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sean92008

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6390 on: May 05, 2022, 08:24:28 PM »
Just got back from Los Angeles...

I bet borderline prejudiced people get more prejudiced when they see the numerous scenarios I saw today.

Tons of Corvettes, Porsches, Teslas, not a lot of brains.

I even saw a Tesla at a Costco gas station... Pulled in, lady got out, lady took a few steps, turned around and got back in the car... Buhbye.

Gas $4.99 in LA, $5.49 in the San Diego area.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6391 on: May 06, 2022, 04:37:50 AM »
According to the commercial for San Diego running on tv here, you folks still only drive old VW bugs, transporters, and 1950s Porsches.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6392 on: May 06, 2022, 07:42:37 AM »
According to the commercial for San Diego running on tv here, you folks still only drive old VW bugs, transporters, and 1950s Porsches.

Nothing says "clean air" like an old Volkswagen...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6393 on: May 06, 2022, 09:28:33 AM »
Nothing says "clean air" like an old Volkswagen...

I saw one of the old VW Bugs from the 1960s yesterday, light blue paint in an advanced state of oxidation.  Even the cool old-style black and yellow license plate was all bent up and oxidized.  Old geezer with long white beard driving...  Probably not in any commercials.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6394 on: May 06, 2022, 09:38:33 AM »
I saw one of the old VW Bugs from the 1960s yesterday, light blue paint in an advanced state of oxidation.  Even the cool old-style black and yellow license plate was all bent up and oxidized.  Old geezer with long white beard driving...  Probably not in any commercials.
Back in the late 1980s, I had quite a few friends and acquaintances who were militant ecological people. A great deal of them drove various models of old Volkswagens.

One particular day, a fire hydrant-shaped dyke named Tina took a styrofoam cup that I was using for numerous cups of coffee for the entire day and threw it away. I explained to her that I was just going to grab another cup and create more trash. She got incensed. With her response, I added on "how many miles per gallon does your VW get?" (At the time, I was driving a Toyota Camry station wagon that got 30 MPG over an entire tankful.)

Later in the day I was called in to the regional manager's office. Ultimately, the boss learned that she was harassing me over the coffee cups and all was good between the boss and me.

Today, I bet that Tina is either 400 lb or is dead. Her religion was hate of men and is the type that would believe that Hunter Biden's laptop is complete Russian disinformation.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6395 on: May 06, 2022, 09:51:09 AM »
... Later in the day I was called in to the regional manager's office...

She ''reported'' you?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6396 on: May 06, 2022, 09:57:15 AM »
She ''reported'' you?
Oh yeah.

I was harassing her... A tall white guy that had dated a few different girls in the office, always had somebody to eat lunch with and regulators would always interview to see if techniques could be improved upon was harassing the short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.

Yep.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6397 on: May 06, 2022, 10:20:01 AM »
Back in the late 1980s, I had quite a few friends and acquaintances who were militant ecological people. A great deal of them drove various models of old Volkswagens.

One particular day, a fire hydrant-shaped dyke named Tina took a styrofoam cup that I was using for numerous cups of coffee for the entire day and threw it away. I explained to her that I was just going to grab another cup and create more trash. She got incensed. With her response, I added on "how many miles per gallon does your VW get?" (At the time, I was driving a Toyota Camry station wagon that got 30 MPG over an entire tankful.)

Later in the day I was called in to the regional manager's office. Ultimately, the boss learned that she was harassing me over the coffee cups and all was good between the boss and me.

Today, I bet that Tina is either 400 lb or is dead. Her religion was hate of men and is the type that would believe that Hunter Biden's laptop is complete Russian disinformation.
I like that story. It is very fun to think about those in the past who you knew in some working or otherwise capacity.

In 91 I had a female roommate (Donna) :-* She looked exactly like Marriah Carrey when she was hot. Donna was white - white hot! Tall too and I like that.  Donna was a wiccan. A well paid escort as well. Donna also had an albino ferret named Spooky. Spooky was not unscented so he stunk to the worst degree of feral musk. Yuck.   She kept the large rodent  chained to a base kitchen cabinet that was also his home.  he was always trying to break off of his 3' chain and would take runs at it. He wanted off!
I slept on the floor in the living room that was just off the open kitchen about 8' from the rodent and Donna had the single bedroom.  One night Donna had one of her witch friends over and they drank wine while talking for hours. I won't go into it but her friend was always trying to.. 'capture me' she wanted a baby. Specifically a baby boy that she could raise on her own as a wizard!  ??? ::)
This particular night I eventually went to sleep only to wake hours later to utter chaos. She was on top of me, riding me like a dime-store cowgirl. Screaming and moaning. I guess she manipulated me (it) into cooperating with her desires. As I woke I realized that I too was moving as if I was actually into this, which I was not!
Just then; the rodent broke from the chain and rushed/ attacked us with a feverish revenge. It was pitch black and being a basement suite there was no moonlight shining through the narrow windows. Spooky was relentless as she lifted herself off of me and ran around in the dark screaming.  After awhile Donna woke and came out of the bedroom turning the lights on and thus defusing the situation.  Men can be raped! I was tested many times over the next month for any deleterious effects off the unfortunate hook-up.  Yuck.

Was a freaky scene, man. Wark St, just off of Bay St, Victoria BC.

EDIT: I have spared the group the detail on what she was screaming while aboard me.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6398 on: May 06, 2022, 10:39:40 AM »
Oh yeah.

I was harassing her... A tall white guy that had dated a few different girls in the office, always had somebody to eat lunch with and regulators would always interview to see if techniques could be improved upon was harassing the short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.

Yep.

I got ''reported'' once.  Pregnant lady in the office, someone I'd been on fairly friendly terms with up until then - she said I ''mooed'' at her as she was walking by my office.  Apparently before I came in the next day after the alleged mooing, her husband came in and made all sorts of threats, she was crying... 

Um, I don't know what the fuck you think you heard, but it wasn't me.  Have a pickle or something.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6399 on: May 06, 2022, 10:40:23 AM »
Oh yeah.

I was harassing her... A tall white guy that had dated a few different girls in the office, always had somebody to eat lunch with and regulators would always interview to see if techniques could be improved upon was harassing the short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.

Yep.

Have you ever been reported for just being there?  I have.  As well as a coworker.  All we were doing was working at our respective stations in the kitchen.  It was close quarters and we were on opposite sides, sort of back to back.  There was one girl who would walk through and we would "suck it in" to give her room.  Basically tucking ourselves close to the tables.  We couldn't help how the work area was laid out and where we were told to work.

Anyway, my coworker and I both worked the same shift.  One morning we arrive to work and HR summoned us to the office.  We were told the girl that I mentioned felt threatened when she walked between us.  Keep in my mind, our backs were to her.  She didn't feel comfortable squeezing between two large men.  I'm not kidding.  She said she felt nervous.  What's more absurd is the HR person asked if there was a way we could rearrange the kitchen.  I couldn't believe it.  I just gave her a stern 'No' and said maybe the focus should be on things that matter like hygiene and food safety.

The food service industry is full of wackos.  More so over the last 20 years.


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6400 on: May 06, 2022, 10:44:07 AM »
Have you ever been reported for just being there?...

I was at a concert once, a small place called Slim's in SF.  A friend was standing next to me, his arms folded across his chest.

Suddenly this wacko in front of us whirled around all pissed off, and told him to keep his hands off her.  I know for a fact that no one was touching her.  Don't taze me, bro.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6401 on: May 06, 2022, 10:55:56 AM »
short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.


Those ones can rebuild a fucking carburetor and install a sink at the same time!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6402 on: May 06, 2022, 11:10:05 AM »
I was at a concert once, a small place called Slim's in SF.  A friend was standing next to me, his arms folded across his chest.

Suddenly this wacko in front of us whirled around all pissed off, and told him to keep his hands off her.  I know for a fact that no one was touching her.  Don't taze me, bro.

It seems like the insanity has been festering exponentially as time goes by.  I'm waiting for the day when you smile and say hello to a stranger and it's somehow a crime.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6403 on: May 06, 2022, 11:13:11 AM »
his arms folded across his chest.

Exactly how I imagine you "enjoying" a concert.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6404 on: May 06, 2022, 11:53:28 AM »
Those ones can rebuild a fucking carburetor and install a sink at the same time!

I wish she were so talented. I think she was in accounting. Lesbian accountants are boring.