Random, stupid things on your mind

[Peter Wyngarde]

Is there any biblical evidence that Jesus walked around the Middle East calling people cunts?

I refer you to the Sermon on the Cunt. Which you'll find in your copy of the Wyngarde Bible.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I refer you to the Sermon on the Cunt. Which you'll find in your copy of the Wyngarde Bible.

AKA the sermon on the Pubic Mound?  I’ve heard it referenced once or twice, but I must have missed that day at Sunday School.

[sean92008]

What would Jesus do? He'd probably call you a cunt (or the Aramaic equivalent), and rightly so.

See! Jesus gets us! CUNT!

Is there any biblical evidence that Jesus walked around the Middle East calling people cunts?

He cussed like a sailor, in between saving souls and improving the world. "Jewish man bad." Reminds me of...

[KSM]

The Sam Adams Octoberfest beer is of course out now and quite plentiful.
On my studio desk as we speak.

Mom 

[sean92008]

The Sam Adams Octoberfest beer is of course out now and quite plentiful.
On my studio desk as we speak.

Mom 

I will wait until it goes on clearance sale, November 1?

[Walks_At_Night]

In NC!  That is crazy.  Lots of people here posted pics but I had high clouds  my mom saw them through the trees though

Yeah sure is nuts.  Apparently folks in Galveston even had a glimpse at one point.

[KSM]

The Sam Adams Octoberfest beer is of course out now and quite plentiful.
On my studio desk as we speak.

Mom 

Speaking of clearance; I was at my local King Soopers today and passed by the clearance bin strategically located near the checkout line.  About a dozen boxes of double fudge chocolate pop-tarts. Four packets per box, two tarts per package. That was two hours ago. There is one pack of two pop-tarts remaining. SIX pop-tarts have gone mysteriously missing.

 

[sean92008]

Speaking of clearance; I was at my local King Soopers today and passed by the clearance bin strategically located near the checkout line.  About a dozen boxes of double fudge chocolate pop-tarts. Four packets per box, two tarts per package. That was two hours ago. There is one pack of two pop-tarts remaining. SIX pop-tarts have gone mysteriously missing.

 

Did you at least bother to heat them?

[KSM]

Did you at least bother to heat them?

Hahaha  Yeah the toaster was out of the pantry and on the counter within seconds of being home.

[Walks_At_Night]

Hahaha  Yeah the toaster was out of the pantry and on the counter within seconds of being home.

Did a sugar seizure occur?
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[KSM]

Did a sugar seizure occur?
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Was at Costco on Monday and purchased one of those transparent containers of chocolate chip cookies. They average 60 per bin, I ate about 38 of them in one sitting. Now THAT was a seizure. Couple of poptarts can't compete with a cookie assault!

[JUAN]

Finally, sanity in the health world
https://scitechdaily.com/heart-health-alert-study-reveals-standing-desks-may-do-more-harm-than-good/

[KSM]

while moving my heavy-bag stand last night I accidentally knocked my coffee maker off the 6' shelf opposite my main counterspace. I have no way to make coffee.

I have coffee. I have filters. I have the ability to boil water of course. So.. unless I head out to buy a coffee this morning, how shall I make coffee at home in the absence of the machine that puts it all together?

[K_Dubb]

while moving my heavy-bag stand last night I accidentally knocked my coffee maker off the 6' shelf opposite my main counterspace. I have no way to make coffee.

I have coffee. I have filters. I have the ability to boil water of course. So.. unless I head out to buy a coffee this morning, how shall I make coffee at home in the absence of the machine that puts it all together?

Oh that is easy, you just have to improvise something to hold the filter above the pot, then slowly pour the water over it.   Wire works, so does a piece of sheet steel you bend into a cone with your giant muscles, or a hole in a piece of reinforced cardboard and a cone made out of several layers of aluminum foil.

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[KSM]

Oh that is easy, you just have to improvise something to hold the filter above the pot, then slowly pour the water over it.   Wire works, so does a piece of sheet steel you bend into a cone with your giant muscles, or a hole in a piece of reinforced cardboard and a cone made out of several layers of aluminum foil.

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Yeah I did that. Worked well but it was a pain in the arse when you're use to the coffee maker thingamajig. This particular machine had some sentimental value, silly as that sounds.

I am saddened and troubled.
Better walk over and enjoy a pint of Octoberfest brew. The month is fleeting.