Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

Why hasn't someone introduced a foot pedal called "Mandela?"

With a few variations..

The Mandela Effect Pedal Lineup
The Mandela Screamer - Metal/Hard Rock
The Mandela Scratch - British Rock
The Mandela Smooth - Chorus/Flanger

[sean92008]

With a few variations..

The Mandela Effect Pedal Lineup
The Mandela Screamer - Metal/Hard Rock
The Mandela Scratch - British Rock
The Mandela Smooth - Chorus/Flanger

One more:
Mandela Tire Necklace - Hot distortion with screaming harmonics overdriving your head.

[KSM]

One more:
Mandela Tire Necklace - Hot distortion with screaming harmonics overdriving your head.

That's already covered in the first pedal.  pedal names have to start with an S as well.

What about a name for a Delay/Reverb pedal, that starts with an S.  Why S? I don't know.

[sean92008]

That's already covered in the first pedal.  pedal names have to start with an S as well.

What about a name for a Delay/Reverb pedal, that starts with an S.  Why S? I don't know.

Slowclap?
Slow Slapback?

[KSM]

Slowclap?
Slow Slapback?

SassyTap-EZ Verb

YEEAAHHH

[KSM]

People use sayings like "he/she's got more money than God" when referring to somebody of extreme wealth. Truth is that the Lord is penniless. He's broke, and he doesn't care. That said, the guy's GOD, with all that power n' stuff.

[sean92008]

In the early 90s, i could meet a cute girl who was DTF, take her home, pound her and drop her off back at her car near the club and that would be it.

Now, she'll publish the GPS coordinates of your bedroom on IG and the risk of her being hard up one night and showing up unannounced is massive. No wonder guys aren't as interested.

Argh

[sean92008]

Mortality is a bitch.

Rock and roll is dying. Performing monkeys can do it better.

[sean92008]

I searched YouTube for a song I wrote for a Filipina singer... This video popped up. It's funny to me because she's so bubbly while talking about sex and scams...

[KSM]

I searched YouTube for a song I wrote for a Filipina singer... This video popped up. It's funny to me because she's so bubbly while talking about sex and scams...

From birth they're a very sweet people and friendliness seems to be in their blood. At my barbaric worst I wouldn't have been able to defile her.

[sean92008]

From birth they're a very sweet people and friendliness seems to be in their blood. At my barbaric worst I wouldn't have been able to defile her.

They will defile you. There's two things, no, three... You are white. You are Canadian. They want mixed-race babies. Get it? Got it? Good!

You should know this, you have the Art Bell Collection.

[KSM]

They will defile you. There's two things, no, three... You are white. You are Canadian. They want mixed-race babies. Get it? Got it? Good!

You should know this, you have the Art Bell Collection.

Indeed. I should know that, and I do, but I never want to assume that women from all corners of the globe want me! (how can a globe have corners?)
The mildly attractive black lady I dealt with in a professional capacity a few days ago couldn't wait to be free of me. 

[sean92008]

I have a one-word response to this:

Crash.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DIXo5uspt7U

[PB]

Left the wedges at home?

https://x.com/TheMasters/status/1909967709330169950

[sean92008]

Left the wedges at home?

https://x.com/TheMasters/status/1909967709330169950

I don't think that's the first time I've seen that, but he's got balls