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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8775 on: April 24, 2025, 05:16:16 PM »
If you die at 88, do you want to lie in an open casket for days and let random strangers look at you?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8776 on: April 24, 2025, 09:13:42 PM »
If you die at 88, do you want to lie in an open casket for days and let random strangers look at you?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8777 on: April 25, 2025, 09:24:24 AM »
This Slate outfit might just sell a boat load of these buggers.  *If* they can keep the cost where they say they can.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8778 on: April 25, 2025, 02:54:44 PM »
This Slate outfit might just sell a boat load of these buggers.  *If* they can keep the cost where they say they can.

The $20,000 American-made electric pickup with no paint, no stereo, and no touchscreen

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Ladies and gentlemen I submit to you, a TRUCK! electric  8)

 

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8779 on: April 29, 2025, 02:26:26 AM »
Now this is real Florida.  Just a 10-footer, though.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8780 on: April 29, 2025, 07:22:50 AM »
I love Florida rednecks.  I'm working on a documentary where a tree fell on a young man and broke his back.  He's in a chair for the rest of his life.  His family doesn't really have a proper place for him to live, so they are building an apartment for him out by the barn.  Instead of depending on Hoyer lifts to move him around, they've put a couple of steel beams in the ceiling and are installing electric winches so they can run them all around the apartment.  They've begun decorating - there's a mounted deer head above the door.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8781 on: April 29, 2025, 07:37:20 AM »
I love Florida rednecks.  I'm working on a documentary where a tree fell on a young man and broke his back.  He's in a chair for the rest of his life.  His family doesn't really have a proper place for him to live, so they are building an apartment for him out by the barn.  Instead of depending on Hoyer lifts to move him around, they've put a couple of steel beams in the ceiling and are installing electric winches so they can run them all around the apartment.  They've begun decorating - there's a mounted deer head above the door.
I'd watch that.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8782 on: April 29, 2025, 07:58:22 AM »
I love Florida rednecks.  I'm working on a documentary where a tree fell on a young man and broke his back.  He's in a chair for the rest of his life.  His family doesn't really have a proper place for him to live, so they are building an apartment for him out by the barn.  Instead of depending on Hoyer lifts to move him around, they've put a couple of steel beams in the ceiling and are installing electric winches so they can run them all around the apartment.  They've begun decorating - there's a mounted deer head above the door.

It's been made already.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8783 on: April 29, 2025, 01:19:28 PM »
I love Florida rednecks.  I'm working on a documentary where a tree fell on a young man and broke his back.  He's in a chair for the rest of his life.  His family doesn't really have a proper place for him to live, so they are building an apartment for him out by the barn.  Instead of depending on Hoyer lifts to move him around, they've put a couple of steel beams in the ceiling and are installing electric winches so they can run them all around the apartment.  They've begun decorating - there's a mounted deer head above the door.

Need one of those talking mounted largemouth bass if it’s Florida
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8784 on: April 29, 2025, 03:03:36 PM »
Need one of those talking mounted largemouth bass if it’s Florida
There's plenty of room.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8785 on: April 29, 2025, 03:46:27 PM »
Nice story here:


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8786 on: April 30, 2025, 02:47:00 AM »
Which brings to mind the OG Florida Man: Trapper Nelson.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8787 on: April 30, 2025, 03:03:39 AM »

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8789 on: May 03, 2025, 08:45:21 PM »
Do ya' cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish? - Me to a random woman who wanted to share a table with me at a bar listening to a way-too-loud band.

Her answer was priceless. "Fuck yah! Me 'n' Jack go a long way back."

I really like this dive. Everyone is on their toes.