Random, stupid things on your mind

[Sofia]

Or strippers!

Yes, at least we agree on that.

[Walks_At_Night]

Okay, so I've been trying to get at the bottom of this for years because, um, "Falkie" died.    .....right?

Three times actually - to hear him tell it. Each time he got back alive though.  The current incantation is very much alive and doing well.

[Sofia]

Happy Birthtime, Demi Moore!  11:11 seein' it every day.  Snorway gets the word out.

[Sofia]

Three times actually - to hear him tell it. Each time he got back alive though.  The current incantation is very much alive and doing well.

Thanks.  Prior to the pandemic, around 2019, I saw a pic of Falkie but he had brown shaggy hair.  So confusing.

[Sofia]

And the lady will do all the work then 2nd half...

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/OnlyFansPostinL/status/1609544524627599368

[sean92008]

https://twitter.com/OnlyFansPostinL/status/1609544524627599368

Easy come easy go. All she needs to do is stay in a related field... Stripping, prostitution, massage parlor...

[ItsOver]

First I’d heard of it.

[Bart Ell]

This one time in 1998 a harmonica player sat beside me on a flight.
I knew he was a harmonica player because he gave me his business card right after he sat down.
About an hour in he tells me he is going to order a coffee with 1 milk and 2 sugars.
Then he delivered this line...
"Speaking of milk, Cloris Leachman has great tits."

[PolkaDot]

This one time in 1998 a harmonica player sat beside me on a flight.
I knew he was a harmonica player because he gave me his business card right after he sat down.
About an hour in he tells me he is going to order a coffee with 1 milk and 2 sugars.
Then he delivered this line...
"Speaking of milk, Cloris Leachman has great tits."

I think you just bring out the best interesting in people

[Rainman]

1-2-2005 Art talks about his sister, Jessie and her dog, Maggie. They won an Animal Planet contest.

Which for some reason brings to mind, did Hollywood ever get around to making that Beautiful Jim Key film starring Morgan Freeman? I think not.

[sean92008]

You know the flex tape guy, the one who uses their tape to make a boat out of chicken wire?

Now they have a flood protection sealing system.  They are banking on panic over global warming. Funny enough, you can seal the windows and doors all day long, but water goes through walls on everything but some of the most expensive construction jobs.

[sean92008]

Could it be that they were constantly so loud and obnoxious that nobody bothered to pay close attention before somebody murdered them?
https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/13/idaho-murder-victim-xana-kernodle-talk-cops-noise-complaint-house-new-video-bryan-kohberger-body-cam/

[Walks_At_Night]

This one time in 1998 a harmonica player sat beside me on a flight.
I knew he was a harmonica player because he gave me his business card right after he sat down.
About an hour in he tells me he is going to order a coffee with 1 milk and 2 sugars.
Then he delivered this line...
"Speaking of milk, Cloris Leachman has great tits."

Wow @Bart Ell!  Was it one of the Harmonicats?  You and @Uncle Duke always meet cool and exciting people on flights. I always pull either a militant lesbian type or a fat guy in an Aloha shirt that smells like soup. 

[Bart Ell]

I always pull either a militant lesbian type or a fat guy in an Aloha shirt that smells like soup. 

It's because you fly domestic.