I didn't photobomb, I just talked while somebody was hoping to create a viral video.
How did they try to create a viral video, you ask? They were trying to do something with some old lady, like help her or something. But they were doing it with a camera on. So I took the opportunity to ask if they could do something kind for somebody without using a video to record it and embarrass them. Then I used the word genuine somehow. Like don't be so disingenuous by only helping when the camera is on.
Please note, I don't say filming because there's no fucking film involved. There is no tape involved, there is no film involved, it's a fucking recording.
I'm getting my Starbucks, those goddamn pinko commies, so I hope this is all spelled right and everything, voice recognition is a bitch.
