Random, stupid things on your mind

[JUAN]

Hahahahahahaha.  Program it to replicate sNoory.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/people-hire-phone-bots-to-torture-telemarketers-2dbb8457?mod=djemalertNEWS

[KSM]

In the shower a few hours ago I actually dropped the soap. --Paused-- 
It was then that I was faced with the question on whether or not I could trust myself enough to not fuck myself enough.. 

Good Lord I'm a beast. 

[sean92008]

In the shower a few hours ago I actually dropped the soap. --Paused-- 
It was then that I was faced with the question on whether or not I could trust myself enough to not fuck myself enough.. 

Good Lord I'm a beast. 

Spent much time in lockup? What about in France? I shudder to think other places you might have been where this threat existed...
🙄🙄🙄🙄

[KSM]

Spent much time in lockup? What about in France? I shudder to think other places you might have been where this threat existed...
🙄🙄🙄🙄

No prison or jail time.
Never been to France.
Nope.  It's just that I can be very persuasive..  and I fall for it every time! 

[sean92008]

No prison or jail time.
Never been to France.
Nope.  It's just that I can be very persuasive..  and I fall for it every time! 

The only other place you might have been that would have planted the seed of that type of ass rape threat would be as guitarist of Judas Priest. Did Halford Rob you of your virginity?
😁😁😁

[KSM]

This complex I'm in is a condo/Apartment complex. You can buy them at reasonable bloat. It is sort of tempting at times but there are no yards/lawns to mow and nurture. No scenery to personalize with giant rocks and cool thingamajigs to make perfect space and place for.  There are no decks to build and certainly no sheds and fences to maintain.

That said, I have been nude on my patio..
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[sean92008]

This complex I'm in is a condo/Apartment complex. You can buy them at reasonable bloat. It is sort of tempting at times but there are no yards/lawns to mow and nurture. No scenery to personalize with giant rocks and cool thingamajigs to make perfect space and place for.  There are no decks to build and certainly no sheds and fences to maintain.

That said, I have been nude on my patio..
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I appreciate your bustling location, I guess for a while it could be enjoyable... But you gotta be missing grass cultivation and perfection.  80127 used to have lots of land and big yards...  Maybe a few more miles out of town will do it for you???

A prefab house over a poured concrete walkout basement with attached garages on both levels will do the trick.  Rent a room out to supplement the income and you're set.

[KSM]

I appreciate your bustling location, I guess for a while it could be enjoyable... But you gotta be missing grass cultivation and perfection.  80127 used to have lots of land and big yards...  Maybe a few more miles out of town will do it for you???

A prefab house over a poured concrete walkout basement with attached garages on both levels will do the trick.  Rent a room out to supplement the income and you're set.

That doesn't sound bad. Minus the tenant.
I've had rental property in the past and people are bitches. Even after vetting them they still wind up to be turds. Once those papers are signed all the others show up.. you know,  the boyfriend and his friends. 

[JUAN]

The people who own the condo next to me have let three obviously gay men (not that there’s anything wrong with that) stay there this week.  Each of the men has a little pissant dog that they dress up when they walk them.  When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly. 

Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?

[sean92008]

The people who own the condo next to me have let three obviously gay men (not that there’s anything wrong with that) stay there this week.  Each of the men has a little pissant dog that they dress up when they walk them.  When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly. 

Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?

Is it a Gayr-BNB? If they're doing short term rentals, the HOA might like that.

[KSM]

When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly. 

Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?

Ugh..
If being awake at 3am is a normal thing for you than hey, let's play some tuba! I'm just saying not to out of your way by setting your alarm for 2:59am.

If they're doing short term rentals, the HOA might like that.

Yip. Yup.

[PB]

The people who own the condo next to me have let three obviously gay men (not that there’s anything wrong with that) stay there this week.  Each of the men has a little pissant dog that they dress up when they walk them.  When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly. 

Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?

It's not the dog's fault.

Find out if they would be willing to bring the dogs with them, or would they prefer to be woken to ringing doorbells every two hours when they think people should be home sleeping.  What you want is for the property to get really bad reviews on Air B&B.

[JUAN]

Its not a rental nor AirBNB.  Its friends of the owners.  I don't want to be a racist homophobe.

[Bart Ell]

Its not a rental nor AirBNB.  Its friends of the owners.  I don't want to be a racist homophobe.

Fraidy cat.

[KSM]

Its not a rental nor AirBNB.  Its friends of the owners.  I don't want to be a racist homophobe.

We can not have lukewarm conservatives Juan!

You know the old saying; all it takes for eeeevil to flourish in the world is for good racist homophobe people to not play the tuba at 3AM. @JUAN