Random, stupid things on your mind

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell I need a condo/Vera sitter for mid-October when I take my trip. Will you be in the area? Everything supplied and $50. per day.

Actually, Juan should take Vera while I'm gone. Gay dog problem solved.

Is she DTF?

[JUAN]

1. No one else is in the building.  I think they fled north to avoid the heat.  A coup of toots on the soprano sax (think bad Kenny G) sent them into hysterics. I think they yelled themselves out.

2. Trombones are made of brass and nickel which don't rust.

3. I don't know if the dogs are gay or not.

[KSM]

Is she DTF?

Well now you put me on the spot as I am forced to 'ASK' --- What does DTF mean?

3. I don't know if the dogs are gay or not.

If dogs can be gay I'm pretty sure that V is not. She's only 10 years old, Juan.

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[HamsterMuscle]

Problem solved - the men and their abused, outfit wearing dogs, have gone.  I can just lie awake with insomnia at 3 rather than get out the tuba.

So, how gay did you have to go?  Please express it in multiples of PB.

[sean92008]

Well now you put me on the spot as I am forced to 'ASK' --- What does DTF mean?
If dogs can be gay I'm pretty sure that V is not. She's only 10 years old, Juan.

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Down to fornicate...

[PB]

This is me typing slower so you can follow - my response to your original post before you went back and added the extra line, Doggy Karen.
He didn't know he needed to at first but he went back and did it.
Makes sense!

You're approaching Dumpster territory. 

Is Falkie right, are you the same person?  If so, it's a great troll - a slow-witted offensive gay man living in the Philippines as an alter ego, nice.

[HamsterMuscle]

See what happens when you stop for a second?
You come up with actual normal brained ideas... even if you have to add them after you have already gone off half cocked.

He also makes poor decisions when he's running out the door. #diedsuddenly #shitsandwich #stenchofhumiliation

[HamsterMuscle]

2. Trombones are made of brass and nickel which don't rust.

Um...there's no actual rust in a Rusty Trombone, cuz. Try Google, I ain't splaining this 'um. @TigerLily is mad enough at me as it is.

[Bart Ell]

You're approaching Dumpster territory. 

Is Falkie right, are you the same person?  If so, it's a great troll - a slow-witted offensive gay man living in the Philippines as an alter ego, nice.

You seem to be trying hard to swing them arms around to get out of this one, Doggy Karen.
I didn't know I needed to but then I went back and did it.
Makes sense!

[Bart Ell]

He also makes poor decisions when he's running out the door. #diedsuddenly #shitsandwich #stenchofhumiliation

Half cocked.

[Bart Ell]

What does DTF mean?

I guess you are still in that dry spell.

[Bart Ell]

think bad Kenny G

You act like there is another kind.

[JUAN]

You act like there is another kind.

I meant to emphasize that I play bad Kenny G poorly. So, even worse.  At least I don't squeak like a beginning clarinetist.

[HamsterMuscle]

Half cocked.

Half a cock?

Are you saying that PB and KSM are the same person?

Say, how many posters are there on this site, anyway?  About eight?

[HamsterMuscle]

I meant to emphasize that I play bad Kenny G poorly. So, even worse.  At least I don't squeak like a beginning clarinetist.

If you're playing it on a rusty trombone, even if it's bad it's still pretty good.