of friends who love her, including: Ryan Reynolds, Tina Fey, Robert Redford, Lin Manuel- Miranda, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Jay Leno, Carol Burnett, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel, Valerie Bertinelli, James Corden, Wendie Malick, and Jennifer Love Hewitt among many others. Plus, you’ll experience Betty's funniest moments on The Golden Girls, hosting SNL, Hot in Cleveland, The Proposal, The Mary Tyler Moore Show—and a lost episode from Betty’s early sitcom. And there’s plenty of revealing insider stories of Betty's amazing life and career.

Isn’t that tempting fate?  January 17th is a long way away for a 99 year old.

[ItsOver]

Isn’t that tempting fate?  January 17th is a long way away for a 99 year old.

Interesting point.  But, if you believe “time passes faster as you age,” 1/17 will seem like tomorrow to Betty, which might possibly mean she could pass around midnight, on Betty White Time (BWT). 

Right, Jorch?

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[ShayP]

Order a Jennifer Fisher. Probably no need to wrap, right @PolkaDot?

What's a Jennifer Fisher?  No, I'm not Googling it. 

[Walks_At_Night]

What's a Jennifer Fisher?  No, I'm not Googling it. 

Dot isn't sure and niether am I but looks like an interesting gift.

@ShayP

[ShayP]

Dot isn't sure and niether am I but looks like an interesting gift.

@ShayP

Checked that link, and now I need a Jennifer Fisher.

[ItsOver]

Checked that link, and now I need a Jennifer Fisher.

I guess she’s shipped laying on her side to make for easy packaging.  Go gentle on her, UPS.

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