Random, stupid things on your mind

[sean92008]

Wow... Maybe that's why they dropped that bad campaign. It's kind of like how Geico dropped there "no middle man" campaign because they had tons of middlemen.

[KSM]

I see the ill-fitting bike shorts made you grumpy. 

Nope. Quite content actually.

[PB]

I recently bought a bag of C & H Sugar.  I mix it with water for my hummingbirds.  I was buying a premade solution but the birds didn't seem to like it, so I now mix my own.  Anyway, as I was putting the bag away, I was humming that familiar C & H commercial, the one showing sugar cane fields and dancing hula girls.  "C & H... the pure cane sugar from Hawaii, Hoooee!"  But wait, I didn't see any mention of Hawaii on the front label, so I looked on the back.  A product of Florida.

No need - the H was for Hawaii.  California and Hawaii.

When they changed the source to Florida they were going to rebrand as F Sugar, but that didn't make it past marketing.

[PB]

PS there was also a U & I Sugar, for Utah and Idaho.

[HamsterMuscle]

Dude, there is so much padding in all the areas down there in bike shorts that it feels like you've shit yourself. Also, it bunches up between your legs and is just ridiculous.

[Rikki Gins]

No need - the H was for Hawaii.  California and Hawaii.

When they changed the source to Florida they were going to rebrand as F Sugar, but that didn't make it past marketing.

Interesting.  I read that C&H Sugar is sold on the west coast, and Domino Sugar on the east.  Imported sugar for processing appears to come from places like Vietnam, Brazil and Australia.

[HamsterMuscle]

All you fucking idiots taking your lame-ass predictable shots at me.  At least get good at it. You assholes contribute nothing while I do all the lifting. Keep on being boring lifeless dullards.  Seriously, I could prewrite what you guys say and sit back to watch it unfold almost verbatim.

I, for one, never tire of hearing how smarter you are than all of us; how much more clever and quick-witted you are than us (both of these by personal testimonial rather than anything observed in support), how attractive you are to women; how your junk is admirablely large, and the like.

You're kind of like Falkie, but with more narcissism and less celebrity contacts.

[ShayP]

Why is Billy Squier in my head?  As soon as I woke up from a peaceful slumber, at the very moment my eyes opened, 'My Kinda Lover' was playing in my head.  Still is.  Two hours now and I feel like I'm going crazy.

[Bart Ell]

I see the ill-fitting bike shorts made you grumpy. 

His bell got stuck today and he had to ride around without being able to ring his bike bell.
Imagine his horror!
He has bike shorts bunching up in his asshole, a bell that does not ring and he forgot his water bottle at home.

[Bart Ell]

Why is Billy Squier in my head?  As soon as I woke up from a peaceful slumber, at the very moment my eyes opened, 'My Kinda Lover' was playing in my head.  Still is.  Two hours now and I feel like I'm going crazy.

Cher's son will get rid of that.
One listen to this stupid song and it takes hold.
Goodbye Billy!

[ShayP]

His bell got stuck today and he had to ride around without being able to ring his bike bell.
Imagine his horror!
He has bike shorts bunching up in his asshole, a bell that does not ring and he forgot his water bottle at home.

LOL!  Poor guy.  I wonder if it's a creepy bell like this one.

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[ShayP]

Cher's son will get rid of that.
One listen to this stupid song and it takes hold.
Goodbye Billy!

Billy is gone now.  Did I hear "Revenge of the Hittites" in the lyrics? And was that dude playing a Nintendo Wii guitar?  Ugh.  That was awful.  But thanks @Bart Ell.  You've helped me get rid of Billy and all it cost was the regret of watching and listening to that.  A hot cup of coffee and a few Boz Skaggs songs and I should be ready for the day.

[whoozit]

I never believed in hate crimes until now.

[ShayP]

I never believed in hate crimes until now.

LOL!!!!!

[KSM]

His bell got stuck today and he had to ride around without being able to ring his bike bell.
Imagine his horror!
He has bike shorts bunching up in his asshole, a bell that does not ring and he forgot his water bottle at home.

BAAARTY, COME OUT AND PLAaaaYYY
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