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sean92008

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5985 on: December 21, 2021, 06:27:32 PM »
On the east coast it is 21 minutes past the 21st hour of the 21st day of December in the 21st year of the 21st century.

Quick! Somebody get to a casino and play 21!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5986 on: December 22, 2021, 12:46:08 AM »


                       real hot black chick and her mom bought th house 2-down across the street

they danced on their front step yesterday and there was no music to be heard

                                                                                                            We're going to like them








             Can't walk Vera on this street coz she's getting old and will all the sudden stop and piss on any surface





































these pretzels are making me thirsty

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5987 on: December 22, 2021, 09:45:40 AM »
Taking the plunge today, going to cut fringe. Spousal Unit thinks it's a mistake but what does he know? Well, we're about to find out.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Fucking Ridiculous
« Reply #5988 on: December 22, 2021, 08:45:56 PM »
As previously posted, I lost my phone.

Turns out that I can buy a phone but I can not activate it with any carrier until I have a "social" security number.  BUT I CAN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE! Seems so Canadian being that it is so fucking ridiculous.  Perhaps if I was a drug dealer or something like that. They don't seem to have any problems.

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Re: Fucking Ridiculous
« Reply #5989 on: December 22, 2021, 08:53:01 PM »
As previously posted, I lost my phone.

Turns out that I can buy a phone but I can not activate it with any carrier until I have a "social" security number.  BUT I CAN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE! Seems so Canadian being that it is so fucking ridiculous.  Perhaps if I was a drug dealer or something like that. They don't seem to have any problems.

@KSM

Try Ting.com, they are fellow Canadians for the most part. You're all conspiring against us anyway, they'll probably give you two accounts!

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Re: Fucking Ridiculous
« Reply #5990 on: December 22, 2021, 09:11:49 PM »
@KSM

Try Ting.com, they are fellow Canadians for the most part. You're all conspiring against us anyway, they'll probably give you two accounts!

Thanks..  I'll look into it.

Conspiring against you?  We, I, could not do 1 percent of the job you do on yourselves.

Again. Thanks for the tip.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5991 on: December 22, 2021, 10:55:50 PM »
Taking the plunge today, going to cut fringe. Spousal Unit thinks it's a mistake but what does he know? Well, we're about to find out.

No haircut is a disaster (I've told myself many times). It will always grow back. And I was looking at some very cute Panamas and Fedoras and Trilbys
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Re: Fucking Ridiculous
« Reply #5992 on: December 23, 2021, 11:33:33 AM »
As previously posted, I lost my phone.

Turns out that I can buy a phone but I can not activate it with any carrier until I have a "social" security number.  BUT I CAN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE! Seems so Canadian being that it is so fucking ridiculous.  Perhaps if I was a drug dealer or something like that. They don't seem to have any problems.
Well ya, we still want your taxes. And your Canadian money in our banking system. But we don't want you communicating with your Canadian overlords.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5995 on: December 24, 2021, 09:24:21 AM »
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• My stock has shrunk since the new administration, my dividends this quarter suck

• Curse fungus gnats!

• Curse fungus gnat mating season

• Curse yellow sticky things that are supposed to attract fungus gnats

• I am actually considering a foam/gel mattress

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5997 on: December 24, 2021, 03:42:27 PM »
That's cute, @bateman 🤣

@KSM, explain this electrical oddity:
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So, is a Fender Twin something like 40 watts in Canada or something?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5998 on: December 24, 2021, 03:46:25 PM »
Time to watch The Hogfather.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5999 on: December 24, 2021, 04:32:22 PM »