Random, stupid things on your mind

[ItsOver]

When Levi's and Nike are replaced by...
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The Church of Costco wants your mind, body and soul.

They’re not getting my hair.

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[PB]

This story is becoming quite the spicy meatball!
What started out as a quick, easy joke has exposed many layers!
First we have the lie - some sort of false article... I am sure someone will come up with a better name for it.
Then we have the fact you were checking out a male stranger... I am fine with that, love who you love, I don't judge.
And to top it off an international angle was added.
Bravo!

I knew you'd like it!

About chatting up strangers - if it's GA with an open dance floor, I like to go early and get up pretty close to the stage.  Not in the very front, but maybe a couple rows back - so as to not be part of the show.  Pass around a doob, have a beer, maybe swap a few concert stories (that time I was bitten is always a crowd pleaser) - that way when the inevitable frat boy ass-wipe types show up later and try to elbow their way into our space - we're all friends and protect our spaces together.  That BS is not happening.

By the way, can you guys tape a few set lists to the stage floor a little closer to the front - sometimes they're all out of reach.

[ItsOver]

Holy heck. 

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/incredible-story-passenger-lands-cessna-after-pilot-falls-unconscious/

[KSM]

Holy heck. 

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/incredible-story-passenger-lands-cessna-after-pilot-falls-unconscious/

That IS "holy heck" worthy! 

In the meantime, I made pancakes this morning. They were perfectly round and perfectly gold just like a TV commercial. The SECRET is a dry non-stick pan. No oil, no butter, just dry and medium hot. This allows for a full contact light sear all over the pancake leaving it as described. Join me.  Make some fucking pancakes.

@ShayP may take issue with my method but my pictures don't lie (no pictures included as this is an afterthought) but I could supply pics next time.  Shay would line the pan with mustard or some shit.

[sean92008]

That IS "holy heck" worthy! 

In the meantime, I made pancakes this morning. They were perfectly round and perfectly gold just like a TV commercial. The SECRET is a dry non-stick pan. No oil, no butter, just dry and medium hot. This allows for a full contact light sear all over the pancake leaving it as described. Join me.  Make some fucking pancakes.

@ShayP may take issue with my method but my pictures don't lie (no pictures included as this is an afterthought) but I could supply pics next time.  Shay would line the pan with mustard or some shit.

Damn Canadian...

Pictures anywhere?

I'll explain further if you have any.

[ShayP]

In the meantime, I made pancakes this morning. They were perfectly round and perfectly gold just like a TV commercial. The SECRET is a dry non-stick pan. No oil, no butter, just dry and medium hot. This allows for a full contact light sear all over the pancake leaving it as described. Join me.  Make some fucking pancakes.

@ShayP may take issue with my method but my pictures don't lie (no pictures included as this is an afterthought) but I could supply pics next time.  Shay would line the pan with mustard or some shit.

*sigh* @KSM
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No issue my man.  You have skills.  If it's a high quality non-stick pan, yes.  I suspect it is because you are all about quality.  I've seen your work!  I almost explode when I see your flooring and the fine trimmed lawn.

You probably have an All-Clad.  Great pan.  Seriously.

Me, line the pan with mustard?    Nah. Mayonnaise. Anyway...

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[KSM]

Damn Canadian...

Pictures anywhere?

I'll explain further if you have any.

MY WORDS SHOULD BE ENOUGH! MY FLAPJACKS ARE THE REAL DEAL YOU DAMN 'MERICAN!

[sean92008]

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MY WORDS SHOULD BE ENOUGH! MY FLAPJACKS ARE THE REAL DEAL YOU DAMN 'MERICAN!

The Spirit of Missouri...  Show me!

[PolkaDot]

No doubt you're correct about that. Rodent birth control..  guess I owe that long dead little fuck an apology for all the, shunning.

She was screaming out extremely complimentary things about my equipment Cookie Jarvis. Which is why I let her continue, and I also wanted Donna to know what she had access to.  There. Happy? 

@sean92008


@Bart Ell  You're the first board starter in history to troll his own members.    I may have to start a Bart Free Thread.   
I had a box of those last Second Christmas.  @PolkaDot also bought a box for her husband.

Wow....I will have to go back through this thread....or not....
Anyway, I was thinking when I starting reading this post: What is this crazy bastard @KSM involving me in now, this can't be good. Then I got to the chocolate. *whew* I feel like I dodged a crazy bastard bullet there.

I did get those for the Spousal Unit a couple of Christmases ago for his stocking. He seemed to like them, I thought they were disgusting and would prefer an actual Guinness or piece of quality chocolate any day. I'm glad @sean92008 enjoyed his. I would have happily sent an arsenic laced box to him if I'd known.

[PolkaDot]

I like that story. It is very fun to think about those in the past who you knew in some working or otherwise capacity.

In 91 I had a female roommate (Donna) She looked exactly like Marriah Carrey when she was hot. Donna was white - white hot! Tall too and I like that.  Donna was a wiccan. A well paid escort as well. Donna also had an albino ferret named Spooky. Spooky was not unscented so he stunk to the worst degree of feral musk. Yuck.   She kept the large rodent  chained to a base kitchen cabinet that was also his home.  he was always trying to break off of his 3' chain and would take runs at it. He wanted off!
I slept on the floor in the living room that was just off the open kitchen about 8' from the rodent and Donna had the single bedroom.  One night Donna had one of her witch friends over and they drank wine while talking for hours. I won't go into it but her friend was always trying to.. 'capture me' she wanted a baby. Specifically a baby boy that she could raise on her own as a wizard! 
This particular night I eventually went to sleep only to wake hours later to utter chaos. She was on top of me, riding me like a dime-store cowgirl. Screaming and moaning. I guess she manipulated me (it) into cooperating with her desires. As I woke I realized that I too was moving as if I was actually into this, which I was not!
Just then; the rodent broke from the chain and rushed/ attacked us with a feverish revenge. It was pitch black and being a basement suite there was no moonlight shining through the narrow windows. Spooky was relentless as she lifted herself off of me and ran around in the dark screaming.  After awhile Donna woke and came out of the bedroom turning the lights on and thus defusing the situation.  Men can be raped! I was tested many times over the next month for any deleterious effects off the unfortunate hook-up.  Yuck.

Was a freaky scene, man. Wark St, just off of Bay St, Victoria BC.

EDIT: I have spared the group the detail on what she was screaming while aboard me.

Let me get this straight....White HOT Donna was a tall, caucasian version of an attractive Mariah Carrey AND she was a well paid escort living in a 1 bedroom basement apartment with a @KSM  sleeping on her living room floor and a stinky rodent in the kitchen? 

I feel like you need to develop a screenplay.

[PB]

Let me get this straight....White HOT Donna was a tall, caucasian version of an attractive Mariah Carrey AND she was a well paid escort living in a 1 bedroom basement apartment with a @KSM  sleeping on her living room floor and a stinky rodent in the kitchen?  ...

No, of course not.  Ferrets aren't rodents

[PolkaDot]

No, of course not.  Ferrets aren't rodents

I'm glad you were able to suss that out @PB . I actually like rodents, ferrets on the other hand...

I had a roommate once who thought it would be a great idea to buy a ferret. Downside was I hade a bunny. Bunny's name was Ginger. Ginger kicked the shit out of my roommates ferret. It was actually kind of awesome and startling to see. That roommate and I had a terrible falling out soon after that.

[KSM]

Let me get this straight....White HOT Donna was a tall, caucasian version of an attractive Mariah Carrey AND she was a well paid escort living in a 1 bedroom basement apartment with a @KSM  sleeping on her living room floor and a stinky rodent in the kitchen? 

I feel like you need to develop a screenplay.

Screenplay? Be a great short for a film festival for sure.  Yeah, Donna made and saved a-lot of money. Frugal Donna. Not to mention that her lady boss who owned the agency took her cut off the top. Going to that apartment where all the "girls" hung out during the day was like visiting Disneyland for penises. They had every race and color with every shade of hair and all heights available. However, they all smoked and that was the turn-off. I'll bet they look like catchers mitts now.

[ItsOver]

...However, they all smoked and that was the turn-off. I'll bet they look like catchers mitts now.

A safe bet.

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[KSM]

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"Hey sailor, want some o' this?"