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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6630 on: July 21, 2022, 04:57:51 PM »
Still, her woman hole doesn't contain e-coli... Or does it?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6631 on: July 21, 2022, 06:23:37 PM »
Better get the monkeypox vaccine to be safe!

Humm... This is the second monkey-blamed illness to hit the gay community in 40 years... Humm. Maybe they should call it "buttfuckpox." Monkeypox is both racist and speciesist.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6632 on: July 22, 2022, 10:09:49 AM »
Suffered an unsettling nunchuck injury last night. Took out my left patella in a nasty way. Real-life oucher!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6633 on: July 22, 2022, 01:19:09 PM »
Suffered an unsettling nunchuck injury last night. Took out my left patella in a nasty way. Real-life oucher!

Tell the wife to verbally abuse you next time...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6634 on: July 22, 2022, 01:20:06 PM »
Tell the wife to verbally abuse you next time...

LOL!  ;D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6635 on: July 22, 2022, 01:59:47 PM »
LOL!  ;D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6636 on: July 22, 2022, 03:31:24 PM »
KSM stands for Kinky Sado-Masochism, you know...

Secretly, KSM wants to play Jagstangs with Telecaster neck pickups in BOTH positions and use a Roland Cube amplifier!
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« Reply #6637 on: July 22, 2022, 05:43:38 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6638 on: July 28, 2022, 04:18:57 PM »
Worse would be a Jay Turser amp...
WTF is a Jay Turser amp? @sean92008

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6639 on: July 28, 2022, 04:22:45 PM »
About two months ago I was going to seriously considering buying a house in small-town Texas. I had no idea about the property taxes down there. What the fuck is up with that @GravitySucks ?

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« Reply #6640 on: July 28, 2022, 05:19:43 PM »
About two months ago I was going to seriously considering buying a house in small-town Texas. I had no idea about the property taxes down there. What the fuck is up with that @GravitySucks ?

The three main sources of revenue for states are sales tax, property tax, and income tax.  Most states have some combination of all three, and have higher or lower rates on some.  In places like California, all three are sky high.

Texas has no state income tax, and sales tax is 6 something percent (maybe more if cities and counties tack on a little), so that leaves property taxes. 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6641 on: July 28, 2022, 05:52:34 PM »
WTF is a Jay Turser amp? @sean92008

Thought you'd never ask...

Chinese-made amp -shaped objects.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6642 on: July 28, 2022, 05:58:25 PM »
About two months ago I was going to seriously considering buying a house in small-town Texas. I had no idea about the property taxes down there. What the fuck is up with that @GravitySucks ?

That’s how the state, county, city and school districts get revenue. We don’t have a state income tax.

There are exemptions. A homestead exemption on your primary residence reduces your appraised value. Some rates freeze when you reach a certain age. I used to know the particulars but I’m exempt from property taxes on my residence because I’m a disabled veteran so I am not up to date on the various rules.

Property taxes are deductible on your federal income tax up to a certain limit. I think it’s $10k.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6643 on: July 28, 2022, 06:06:44 PM »
I have really shied off of Texas with all the crap going on down there, it seems like they've finally tipped over to California status. The shootings in Uvalde and at DFW show that there's no fear of concealed carry.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6644 on: July 28, 2022, 06:19:21 PM »
I have really shied off of Texas with all the crap going on down there, it seems like they've finally tipped over to California status. The shootings in Uvalde and at DFW show that there's no fear of concealed carry.

Idiots aren’t stupid enough to not know where the gun free zones are.
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