Random, stupid things on your mind

[sean92008]

This is the random page, so here's something random...

This is right up @KSM 's alley.

Guy just plopped down a couple million for home neighboring my property.

Agreement with the previous owner was that his landscaper would keep the crap from growing onto my property. In exchange for that, he could manage the plants as he wished, let them climb up the walls and fences, etc.

New owner comes in doesn't want to do anything, even claimed that some of the stuff wasn't coming from his property. So I retorted that and I guess I can get the Roundup out then and deal with it. Then he starts popping off about I would have to be buying replacement plants for him. Trap! So those are his plants... Humm.

I guess some people don't get it, I'm giving them a chance to maintain their plants in a way that they appreciate. If I do it I'm just going to clear cut. Mid span, cut! It's not only ugly but it can even slow down its growth.

Oh well... I haven't bothered to tell him about the annual beehive or rat's nests. I guess I'll let it be a surprise.

[HamsterMuscle]

This is the random page, so here's something random...

This is right up @KSM 's alley.

Guy just plopped down a couple million for home neighboring my property.

Agreement with the previous owner was that his landscaper would keep the crap from growing onto my property. In exchange for that, he could manage the plants as he wished, let them climb up the walls and fences, etc.

New owner comes in doesn't want to do anything, even claimed that some of the stuff wasn't coming from his property. So I retorted that and I guess I can get the Roundup out then and deal with it. Then he starts popping off about I would have to be buying replacement plants for him. Trap! So those are his plants... Humm.

I guess some people don't get it, I'm giving them a chance to maintain their plants in a way that they appreciate. If I do it I'm just going to clear cut. Mid span, cut! It's not only ugly but it can even slow down its growth.

Oh well... I haven't bothered to tell him about the annual beehive or rat's nests. I guess I'll let it be a surprise.

Why do really old people hate everybody?

[KSM]

This is the random page, so here's something random...

This is right up @KSM 's alley.

Guy just plopped down a couple million for home neighboring my property.

Agreement with the previous owner was that his landscaper would keep the crap from growing onto my property. In exchange for that, he could manage the plants as he wished, let them climb up the walls and fences, etc.

New owner comes in doesn't want to do anything, even claimed that some of the stuff wasn't coming from his property. So I retorted that and I guess I can get the Roundup out then and deal with it. Then he starts popping off about I would have to be buying replacement plants for him. Trap! So those are his plants... Humm.

I guess some people don't get it, I'm giving them a chance to maintain their plants in a way that they appreciate. If I do it I'm just going to clear cut. Mid span, cut! It's not only ugly but it can even slow down its growth.

Oh well... I haven't bothered to tell him about the annual beehive or rat's nests. I guess I'll let it be a surprise.

Yeah that boils my Irish blood just reading it. In town my neighbors were nice to me but some of my neighbors had neighbors that would try to pull the same shit. They'd get shut down pretty fast.  At our main place most of the houses were between 80 to 120 ft. My 2.3 acres were completely fenced in.

Huh.  I would have guessed that you enjoy the taste of nuts.

And again. Demonstrating how you are hands down the most boring and PREDICTABLE poster of any GAB board ever! You gotta turn that SUCK KNOB all the way off son! Ugh, you're so damn lame. Back to ignore for you.

Good Lord 

[HamsterMuscle]

Uh-oh, things were going ok for a while, but Dumpster's meds seem to be wearing off.

My five-year-old niece watches me post on Ellgab, because she likes the cartoons.  She even knows the names of some of the posters.  Yesterday, she saw me posting on the Senda thread.  She pointed at a video of Senda, where he was stuffing potato salad into his piehole and spitting bits of it back out as he spoke, and asked, “Is that PeeBee?” No, I said, it’s Falkie. “Where is PeeBee?”, she asked. “Sleeping it off somewhere,” I said. “And so later PeeBee will write some things and you'll read them?” Yes, that’s right. “And you’ll sit in front of the screen and yell ‘Fuck!’?”  Yes, Megan, and some day so will you.  So will you.

@PB

@PB TheAdorable

[sean92008]

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[HamsterMuscle]

Yeah that boils my Irish blood just reading it. In town my neighbors were nice to me but some of my neighbors had neighbors that would try to pull the same shit. They'd get shut down pretty fast.  At our main place most of the houses were between 80 to 120 ft. My 2.3 acres were completely fenced in.

Something like this?
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Apparently there was a dispute about bird poop.
 

And again. Demonstrating how you are hands down the most boring and PREDICTABLE poster of any GAB board ever! You gotta turn that SUCK KNOB all the way off son! Ugh, you're so damn lame. Back to ignore for you.

Good Lord 

JFC dude.  It's not MY fault that your mind dives into the gutter every time that you read one of my innocent comments. 

[KSM]

I see that you've posted something extremely lame, even though I cannot actually see it. Strange dynamic. I like it! 

[HamsterMuscle]

I see that you've posted something extremely lame, even though I cannot actually see it. Strange dynamic. I like it! 

Even though you (allegedly) can't see my posts, you are still obsessed with them. 

It's a shame that you have blocked me, depriving me of easy dick jokes.  I'll have to remember to send a greeting card to your soul in hell.

[PB]

My five-year-old niece watches me post on Ellgab, because she likes the cartoons.  She even knows the names of some of the posters.  Yesterday, she saw me posting on the Senda thread.  She pointed at a video of Senda, where he was stuffing potato salad into his piehole and spitting bits of it back out as he spoke, and asked, “Is that PeeBee?” No, I said, it’s Falkie. “Where is PeeBee?”, she asked. “Sleeping it off somewhere,” I said. “And so later PeeBee will write some things and you'll read them?” Yes, that’s right. “And you’ll sit in front of the screen and yell ‘Fuck!’?”  Yes, Megan, and some day so will you.  So will you.

@PB

@PB TheAdorable

No gay fantasy projections?  Meds getting dialed in.

Just remember, they can't work if you don't take 'em.  Baby steps.

[Smokin Hot Bob]

Art did half a show about it with the guy who camps out there all the time and answers the phone. Show was from 2000. Guys name was Desert Chad. You can do a search, you'll see it - and him.  Dude is slightly annoying but nowhere near as bad or nauseating as figit.

Heather did a show on this maybe 2020 where the author of Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth phoned in from out of the blue.

[sean92008]

Heather did a show on this maybe 2020 where the author of Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth phoned in from out of the blue.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojave_phone_booth

[Walks_At_Night]

Andy Warski, former member of the Gunt's Circle of Trust decided he would get into the Youtuber's fight game. Unfortunately for him, his opponent actually knows how to box a little bit. Over in 29 seconds.

[Rikki Gins]

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Is anybody else getting this horrific image in their clickacy ads?  I actually clicked on the thing just to find out what kind of shocking eye disease the person had.  After viewing about thirty pages full of skin and eye diseases, it turns out that this one wasn't included with them.  That's because it's fake.  An online search of the image has shown that somebody took a closeup image of a leech's mouth and photocopied it onto a picture of an open human eyeball.  It's funny because even though I know it's fake, I still gasp when it shows up in the clickacy ads.  Clickbait is a more accurate description, I guess.  There is another one out there that shows a similar 'disease' on a person's thumb.  It isn't as shocking as the eyeball one, though.       

[sean92008]

@Rikki Gins

Have you talked to anybody on the telephone or otherwise about eye problems? Did you watch a TV drama featuring somebody with eye problems? Maybe read a thread about somebody who's gone blind?

The level of intrusion is remarkable. It's not just my personal device either, it's everybody coming from this wi-fi network. My Roku TV that does not have a microphone and the YouTube app is not signed into anybody's account brings up suggested videos based off of everybody's internet traffic. Very intrusive.

[PolkaDot]

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Is anybody else getting this horrific image in their clickacy ads?  I actually clicked on the thing just to find out what kind of shocking eye disease the person had.  After viewing about thirty pages full of skin and eye diseases, it turns out that this one wasn't included with them.  That's because it's fake.  An online search of the image has shown that somebody took a closeup image of a leech's mouth and photocopied it onto a picture of an open human eyeball.  It's funny because even though I know it's fake, I still gasp when it shows up in the clickacy ads.  Clickbait is a more accurate description, I guess.  There is another one out there that shows a similar 'disease' on a person's thumb.  It isn't as shocking as the eyeball one, though.       

That's what a leech's mouth looks like?
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