Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

Vera's daddy. Biggest dog I have ever seen or had the pleasure of meeting in person. Finnegan is the shit! 225 LBs of gentle muscle-beast-fella. When he saunters your way it's a rather startling sensation.

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[ItsOver]

In further news, what does the Queen of the lizard family have everyday with her tea?

https://apnews.com/article/queen-elizabeth-ii-scotland-53b4a73353cb033647d3e365743af304

[KSM]

Why am I getting this in my ads?

[sean92008]

Why am I getting this in my ads?

Gay porn search cookies.

[KSM]

Gay porn search cookies.

Yuck. Good Lord no.  I looked for bike shorts without padding, so that's most likely the cookie you refer to.

[sean92008]

Yuck. Good Lord no.  I looked for bike shorts without padding, so that's most likely the cookie you refer to.

Yes, that's gay porn.

[KSM]

Yes, that's gay porn.

Dude, there is so much padding in all the areas down there in bike shorts that it feels like you've shit yourself. Also, it bunches up between your legs and is just ridiculous.

[whoozit]

Dude, there is so much padding in all the areas down there in bike shorts that it feels like you've shit yourself. Also, it bunches up between your legs and is just ridiculous.

You have the wrong size then.

[HamsterMuscle]

Why am I getting this in my ads?

Too much beating off to this:

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They should have sent you ads for Kleenex and hand lotion.

[KSM]

Too much beating off to this:

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They should have sent you ads for Kleenex and hand lotion.

YUCK!

THAT'S YOUR APARTMENT!

[ShayP]

Gay porn search cookies.

I second this.   

[ShayP]

Yuck. Good Lord no.  I looked for bike shorts without padding, so that's most likely the cookie you refer to.

Nah. Gay porn.  Accidents happen man.  The unexpected.  Back in the late 80's I was watching one on VHS with a chick and a dude, then another dude came into the picture and well...you know.  Poof!  The woman was gone.  Just the guys.  Couldn't eject the tape fast enough.  (that is not innuendo either)

Can't wait until Bart sees you were shopping for bike shorts. 

[KSM]

All you fucking idiots taking your lame-ass predictable shots at me.  At least get good at it. You assholes contribute nothing while I do all the lifting. Keep on being boring lifeless dullards.  Seriously, I could prewrite what you guys say and sit back to watch it unfold almost verbatim.

Can't wait until Bart sees you were shopping for bike shorts. 

Either can Bart.

[ShayP]

All you fucking idiots taking your lame-ass predictable shots at me.  At least get good at it. You assholes contribute nothing while I do all the lifting. Keep on being boring lifeless dullards.  Seriously, I could prewrite what you guys say and sit back to watch it unfold almost verbatim.

I see the ill-fitting bike shorts made you grumpy. 

[Rikki Gins]

I recently bought a bag of C & H Sugar.  I mix it with water for my hummingbirds.  I was buying a premade solution but the birds didn't seem to like it, so I now mix my own.  Anyway, as I was putting the bag away, I was humming that familiar C & H commercial, the one showing sugar cane fields and dancing hula girls.  "C & H... the pure cane sugar from Hawaii, Hoooee!"  But wait, I didn't see any mention of Hawaii on the front label, so I looked on the back.  A product of Florida.