Why are you no longer invited to cocktail parties and get togethers? What did you do?
Well..
After she accepted a very lucrative promotion..
We moved from a Canadian city to just north of Seattle. Had to make all new friends ETC..
Seven months later she decided that she wanted to buy me out of her/our life.
I live in Denver now. I have to buy my own fake crab.
Women can be such (insert word).