Random, stupid things on your mind

[JUAN]

Oh my goodness.  You put some water in a pot, bring it to a boil, and throw some coffee in.  Let it boil a little while, take it off the heat and pour some in a cup.  The goings are good for you.

[KSM]

Oh my goodness.  You put some water in a pot, bring it to a boil, and throw some coffee in.  Let it boil a little while, take it off the heat and pour some in a cup.  The goings are good for you.

So, @JUAN you want me to ingest coffee grounds.  ?

[Walks_At_Night]

So, @JUAN you want me to ingest coffee grounds.  ?

Yep.  Will put hair on your chest and a bounce in your step.

[JUAN]

Damned autocorrect - yes, grounds.

[Peter Wyngarde]

So, @JUAN you want me to ingest coffee grounds.  ?

It will help to soak up all that semen.

[KSM]

It will help to soak up all that semen.

Ahh, he talks from experience.

I'm always on your little mind.   No doubt you're going to whack your tiny limey prick tonight.

[JUAN]

I'd love to hear Art and Hoagy talk about the human head found on Mars
https://www.sciencealert.com/eerie-discovery-on-mars-looks-exactly-like-a-human-face

[Peter Wyngarde]

No doubt you're going to whack your tiny limey prick tonight.

You ask for photos. I send them. Then you get personal and nasty.

[JUAN]

This looks like fun

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[Walks_At_Night]

You ask for photos. I send them. Then you get personal and nasty.

Boys.  Boys.  Take a breathe and step back. 

Wyngarde: There is no need to drop the nasty bomb - it's okay baby.  Just chill.

KSM:  "whack your tiny limey prick tonight."   I'm sure you just fired that off from the hip and no fault to you but that is not gonna be effective.  This is @Peter Wyngarde you are dealing with.  He'll just shake that off like a case of the fleas that plague his little English hide.  You've gotta use a little bit of finesse to pink him.  Try something akin to "you will be pleasuring yourself to your tattered, sullied copy of June 1987 Penthouse".

[KSM]

You ask for photos. I send them. Then you get personal and nasty.

LOL  That was actually pretty funny.

[sean92008]

My drama today is sad.

A recent immigrant from China told me about a physical assault that he suffered from a good ol' boy at his work here in Southern California. He was a patent-holding aeronautical engineer in China and he's gotten into automotive servicing in America while he builds up his degrees and certificates.

I told him straight up to contact a lawyer and gave him a name of and employment law specialist.

He then proceeded to say that his family told him not to contact a lawyer. My response was to tell him not to contact me anymore. I don't want to hear it. Whether it's psychic vampirism, wants empathy or just wanted to vent, fuck it. I don't want to hear it.

Tough love acquaintancism.

Actually, I suspect that he's a spy. He immigrated with his entire family, including his incredibly voluptuous wife, and he brought hundreds of thousands of dollars with him. So much that he could buy a home (In a ritzy part of San Diego City) and two used cars with cash. You just don't do that from mainland China, something's going on. If he is not a spy, he's pretty damn incredibly connected.

[PB]

... Actually, I suspect that he's a spy. He immigrated with his entire family, including his incredibly voluptuous wife, and he brought hundreds of thousands of dollars with him. So much that he could buy a home (In a ritzy part of San Diego City) and two used cars with cash. You just don't do that from mainland China, something's going on. If he is not a spy, he's pretty damn incredibly connected.

If he's that successful in China, why leave?  Why the US?

[sean92008]

If he's that successful in China, why leave?  Why the US?

His wife is a chemist (and massive Honeypot material) and he is an engineer. San Diego has a lot of industry and defense contractors. Yeah, I don't see the Chinese government letting him out of the country unless he's working for them.

What's scary is his teenaged daughter and son both went into ROTC in high school and his daughter is considering enlisting In the military for the educational benefits. I don't know why recruiters would even look in their direction.

[sean92008]

This is what I have termed an "El Cajon 'button.'" It is a snap as opposed to an actual button that you must put through a buttonhole at an angle, you know the real brain smart stuff to get dressed.

For most of my life, I have refused to wear anything that had El Cajon buttons on them. Although, now I'm thinking Mike Mills in his later years with REM; Country and Western! Yeehaw!

To explain, El Cajon, at the time, was a distant and remote suburb way east of San Diego. If a guy needed to get laid, a six pack would get it for you. "What do El Cajon girls put behind their ears to attract men? Their legs..."

El Cajon has changed a lot, they're still backwoods, but the influx of businesses and commuters who work in the city have really classed up the place. Hahaha.
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