Random, stupid things on your mind

[sean92008]

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[KSM]

At the risk of TMI, I think I may have 'frolicked' this morning. After breakfast. Nude and sprawled out on the couch with a cup of strong black coffee. All comfy like. Is that frolicking? If it is, I'm gonna frolic the fuck outta myself today.  Sure, paint your own picture of shameful masturbation and such BUT NO! This is innocent and pure.

[sean92008]

At the risk of TMI, I think I may have 'frolicked' this morning. After breakfast. Nude and sprawled out on the couch with a cup of strong black coffee. All comfy like. Is that frolicking? If it is, I'm gonna frolic the fuck outta myself today.  Sure, paint your own picture of shameful masturbation and such BUT NO! This is innocent and pure.

It's frolicking if:
Your arm is raised or straight
Your wrist is limp
You are skipping
You are running with short steps and flatfooted.

I think you were just slobbing around... Or hoping for a hot pizza delivery girl to get the wrong address...

[KSM]

It's frolicking if:
Your arm is raised or straight
Your wrist is limp
You are skipping
You are running with short steps and flatfooted.

I think you were just slobbing around... Or hoping for a hot pizza delivery girl to get the wrong address...

You may have a point there..

Let us examine this further.

[sean92008]

You may have a point there..

Let us examine this further.

I learned a lot from watching Monty Python.
😏😏😏

[K_Dubb]

At the risk of TMI, I think I may have 'frolicked' this morning. After breakfast. Nude and sprawled out on the couch with a cup of strong black coffee. All comfy like. Is that frolicking? If it is, I'm gonna frolic the fuck outta myself today.  Sure, paint your own picture of shameful masturbation and such BUT NO! This is innocent and pure.

This is utterly shameless gay-baiting and I am so here for it 👀 it has been a long, cold winter

[KSM]

This is utterly shameless gay-baiting and I am so here for it 👀 it has been a long, cold winter

No, nooooo, I just lounging. And if I'm being honest I was wearing rusty saw blades all over my body, thus making it extremely dangerous for the potential lust driven admirer of hunky me. 

[TigerLily]

@KSM    Did you frolic while dog-walking today? Dogs are great conversation starters

[HamsterMuscle]

This is utterly shameless gay-baiting and I am so here for it 👀 it has been a long, cold winter

Thank god you are here. I've been carrying the site by myself for far too long. @Peter Wyngarde has been no help at all, the indolent toad.

[K_Dubb]

No, nooooo, I just lounging. And if I'm being honest I was wearing rusty saw blades all over my body, thus making it extremely dangerous for the potential lust driven admirer of hunky me.

Oh I would never touch, dont worry your sculpted self over that.  The only threat I pose is sincere admiration 😍

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/shinohai2017/status/1654084682730860544

[K_Dubb]

Thank god you are here. I've been carrying the site by myself for far too long. @Peter Wyngarde has been no help at all, the indolent toad.

Shreddie is an ill-tempered no-good cusser whose bile seeps into any discourse and slowly poisons any company he is in, where the devil is he ?!?!?! @Shreddie @Shreddie @Shreddie

[JUAN]

Maybe he was chosen to be in the parade and is busy practicing.

[K_Dubb]

Maybe he was chosen to be in the parade and is busy practicing.

I had assumed he was chosen to bear the canopy like his illustrious forebear in the literary arts but as you see there is no canopy this time, just a sort of changing-booth that I imagine will be put up furtively by stage hands all dressed in black so you don't see them.  Maybe he is one of those.  A "Gentleman of the Changing-Booth" has a nice ring to it, or maybe "Groom of the Stall"

[sean92008]

My neighbor has decided that he wasn't loud and annoying enough and his upped his annoyance. He is a true Floridian through and through.

My response? I got into my multitrack software and put parts of three audio book samplers, an audio track from a 60 minutes interview and bio feedback tones into a seven and a half minute loop.

I drained off all of the bass frequencies so this shit cuts through. When he finally says something, I think I'll attack his parenting skills to start off with... One of his kids acts half his age and screams like a little girl. Playing in front of my house after 9:30 at night gets old after one night.

I think it is just loud enough to barely be heard, which is my goal. It is to continual may play all day without pissing myself off.